View Full Version : So I think I'm going to grow an epic beard.


Snaps
09-11-2008, 10:12 AM
Been doing some thinking, and since I've got nothing to look important for I've given some serious thought into just growing my facial hair as long as I can for 1-2 months (for comedic purposes). I've never really given it any longer than a week and I think I could pull off a pretty long beard with enough dedication. Any tips or comments from bearded people?

Snaps without beard

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why.jpg


Snaps with beard (projected)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardsnaps.jpg

Nightkiller93
09-11-2008, 10:18 AM
Wow and i always thought you looked like the kid in your avatar :lol:

If you want to do it then go ahead nobody can stop you.

Fearless987
09-11-2008, 10:28 AM
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why.jpg


I always thought that was you in your avatar:lol:!

BlueDubs
09-11-2008, 10:55 AM
Snaps with beard (projected)

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardsnaps.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/JtSnipe/THISISSPARTAgood.gif

8bitBass
09-11-2008, 11:12 AM
LMAO do it man! What does your girl think?

Plus is there even any bearded guys on SG? Most can't even grow a mustache yet!:lol:

monkeychunkuk
09-11-2008, 11:14 AM
How big you planning?

JaXboxChick
09-11-2008, 11:24 AM
Blech...I can't stand facial hair on guys. Why not grow your hair out and spike it up while you're at it?? LOL

viatrophy
09-11-2008, 11:24 AM
I thought I would spice up the beard a bit.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk130/Viatrophy/beardsnaps.jpg

..including the scenery, I was bored in paint as you can tell.

ikasohma
09-11-2008, 12:09 PM
That's what I think it'll be like afterwards. :tongue:

Masselli18
09-11-2008, 12:25 PM
I thought I would spice up the beard a bit.

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk130/Viatrophy/beardsnaps.jpg

..including the scenery, I was bored in paint as you can tell.

yeah you have tons of time on your handss

Snaps
09-11-2008, 12:27 PM
How big you planning?

I'd like to give it a month or so just to see what happens, if awesome I'll take it from there. And yeah my girlfriend is probably going to shoot me but whatever.

ikasohma
09-11-2008, 12:34 PM
I'd like to give it a month or so just to see what happens, if awesome I'll take it from there. And yeah my girlfriend is probably going to shoot me but whatever.

I don't think she'd shoot you, she would probably be less attracted to you... so get ready for less action! :grin:

Snaps
09-11-2008, 12:41 PM
Blech...I can't stand facial hair on guys. Why not grow your hair out and spike it up while you're at it?? LOL

I'll be sure to do that just for you when the beard takes over.

Artemas
09-11-2008, 12:51 PM
Your "projected" idea looks cool but I think you could pull this off a bit more
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/48423276_7acca42569_o.jpg

Infneon
09-11-2008, 12:51 PM
*strokes beard*

Do it, makes you more of a man than this pansy lot

A Rabid Moose
09-11-2008, 01:07 PM
I always wanted a beard. A red one. I have my christmas present now...

Truth N Justice
09-11-2008, 01:26 PM
This was me before my wife decided I reminded her of Fidel Castro or a Terrorist. Now i just have a massive goatee.:thumbsup:

Shane86
09-11-2008, 01:27 PM
You do look a lot like Fidel Castro in that cap :lol:

Tobitron
09-11-2008, 01:58 PM
I think this kind of beard would be better :lol:
http://www.bt.no/multimedia/archive/00372/708244__--_Krekar_f_372568c.jpg
http://www.bt.no/multimedia/archive/00372/newPic_640_jpg_372492c.jpg

You might be stripped searched in airports, but its worth it :lol:

Truth N Justice
09-11-2008, 02:28 PM
I are the bearded guy here, as I have one now.

When you take showers though, be sure to put conditioner in your beard as well as your hair. Trust me, you don't want to scrap the shit out of your womans face when you go in for da sexorz.

And be sure to go into a bar and scream, "Who wants a mustache ride?!"
Do it!

do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:

BlueDubs
09-11-2008, 02:53 PM
do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:

http://blog.actrophp.de/wp-content/stallowned5ar.jpg

Sorry, my friend showed me that today. Just needed to post it somewhere.

Snaps
09-11-2008, 04:58 PM
http://blog.actrophp.de/wp-content/stallowned5ar.jpg

Sorry, my friend showed me that today. Just needed to post it somewhere.


Wouldn't go THAT far. But damn that hair is awesome.


Anyways....
Right now I'm at 2 or 3 days without shaving and already have a decent start. Maybe I'll update weekly with pictures.

DeathByWaffle
09-11-2008, 05:03 PM
This was me before my wife decided I reminded her of Fidel Castro or a Terrorist. Now i just have a massive goatee.:thumbsup:

You actually do look a lot like Castro, I think you should have kept that look :lol:.

Truth N Justice
09-11-2008, 05:06 PM
You actually do look a lot like Castro, I think you should have kept that look :lol:.

If I didnt care about what my wife thought I might have kept it. But it got so damn hot in the summer.

Truth N Justice
09-12-2008, 01:41 PM
Depends on how you look at it.

I COULD be like almost everyone else here and take my games a little to serious and do nothing but talk about them all day on here, or I could enjoy the company of you guys and talk about more than just one hobby of mine. Sorry that unlike alot of the guys who post on the forums, I'm over 18 and want to talk about more than just games.

do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:

I was just pointing out the fact that almost every time you post at least the ones I have seen. You have to bring sexual humor into what ever you post and in my opinion it makes you look immature. Just Saying.:wink2:
I could put together a montage of all your immature posts, but I will save you the embarrassment

Feanor
09-12-2008, 01:52 PM
Not a bag idea this time of year in MN. I've got a nice one myself.

Unfortunately, the hair on my chin grows about three times as fast as the hair on my upper lip. So I have to keep the chin hair trimmed while the lip catches up.

Snaps
09-16-2008, 04:17 PM
Gentlemen, I give you the update.


Snaps at 1 week

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why003.jpg

wobyer
09-16-2008, 08:10 PM
good. beards are sweet. a couple of the guys on the varsity soccer team have beards like the one you want. and they look sweet. so grow one.

Snaps
09-24-2008, 07:51 AM
Okay kids here it is the not so anticipated week two update!

I'm not sure if I look like hell because I just woke up or it's the beard but whatever.

Enjoy.


http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/huh004.jpg

8bitBass
09-24-2008, 08:54 AM
Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?

The Dutch Don
09-24-2008, 09:00 AM
The longest I managed to keep my beard growing was for about a month.
After that it became really itchy and I just had to get rid of it.
So how long do you think you can keep it going?

kuat
09-24-2008, 09:06 AM
Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?

lololol, nice one

beards = keeps the face warm
after beards = face cold for a month

Seb
09-24-2008, 09:07 AM
I had mine for maybe a month too.
Then it looked like "bummish", so I shaved it.

Nice though.
I think you will really look like that guy from 300.

Snaps
09-24-2008, 09:37 AM
Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?

I prefer to be called Number One.


As far as how long I'm going to keep this going I guess either until it itches so bad (and believe me now it's pretty bad) that I can't stand it anymore, or until I get a job interview. I suppose then I'd have to clean up for "the man".

kuat
09-24-2008, 10:21 AM
the man makes us do many things that we really don't T.T

Shane86
09-24-2008, 10:29 AM
Snaps: week 3

http://www.dragons.dk/Tom%20Hanks/Castawayy.jpg

kuat
09-24-2008, 10:31 AM
Snaps: week 3

http://www.dragons.dk/Tom%20Hanks/Castawayy.jpg

lol, nice...off topic I know, but I just could not get into that movie after he started talking to the volleyball

ikasohma
09-24-2008, 12:44 PM
I prefer to be called Number One.


As far as how long I'm going to keep this going I guess either until it itches so bad (and believe me now it's pretty bad) that I can't stand it anymore, or until I get a job interview. I suppose then I'd have to clean up for "the man".

the tide is high but i'm moving on...

Kiljoy
09-24-2008, 01:48 PM
screw that grow one of those old style chinese beards, the long ones where the mustache goes down with it, but isn't apart of it.

Snaps
10-01-2008, 10:55 AM
Here we are

Week 3.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardwk3.jpg

ikasohma
10-01-2008, 11:51 AM
Marry me!

regua
10-01-2008, 11:54 AM
And me!

Snaps
10-01-2008, 01:56 PM
Marry me!

Babysit me?

Seb
10-01-2008, 01:59 PM
In two weeks, you will really look like that guy from 300.
In a year, you'll look like this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2cfdvk3.jpg

Makes me want to grow mine out and see how it'll look(I did it for a month before).

JaXboxChick
10-01-2008, 02:30 PM
Epic beards seem to take a while to grow huh?

monkeychunkuk
10-01-2008, 02:46 PM
hows the beard paln going?

Snaps
10-01-2008, 03:01 PM
hows the beard paln going?

I'm assuming you meant plan haha.

It goes, not growing as fast as I'd like although it does look a bit longer in person than in the picture. I'm going to see where it's at in a week and make the decision then.

I am kinda bummed out that I don't think I'll be able to grow the handlebar mustache. It just doesn't grow that well in certain parts :sad:

ikasohma
10-01-2008, 06:43 PM
In two weeks, you will really look like that guy from 300.

Really?

http://picasion.com/pic4/fb9ec2203bbc635cdb4226899e5773bc.gif

DeathByWaffle
10-01-2008, 06:44 PM
Really?

http://picasion.com/pic4/fb9ec2203bbc635cdb4226899e5773bc.gif

That is great :lol:.

Snaps
10-01-2008, 10:37 PM
lol, not really seeing the resemblance.

grunt birthday clown
10-02-2008, 12:02 AM
otacon stfu because i will beat both of you in a beard growing competition

Snaps
10-09-2008, 08:49 AM
Gentlemen.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay012.jpg


Snaps at one month.

8bitBass
10-09-2008, 09:25 AM
Don't give up man!

Snaps
10-09-2008, 09:28 AM
Aaaaaaaaagh

Masselli18
10-09-2008, 09:37 AM
Haha nice..

regua
10-09-2008, 10:08 AM
You look like a bum. Seriously, man.

8bitBass
10-09-2008, 10:22 AM
You look like a bum. Seriously, man.

lol...yeah you are a little greasy in that photo.

Snaps
10-09-2008, 10:27 AM
My hair is just wet, it's not grease.

Looks like it though eh?

What can ya do.....

Snaps
10-09-2008, 01:21 PM
Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg


This is getting a bit out of hand haha.

Lord Butters I
10-09-2008, 01:23 PM
Shave the mustache so you look amish.

iFester
10-09-2008, 01:33 PM
Why do you look stoned in three seperate pictures? (kidding)

Hold up, that's a bathroom isn't it? Nevermind.

Snaps
10-09-2008, 01:40 PM
Nothing gets shaved until it's all over.

8bitBass
10-09-2008, 02:36 PM
smile!

SWSilentkiller
10-09-2008, 02:58 PM
Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg


This is getting a bit out of hand haha.
I think you should shave the mustache.

Jarrett
10-09-2008, 03:02 PM
Naw. Just get sideburns.

DeathByWaffle
10-09-2008, 03:38 PM
Good to see you finally found the camera. How long are you going to keep it?

Snaps
10-09-2008, 08:57 PM
At the very least another week.

Hollywood
10-10-2008, 09:56 AM
Good luck, you might need it. Also nice myspace photo haha.

Ash1402
10-10-2008, 01:08 PM
Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg


This is getting a bit out of hand haha.

Nice beard man... your starting to look a bit like a hobo though :D

Loki
10-10-2008, 03:41 PM
****ing keep it.

Beards are awesome in all things.

Shanswer
10-10-2008, 08:29 PM
haha, keep it!

Lord Nacho
10-10-2008, 08:34 PM
i think moustaches are better

Lord Nacho
10-10-2008, 08:35 PM
but you can't get an epic moustach, only an epic beard

AlmightyEmperor
10-10-2008, 08:48 PM
Nice beard Snaps,
You look like a awesomely stoned hobo.

MastaBeerz
10-10-2008, 09:03 PM
epicly stoned frieking hobo

Lord Nacho
10-11-2008, 10:04 AM
i think you look like a pirate hobo

taylordotcom
10-11-2008, 11:47 AM
I think you should do NO SHAVE NOVEMBER, but it seems you already have a head start...

Snaps
10-11-2008, 11:50 AM
I think you should do NO SHAVE NOVEMBER, but it seems you already have a head start...

Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....

Loki
10-11-2008, 12:00 PM
Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....

Don't you dare quit.

For the 20 somethings here that have a baby face, you must press on.


Side note: Where's the oddly inspirational emote?

virtu0so
10-11-2008, 05:05 PM
Keep growing it, and start wearing tattered robes. If you can, find yourself a huge walking stick, grow your hair out, and carry a dusty book.

You'd be the official SarcasticGamer wizard. :thumbsup:

Bauer22
10-11-2008, 05:19 PM
Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....

Don't listen to them. A beard is something only the highest of men can have. Everyone is just hating of it. I suggest the next thing you do is start smoking a pipe.

8bitBass
10-11-2008, 06:09 PM
Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....

you actually leave your place?

Snaps
10-11-2008, 06:17 PM
you actually leave your place?

sometimes...

ikasohma
10-11-2008, 06:19 PM
when he throws the garbage away?

Snaps
10-15-2008, 03:06 PM
Week 5.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay016.jpg

Kill me.....

zinc136
10-15-2008, 03:08 PM
Shave the stach, it makes it look funny.

Shane86
10-15-2008, 03:09 PM
You look like a hillbilly :lol:

zinc136
10-15-2008, 03:13 PM
You look like a hillbilly :lol:

Y'know you're absolutely right, your new nicknames snaps is hillbilly snaps. It's got a rythme to it.

regua
10-15-2008, 03:14 PM
Week 5.

Kill me.....http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2526/russianslaughingatyoumu0.jpg

AlmightyEmperor
10-15-2008, 05:19 PM
Week 5.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay016.jpg

Kill me.....

Without the stache you would look kick-ass.

Snaps
10-15-2008, 06:44 PM
Yeah I think this weekend is going to mark the end of the experiment people. It's been real but my face looks like a giant pubic bush. I don't think I can pull off the bearded look :( When I get around to shaving it though I'll definitely do something funny with it.

Spoofmaniac
10-15-2008, 06:45 PM
Posting in epic thread.
I don't think I could not shave for 5 weeks...

Bauer22
10-15-2008, 06:51 PM
Yeah I think this weekend is going to mark the end of the experiment people. It's been real but my face looks like a giant pubic bush. I don't think I can pull off the bearded look :( When I get around to shaving it though I'll definitely do something funny with it.


Hey, if you grow it out for a few more weeks, you can sell Oxi Clean on TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l-fD8)!

Snaps
10-15-2008, 06:56 PM
http://marooncouch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/billymays.jpg

He truly is a god among men.

DeathByWaffle
10-15-2008, 07:07 PM
I am going to make a tribute video to the life of your beard using the pictures you posted on here... The legend will live on.

Now all I need is a corny song.

AlmightyEmperor
10-15-2008, 07:51 PM
Nooooo,
Bearded Snaps must live on!!!!

A Rabid Moose
10-15-2008, 08:07 PM
http://marooncouch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/billymays.jpg

He truly is a god among men.

O RLY?
http://www.nyc.com/image/users/blogs/4333.jpg

Lord Butters I
10-16-2008, 12:14 AM
You pussy. I didn't shave for 16 years straight!

But on a serious note, before you axe it take a picture sans 'stashe.

Simbuz
10-16-2008, 09:13 AM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2yluuyc.jpg

Snaps
10-19-2008, 04:30 PM
Alright kids, the dream is officially dead. I'm a member of society again. Here are the last moments of the beard, and finally normal Snaps again. It was fun :(

Snaps at week 5.5
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone007.jpg

Half and Half (I don't have a lazy eye)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone005.jpg

Back to nothing
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone008.jpg

DeathByWaffle
10-19-2008, 04:31 PM
A legend has died today my friends.




We must never forget.

DeadpoolSkye
10-19-2008, 04:35 PM
Ah man. And we all wanted to see you without the stache...BOOOOOOO :lol:

BTW, Billy Mays is epic. Chuck Norris vs. Billy Mays FTW.

Snaps
10-19-2008, 04:56 PM
Ah man. And we all wanted to see you without the stache...BOOOOOOO :lol:

BTW, Billy Mays is epic. Chuck Norris vs. Billy Mays FTW.

Yeah I know I wanted to do it too but it was either one or the other. I figured the half and half one would be a bit cooler than just shaving the 'stache.

AlmightyEmperor
10-19-2008, 05:01 PM
Mail the shavings to otacon :lol:
his address is on here somewhere

ikasohma
10-19-2008, 07:09 PM
Alright kids, the dream is officially dead. I'm a member of society again. Here are the last moments of the beard, and finally normal Snaps again. It was fun :(

Snaps at week 5.5
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone007.jpg

Half and Half (I don't have a lazy eye)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone005.jpg

Back to nothing
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone008.jpg


and back to sexy! woo-hoo!! :tongue:

8bitBass
10-19-2008, 11:47 PM
Snaps....I know you are caught up with the show "Heroes". Did you realize that your beard was the source of your "special powers" and you have just thrown it away?

Lord Butters I
10-20-2008, 12:21 AM
I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ

dandubya15
10-20-2008, 12:37 AM
I feel like I gotta post my summer beard:

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v295/102/41/1560630026/n1560630026_35227_4301.jpg

That was at like 6 weeks I think.

A Rabid Moose
10-20-2008, 05:18 AM
I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ

That was hysterical.

"Beard. No beard. Osama had a beard":lol:

Snaps
10-20-2008, 07:51 AM
I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ

That shit is epic.

Lord Butters I
10-20-2008, 12:13 PM
It's probably my favorite viral video of all time.

DeadpoolSkye
10-20-2008, 12:44 PM
That video was...

...interesting. How have I never seen that before? Me, the guy who stumbles across videos way before they're popular.

Lord Butters I
10-20-2008, 05:16 PM
That video was...

...interesting. How have I never seen that before? Me, the guy who stumbles across videos way before they're popular.

It's really old.

A Rabid Moose
10-20-2008, 07:59 PM
Try playing all three youtube videos at once. It sound demonic.

sayaintjimmy
10-20-2008, 08:06 PM
Try playing all three youtube videos at once. It sound demonic.

don't you mean "sounds"? im only pointing this out because of your sig.

Bauer22
10-21-2008, 05:34 PM
Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!

sayaintjimmy
10-21-2008, 07:12 PM
Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!

that was hilarious.

AlmightyEmperor
10-21-2008, 08:10 PM
that was hilarious.

That made my hour :lol:

A Rabid Moose
10-21-2008, 08:22 PM
I'm defiantly growing a beard and using it as my own sled in the Olympic event skeleton.
Areo-dynamic beards FTW!

Snaps
10-21-2008, 09:15 PM
Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!

The regret sets in.....

Lord Butters I
10-21-2008, 09:18 PM
:lol: nice one with the 10 reasons to have a beard!