View Full Version : So I think I'm going to grow an epic beard.
Snaps 09-11-2008, 10:12 AM Been doing some thinking, and since I've got nothing to look important for I've given some serious thought into just growing my facial hair as long as I can for 1-2 months (for comedic purposes). I've never really given it any longer than a week and I think I could pull off a pretty long beard with enough dedication. Any tips or comments from bearded people?
Snaps without beard
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why.jpg
Snaps with beard (projected)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardsnaps.jpg
Nightkiller93 09-11-2008, 10:18 AM Wow and i always thought you looked like the kid in your avatar :lol:
If you want to do it then go ahead nobody can stop you.
Fearless987 09-11-2008, 10:28 AM http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why.jpg
I always thought that was you in your avatar:lol:!
BlueDubs 09-11-2008, 10:55 AM Snaps with beard (projected)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardsnaps.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/JtSnipe/THISISSPARTAgood.gif
8bitBass 09-11-2008, 11:12 AM LMAO do it man! What does your girl think?
Plus is there even any bearded guys on SG? Most can't even grow a mustache yet!:lol:
monkeychunkuk 09-11-2008, 11:14 AM How big you planning?
JaXboxChick 09-11-2008, 11:24 AM Blech...I can't stand facial hair on guys. Why not grow your hair out and spike it up while you're at it?? LOL
viatrophy 09-11-2008, 11:24 AM I thought I would spice up the beard a bit.
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk130/Viatrophy/beardsnaps.jpg
..including the scenery, I was bored in paint as you can tell.
ikasohma 09-11-2008, 12:09 PM That's what I think it'll be like afterwards. :tongue:
Masselli18 09-11-2008, 12:25 PM I thought I would spice up the beard a bit.
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk130/Viatrophy/beardsnaps.jpg
..including the scenery, I was bored in paint as you can tell.
yeah you have tons of time on your handss
Snaps 09-11-2008, 12:27 PM How big you planning?
I'd like to give it a month or so just to see what happens, if awesome I'll take it from there. And yeah my girlfriend is probably going to shoot me but whatever.
ikasohma 09-11-2008, 12:34 PM I'd like to give it a month or so just to see what happens, if awesome I'll take it from there. And yeah my girlfriend is probably going to shoot me but whatever.
I don't think she'd shoot you, she would probably be less attracted to you... so get ready for less action! :grin:
Snaps 09-11-2008, 12:41 PM Blech...I can't stand facial hair on guys. Why not grow your hair out and spike it up while you're at it?? LOL
I'll be sure to do that just for you when the beard takes over.
Artemas 09-11-2008, 12:51 PM Your "projected" idea looks cool but I think you could pull this off a bit more
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/48423276_7acca42569_o.jpg
Infneon 09-11-2008, 12:51 PM *strokes beard*
Do it, makes you more of a man than this pansy lot
A Rabid Moose 09-11-2008, 01:07 PM I always wanted a beard. A red one. I have my christmas present now...
Truth N Justice 09-11-2008, 01:26 PM This was me before my wife decided I reminded her of Fidel Castro or a Terrorist. Now i just have a massive goatee.:thumbsup:
Shane86 09-11-2008, 01:27 PM You do look a lot like Fidel Castro in that cap :lol:
Tobitron 09-11-2008, 01:58 PM I think this kind of beard would be better :lol:
http://www.bt.no/multimedia/archive/00372/708244__--_Krekar_f_372568c.jpg
http://www.bt.no/multimedia/archive/00372/newPic_640_jpg_372492c.jpg
You might be stripped searched in airports, but its worth it :lol:
Truth N Justice 09-11-2008, 02:28 PM I are the bearded guy here, as I have one now.
When you take showers though, be sure to put conditioner in your beard as well as your hair. Trust me, you don't want to scrap the shit out of your womans face when you go in for da sexorz.
And be sure to go into a bar and scream, "Who wants a mustache ride?!"
Do it!
do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:
BlueDubs 09-11-2008, 02:53 PM do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:
http://blog.actrophp.de/wp-content/stallowned5ar.jpg
Sorry, my friend showed me that today. Just needed to post it somewhere.
Snaps 09-11-2008, 04:58 PM http://blog.actrophp.de/wp-content/stallowned5ar.jpg
Sorry, my friend showed me that today. Just needed to post it somewhere.
Wouldn't go THAT far. But damn that hair is awesome.
Anyways....
Right now I'm at 2 or 3 days without shaving and already have a decent start. Maybe I'll update weekly with pictures.
DeathByWaffle 09-11-2008, 05:03 PM This was me before my wife decided I reminded her of Fidel Castro or a Terrorist. Now i just have a massive goatee.:thumbsup:
You actually do look a lot like Castro, I think you should have kept that look :lol:.
Truth N Justice 09-11-2008, 05:06 PM You actually do look a lot like Castro, I think you should have kept that look :lol:.
If I didnt care about what my wife thought I might have kept it. But it got so damn hot in the summer.
Truth N Justice 09-12-2008, 01:41 PM Depends on how you look at it.
I COULD be like almost everyone else here and take my games a little to serious and do nothing but talk about them all day on here, or I could enjoy the company of you guys and talk about more than just one hobby of mine. Sorry that unlike alot of the guys who post on the forums, I'm over 18 and want to talk about more than just games.
do you ever talk about video games or is all you talk about sexual things? I guess i have just seen a trend in your posts. Maybe you should broaden your horizons.:lol:
I was just pointing out the fact that almost every time you post at least the ones I have seen. You have to bring sexual humor into what ever you post and in my opinion it makes you look immature. Just Saying.:wink2:
I could put together a montage of all your immature posts, but I will save you the embarrassment
Feanor 09-12-2008, 01:52 PM Not a bag idea this time of year in MN. I've got a nice one myself.
Unfortunately, the hair on my chin grows about three times as fast as the hair on my upper lip. So I have to keep the chin hair trimmed while the lip catches up.
Snaps 09-16-2008, 04:17 PM Gentlemen, I give you the update.
Snaps at 1 week
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/why003.jpg
wobyer 09-16-2008, 08:10 PM good. beards are sweet. a couple of the guys on the varsity soccer team have beards like the one you want. and they look sweet. so grow one.
Snaps 09-24-2008, 07:51 AM Okay kids here it is the not so anticipated week two update!
I'm not sure if I look like hell because I just woke up or it's the beard but whatever.
Enjoy.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/huh004.jpg
8bitBass 09-24-2008, 08:54 AM Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?
The Dutch Don 09-24-2008, 09:00 AM The longest I managed to keep my beard growing was for about a month.
After that it became really itchy and I just had to get rid of it.
So how long do you think you can keep it going?
Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?
lololol, nice one
beards = keeps the face warm
after beards = face cold for a month
I had mine for maybe a month too.
Then it looked like "bummish", so I shaved it.
Nice though.
I think you will really look like that guy from 300.
Snaps 09-24-2008, 09:37 AM Hey Commander William Riker, wanna trim around the beard?
I prefer to be called Number One.
As far as how long I'm going to keep this going I guess either until it itches so bad (and believe me now it's pretty bad) that I can't stand it anymore, or until I get a job interview. I suppose then I'd have to clean up for "the man".
the man makes us do many things that we really don't T.T
Shane86 09-24-2008, 10:29 AM Snaps: week 3
http://www.dragons.dk/Tom%20Hanks/Castawayy.jpg
Snaps: week 3
http://www.dragons.dk/Tom%20Hanks/Castawayy.jpg
lol, nice...off topic I know, but I just could not get into that movie after he started talking to the volleyball
ikasohma 09-24-2008, 12:44 PM I prefer to be called Number One.
As far as how long I'm going to keep this going I guess either until it itches so bad (and believe me now it's pretty bad) that I can't stand it anymore, or until I get a job interview. I suppose then I'd have to clean up for "the man".
the tide is high but i'm moving on...
Kiljoy 09-24-2008, 01:48 PM screw that grow one of those old style chinese beards, the long ones where the mustache goes down with it, but isn't apart of it.
Snaps 10-01-2008, 10:55 AM Here we are
Week 3.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardwk3.jpg
ikasohma 10-01-2008, 11:51 AM Marry me!
regua 10-01-2008, 11:54 AM And me!
Snaps 10-01-2008, 01:56 PM Marry me!
Babysit me?
In two weeks, you will really look like that guy from 300.
In a year, you'll look like this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/2cfdvk3.jpg
Makes me want to grow mine out and see how it'll look(I did it for a month before).
JaXboxChick 10-01-2008, 02:30 PM Epic beards seem to take a while to grow huh?
monkeychunkuk 10-01-2008, 02:46 PM hows the beard paln going?
Snaps 10-01-2008, 03:01 PM hows the beard paln going?
I'm assuming you meant plan haha.
It goes, not growing as fast as I'd like although it does look a bit longer in person than in the picture. I'm going to see where it's at in a week and make the decision then.
I am kinda bummed out that I don't think I'll be able to grow the handlebar mustache. It just doesn't grow that well in certain parts :sad:
ikasohma 10-01-2008, 06:43 PM In two weeks, you will really look like that guy from 300.
Really?
http://picasion.com/pic4/fb9ec2203bbc635cdb4226899e5773bc.gif
DeathByWaffle 10-01-2008, 06:44 PM Really?
http://picasion.com/pic4/fb9ec2203bbc635cdb4226899e5773bc.gif
That is great :lol:.
Snaps 10-01-2008, 10:37 PM lol, not really seeing the resemblance.
grunt birthday clown 10-02-2008, 12:02 AM otacon stfu because i will beat both of you in a beard growing competition
Snaps 10-09-2008, 08:49 AM Gentlemen.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay012.jpg
Snaps at one month.
8bitBass 10-09-2008, 09:25 AM Don't give up man!
Snaps 10-09-2008, 09:28 AM Aaaaaaaaagh
Masselli18 10-09-2008, 09:37 AM Haha nice..
regua 10-09-2008, 10:08 AM You look like a bum. Seriously, man.
8bitBass 10-09-2008, 10:22 AM You look like a bum. Seriously, man.
lol...yeah you are a little greasy in that photo.
Snaps 10-09-2008, 10:27 AM My hair is just wet, it's not grease.
Looks like it though eh?
What can ya do.....
Snaps 10-09-2008, 01:21 PM Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg
This is getting a bit out of hand haha.
Lord Butters I 10-09-2008, 01:23 PM Shave the mustache so you look amish.
iFester 10-09-2008, 01:33 PM Why do you look stoned in three seperate pictures? (kidding)
Hold up, that's a bathroom isn't it? Nevermind.
Snaps 10-09-2008, 01:40 PM Nothing gets shaved until it's all over.
8bitBass 10-09-2008, 02:36 PM smile!
SWSilentkiller 10-09-2008, 02:58 PM Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg
This is getting a bit out of hand haha.
I think you should shave the mustache.
Jarrett 10-09-2008, 03:02 PM Naw. Just get sideburns.
DeathByWaffle 10-09-2008, 03:38 PM Good to see you finally found the camera. How long are you going to keep it?
Snaps 10-09-2008, 08:57 PM At the very least another week.
Hollywood 10-10-2008, 09:56 AM Good luck, you might need it. Also nice myspace photo haha.
Ash1402 10-10-2008, 01:08 PM Upon looking at the picture I realized it's a bit hard to see the full scope of it so I took another one.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay014.jpg
This is getting a bit out of hand haha.
Nice beard man... your starting to look a bit like a hobo though :D
****ing keep it.
Beards are awesome in all things.
Shanswer 10-10-2008, 08:29 PM haha, keep it!
Lord Nacho 10-10-2008, 08:34 PM i think moustaches are better
Lord Nacho 10-10-2008, 08:35 PM but you can't get an epic moustach, only an epic beard
AlmightyEmperor 10-10-2008, 08:48 PM Nice beard Snaps,
You look like a awesomely stoned hobo.
MastaBeerz 10-10-2008, 09:03 PM epicly stoned frieking hobo
Lord Nacho 10-11-2008, 10:04 AM i think you look like a pirate hobo
taylordotcom 10-11-2008, 11:47 AM I think you should do NO SHAVE NOVEMBER, but it seems you already have a head start...
Snaps 10-11-2008, 11:50 AM I think you should do NO SHAVE NOVEMBER, but it seems you already have a head start...
Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....
Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....
Don't you dare quit.
For the 20 somethings here that have a baby face, you must press on.
Side note: Where's the oddly inspirational emote?
virtu0so 10-11-2008, 05:05 PM Keep growing it, and start wearing tattered robes. If you can, find yourself a huge walking stick, grow your hair out, and carry a dusty book.
You'd be the official SarcasticGamer wizard. :thumbsup:
Bauer22 10-11-2008, 05:19 PM Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....
Don't listen to them. A beard is something only the highest of men can have. Everyone is just hating of it. I suggest the next thing you do is start smoking a pipe.
8bitBass 10-11-2008, 06:09 PM Ugh, I've already gone over a month already. I don't think I can make it another two. I'm already getting weird looks in public....
you actually leave your place?
Snaps 10-11-2008, 06:17 PM you actually leave your place?
sometimes...
ikasohma 10-11-2008, 06:19 PM when he throws the garbage away?
Snaps 10-15-2008, 03:06 PM Week 5.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay016.jpg
Kill me.....
zinc136 10-15-2008, 03:08 PM Shave the stach, it makes it look funny.
Shane86 10-15-2008, 03:09 PM You look like a hillbilly :lol:
zinc136 10-15-2008, 03:13 PM You look like a hillbilly :lol:
Y'know you're absolutely right, your new nicknames snaps is hillbilly snaps. It's got a rythme to it.
regua 10-15-2008, 03:14 PM Week 5.
Kill me.....http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2526/russianslaughingatyoumu0.jpg
AlmightyEmperor 10-15-2008, 05:19 PM Week 5.
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/ebay016.jpg
Kill me.....
Without the stache you would look kick-ass.
Snaps 10-15-2008, 06:44 PM Yeah I think this weekend is going to mark the end of the experiment people. It's been real but my face looks like a giant pubic bush. I don't think I can pull off the bearded look :( When I get around to shaving it though I'll definitely do something funny with it.
Spoofmaniac 10-15-2008, 06:45 PM Posting in epic thread.
I don't think I could not shave for 5 weeks...
Bauer22 10-15-2008, 06:51 PM Yeah I think this weekend is going to mark the end of the experiment people. It's been real but my face looks like a giant pubic bush. I don't think I can pull off the bearded look :( When I get around to shaving it though I'll definitely do something funny with it.
Hey, if you grow it out for a few more weeks, you can sell Oxi Clean on TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l-fD8)!
Snaps 10-15-2008, 06:56 PM http://marooncouch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/billymays.jpg
He truly is a god among men.
DeathByWaffle 10-15-2008, 07:07 PM I am going to make a tribute video to the life of your beard using the pictures you posted on here... The legend will live on.
Now all I need is a corny song.
AlmightyEmperor 10-15-2008, 07:51 PM Nooooo,
Bearded Snaps must live on!!!!
A Rabid Moose 10-15-2008, 08:07 PM http://marooncouch.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/billymays.jpg
He truly is a god among men.
O RLY?
http://www.nyc.com/image/users/blogs/4333.jpg
Lord Butters I 10-16-2008, 12:14 AM You pussy. I didn't shave for 16 years straight!
But on a serious note, before you axe it take a picture sans 'stashe.
Simbuz 10-16-2008, 09:13 AM http://i33.tinypic.com/2yluuyc.jpg
Snaps 10-19-2008, 04:30 PM Alright kids, the dream is officially dead. I'm a member of society again. Here are the last moments of the beard, and finally normal Snaps again. It was fun :(
Snaps at week 5.5
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone007.jpg
Half and Half (I don't have a lazy eye)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone005.jpg
Back to nothing
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone008.jpg
DeathByWaffle 10-19-2008, 04:31 PM A legend has died today my friends.
We must never forget.
DeadpoolSkye 10-19-2008, 04:35 PM Ah man. And we all wanted to see you without the stache...BOOOOOOO :lol:
BTW, Billy Mays is epic. Chuck Norris vs. Billy Mays FTW.
Snaps 10-19-2008, 04:56 PM Ah man. And we all wanted to see you without the stache...BOOOOOOO :lol:
BTW, Billy Mays is epic. Chuck Norris vs. Billy Mays FTW.
Yeah I know I wanted to do it too but it was either one or the other. I figured the half and half one would be a bit cooler than just shaving the 'stache.
AlmightyEmperor 10-19-2008, 05:01 PM Mail the shavings to otacon :lol:
his address is on here somewhere
ikasohma 10-19-2008, 07:09 PM Alright kids, the dream is officially dead. I'm a member of society again. Here are the last moments of the beard, and finally normal Snaps again. It was fun :(
Snaps at week 5.5
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone007.jpg
Half and Half (I don't have a lazy eye)
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone005.jpg
Back to nothing
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/chriscash11/beardbegone008.jpg
and back to sexy! woo-hoo!! :tongue:
8bitBass 10-19-2008, 11:47 PM Snaps....I know you are caught up with the show "Heroes". Did you realize that your beard was the source of your "special powers" and you have just thrown it away?
Lord Butters I 10-20-2008, 12:21 AM I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ
dandubya15 10-20-2008, 12:37 AM I feel like I gotta post my summer beard:
http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v295/102/41/1560630026/n1560630026_35227_4301.jpg
That was at like 6 weeks I think.
A Rabid Moose 10-20-2008, 05:18 AM I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ
That was hysterical.
"Beard. No beard. Osama had a beard":lol:
Snaps 10-20-2008, 07:51 AM I am mandated to post this:
na37dOc_XSQ
That shit is epic.
Lord Butters I 10-20-2008, 12:13 PM It's probably my favorite viral video of all time.
DeadpoolSkye 10-20-2008, 12:44 PM That video was...
...interesting. How have I never seen that before? Me, the guy who stumbles across videos way before they're popular.
Lord Butters I 10-20-2008, 05:16 PM That video was...
...interesting. How have I never seen that before? Me, the guy who stumbles across videos way before they're popular.
It's really old.
A Rabid Moose 10-20-2008, 07:59 PM Try playing all three youtube videos at once. It sound demonic.
sayaintjimmy 10-20-2008, 08:06 PM Try playing all three youtube videos at once. It sound demonic.
don't you mean "sounds"? im only pointing this out because of your sig.
Bauer22 10-21-2008, 05:34 PM Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!
sayaintjimmy 10-21-2008, 07:12 PM Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!
that was hilarious.
AlmightyEmperor 10-21-2008, 08:10 PM that was hilarious.
That made my hour :lol:
A Rabid Moose 10-21-2008, 08:22 PM I'm defiantly growing a beard and using it as my own sled in the Olympic event skeleton.
Areo-dynamic beards FTW!
Snaps 10-21-2008, 09:15 PM Here's 10 Reasons Why You Should Had Kept Your Beard (http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/)!
The regret sets in.....
Lord Butters I 10-21-2008, 09:18 PM :lol: nice one with the 10 reasons to have a beard!
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