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rothbart
07-06-2007, 12:27 PM
Sony Taking "Green" To A Whole New Level
by Sean Workman

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It's very common in our time of increasing hazardous waste and low volume recycling to hear of companies "going green". *Apple Computer for example has a led a massive internal effort to remove toxic chemicals from their products and many companies such as HP and Xerox have long been behind consumer product recycling programs. *Researchers Robert Thorn and Sol Roth from research and analysis firm GreenCert Inc. recently released a report detailing a rather unexpected find. *While performing routine research on the practices of the world largest consumer electronics companies (often the worst pollution offenders, globally) they uncovered a surprising piece of information about the manufacturing facility that made Sony's highly touted Cell processor. *During analysis of resources used to create this revolutionary chip, GreenCert noticed two unfamiliar items listed as required, those items were simply listed as SSEA3 and SSEA4. *Being a unique component to the Cell processor that GreenCert hadn't seen used before, they initiated a side investigation to determine what, if any, special handling or disposal is needed since they weren't listed on their hazardous materials data sheets. *Upon further investigation, it was revealed that SSEA is actually Stage Specific Embryonic Antigen. *The Cell processor actually uses human embryonic stem cells as one of the key ingredients during the manufacturing process. *Quite literally, the Cell is partly made from (and this is only a slight stretch of the definition), people -- babies to be more precise. *Sony has so far refused to comment on these findings.

Volkov
07-06-2007, 12:40 PM
A real story on a Fiction Friday? Whaaaa?

Jabriath
07-06-2007, 02:00 PM
thats y my friend's ps3 reeks of rotting flesh!!!

Lono_Lives
07-06-2007, 02:21 PM
green like soylent green.....Soylent Green is people!

nunka
07-06-2007, 03:28 PM
Soylent Green is Sony...

rothbart
07-06-2007, 03:30 PM
Soylent Green is Sony...

Wouldn't that be Sonylent Green?

Kalroy
07-07-2007, 12:34 AM
Sony Green is People!




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yourallondrugs
07-07-2007, 08:32 PM
Lono Lives stole my Soylent Green joke :]

rothbart
07-08-2007, 03:19 AM
Lono Lives stole my Soylent Green joke :]

I stole all your jokes... Google the researchers' names. ;) Better yet, look on IMDB.

Doc
07-08-2007, 07:11 PM
A real story on a Fiction Friday? Whaaaa?

Please tell me you were kidding.

Lumpydonut
07-09-2007, 07:15 PM
see? its in its genes.
"The new and improved PS3!. Now biochemically proven to suck the most!"
:D

Lono_Lives
10-12-2007, 01:51 AM
An oldie but goodie Rothbart.

Yousty
10-12-2007, 02:38 AM
I'll go ahead and admit that this is the one Fiction Friday article that fooled me. Keep in mind this was before the site used blatant headers at the top of each article. At least I wasn't the only one fooled, right Volkov?:p


Great work on this one though, rothbart. Even knowing it's fake, it still sounds very professional and real.

GuiltyDragon
10-12-2007, 05:03 AM
Lol. That had me going until I saw the "fake news" tag at the bottom. That's a pretty decent give away.

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if the PS3 harbours strains of the T-Virus.