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10-20-2008, 07:10 PM
“Come on now Charles, you need to re-paint your room”, Charles’ mother stated in a brusque tone, “It’s needed a new lick of paint for ages”.
“But Mother!”, Charles protested, “I haven’t moved all the furniture away from the wall!”
Charles’ Mother was prepared for this: “Well, you should have done it previously.”
‘This dog sucks‘, you ponder angrily as you lead your stuffed toy dog down the road on its daily walk. ‘I feed you, I walk you, I play with you, and what do you give me in return? Nothing.
“Youuuuureeeeee a littttllleeeee biiitt insaaaaaaaane”, a passerby muttered under his breath as he put on some sunglasses, “the dog isn’t real, it’s a toy dog!”
“What was that?”, you ask the man.
“Oh nothing, nothing”, he hastily replies, “I’d love to stay and chat, but I really must be getting on.”
Your four year old sister comes up to you and asks, “Can you help me with my homework?”
“Er sorry no, I am physically incapable of assisting with you homework, mainly due to the broken arm I sustained back in ‘99, and the fact that I caught ‘brain deficiency syndrome’ from someone at school, just by borrowing one of their pens rendering me incapable of doing homework”, you reply.
Your sister looks around, confused.
You tell her: “I’m being sarcastic“.
Fredrick: “Bonjour”
Clint: “Er…dude, why are you speaking in French?”
Fredrick: “I’m not. Look: this is E-N-G-L-I-S-H”
Clint: “Yes, but before you spoke in French”
Fredrick: “No I didn’t”
Clint: “Yes you did”
Fredrick: “Prove it”
Clint: “You said ‘Bonjour’”
Fredrick: “Why did you just say ‘bonjour’? There’s really no need to speak in French.”
Clint: “I hate you.”
Fredrick: “w00t!”
Clint: [disgusted] “Come on, ‘w00t’? You’re such a gamer.”
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“But Mother!”, Charles protested, “I haven’t moved all the furniture away from the wall!”
Charles’ Mother was prepared for this: “Well, you should have done it previously.”
‘This dog sucks‘, you ponder angrily as you lead your stuffed toy dog down the road on its daily walk. ‘I feed you, I walk you, I play with you, and what do you give me in return? Nothing.
“Youuuuureeeeee a littttllleeeee biiitt insaaaaaaaane”, a passerby muttered under his breath as he put on some sunglasses, “the dog isn’t real, it’s a toy dog!”
“What was that?”, you ask the man.
“Oh nothing, nothing”, he hastily replies, “I’d love to stay and chat, but I really must be getting on.”
Your four year old sister comes up to you and asks, “Can you help me with my homework?”
“Er sorry no, I am physically incapable of assisting with you homework, mainly due to the broken arm I sustained back in ‘99, and the fact that I caught ‘brain deficiency syndrome’ from someone at school, just by borrowing one of their pens rendering me incapable of doing homework”, you reply.
Your sister looks around, confused.
You tell her: “I’m being sarcastic“.
Fredrick: “Bonjour”
Clint: “Er…dude, why are you speaking in French?”
Fredrick: “I’m not. Look: this is E-N-G-L-I-S-H”
Clint: “Yes, but before you spoke in French”
Fredrick: “No I didn’t”
Clint: “Yes you did”
Fredrick: “Prove it”
Clint: “You said ‘Bonjour’”
Fredrick: “Why did you just say ‘bonjour’? There’s really no need to speak in French.”
Clint: “I hate you.”
Fredrick: “w00t!”
Clint: [disgusted] “Come on, ‘w00t’? You’re such a gamer.”
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