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Dead Space can be pretty unforgiving. Zero Gravity environments, nasty necromorphs and treacherous humans are just a few of the things that will get you killed. Over and over.* Fear not true believer, because I’ve got a few tips for you and I’m gonna tell you everything you’ve ever wanted to know about all of those wonderful toys you’ll find and use to dismember the badguys. What works best and against which kinds of enemies are on tap in this very special Sarcasitc Gamer Survival Guide: Dead Space.
Decapitating goodness, after the jump.
Dead Space can scare the everlovin’ crap out of you, but if you know what to look for, you’ll be prepared to kick ass and take necromorphic names.
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10. Audio cues. If something sounds like it’s scurrying through a ventilation duct, it probably is, and it’s coming for you.* Beware.
9. If you enter a large room, beware.* You’re about to fight.
8. If you enter a large room full of dead bodies, do not hesitate, decapitate every body part from all of the corpses.* 90% of the time when you enter a large room with dead bodies lying around, that means that at least one, if not two of those stingray looking re-animator necromorphs will enter the room and start making nasties out of the dead bodies.* If you’ve removed the legs from a body, the re-animated baddie won’t have legs. If you’ve removed the legs and arms, it cannot be re-animated.
7. Always aim for the legs. 80% of all of the necromorphs walk on two legs.* Shoot the legs first, which slows them down and then pick the rest of the body parts off at leisure.* This is especially useful when facing the fat nasties that burst out little crawly thingies.* If you snipe off the legs and then shoot the arms off, it won’t explode and you won’t have to deal with the afterbirth of creepy crawlies that come forth to eat you.
6. When you finally meet the necromorph that won’t die, look for ways in the environment to send it back to hell.* Fire and ice works really well.
The last five, on page 2.
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Dead Space can be pretty unforgiving. Zero Gravity environments, nasty necromorphs and treacherous humans are just a few of the things that will get you killed. Over and over.* Fear not true believer, because I’ve got a few tips for you and I’m gonna tell you everything you’ve ever wanted to know about all of those wonderful toys you’ll find and use to dismember the badguys. What works best and against which kinds of enemies are on tap in this very special Sarcasitc Gamer Survival Guide: Dead Space.
Decapitating goodness, after the jump.
Dead Space can scare the everlovin’ crap out of you, but if you know what to look for, you’ll be prepared to kick ass and take necromorphic names.
http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/poster_tips_download_090808.jpg
10. Audio cues. If something sounds like it’s scurrying through a ventilation duct, it probably is, and it’s coming for you.* Beware.
9. If you enter a large room, beware.* You’re about to fight.
8. If you enter a large room full of dead bodies, do not hesitate, decapitate every body part from all of the corpses.* 90% of the time when you enter a large room with dead bodies lying around, that means that at least one, if not two of those stingray looking re-animator necromorphs will enter the room and start making nasties out of the dead bodies.* If you’ve removed the legs from a body, the re-animated baddie won’t have legs. If you’ve removed the legs and arms, it cannot be re-animated.
7. Always aim for the legs. 80% of all of the necromorphs walk on two legs.* Shoot the legs first, which slows them down and then pick the rest of the body parts off at leisure.* This is especially useful when facing the fat nasties that burst out little crawly thingies.* If you snipe off the legs and then shoot the arms off, it won’t explode and you won’t have to deal with the afterbirth of creepy crawlies that come forth to eat you.
6. When you finally meet the necromorph that won’t die, look for ways in the environment to send it back to hell.* Fire and ice works really well.
The last five, on page 2.
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