View Full Version : Can you survive the zombie apocalypse?


BlinkinCard41
12-26-2008, 12:34 PM
Take this quiz to find out if you can survive the zombie apocalypse and post your results!

http://www.gotoquiz.com/real_zombie_survival_quiz

You are 14% likely to survive

You obviously do not realize Z-Day will not be a Hollywood adventure. Go out and get some life experience before the Zombies come and end what little you already have.

Props to anyone who can get more than 50% without lying. Geez.

AlmightyEmperor
12-26-2008, 12:48 PM
16%.
Damn..

A Rabid Moose
12-26-2008, 01:03 PM
From my vacation house, %22, but from here in Atlanta, %7.

Artemas
12-26-2008, 01:15 PM
I have about a 35% chance. Assuming a few select friends with me about 65%.

The XFaze
12-26-2008, 01:25 PM
I got %18... Very cool. Some of the answers were funny too.

A Rabid Moose
12-26-2008, 02:10 PM
I have about a 35% chance. Assuming a few select friends with me about 65%.

More friends with me would decrease my chance of survival.

DeathByWaffle
12-26-2008, 02:14 PM
You are 23% likely to survive


You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.

Hey, not terrible.

Ala Douche
12-26-2008, 02:23 PM
i'm at 36%

i'll take those odds. :p

IceKatana X
12-26-2008, 02:29 PM
0% I feel like a noob :lol:

ButterflyFairy
12-26-2008, 02:31 PM
27%..... didnt ask if i had a super secret underground cave with supplies to last me the rest of my life tho did it!

regua
12-26-2008, 03:57 PM
40%... and I have a few different zombie apocalypse plans ready. One if they attacked me at home, one at school, one in the city center, one at my grandma's house, one on a plane and one in the White House. Just for fun.

AcesHigh4895
12-26-2008, 04:04 PM
You are 22% likely to survive.
You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.

Awww....

Demief
12-26-2008, 04:18 PM
You are 36% likely to survive


Flip a coin. Heads you live, tails you die. Because basically, that's what your chances are like right now. You are amateurish at best, and that is not a bad thing, but you must improve your talents and skills soon.

I'll take it....though i doubt it's realistic. I probably chose optimisitc options.

The Beezs
12-26-2008, 04:56 PM
Props to anyone who can get more than 50% without lying. Geez.

You are 51% likely to survive


Well, you definitely are on the right step. Odds are, when Z-Day hits, you're going to be one of those chosen few who don't get ripped apart and massacred in the first 24 hours. There is room for improvement. Go take a class.

Just barely... just barely.

Good thing I currently live and was raised in an out of the way town that has access to plenty of fenced off land and firearms...

Yes, my family has been preparing for the Z's for a while now.

SWSilentkiller
12-26-2008, 06:28 PM
I ended up with 21%, yeah I am screwed, but not screwed right away.

Hungry Luma
12-26-2008, 06:49 PM
Only 5% because I don't think about stupid things that will never happen.:lol:

The Weird One
12-26-2008, 06:50 PM
You are 39% likely to survive
Flip a coin. Heads you live, tails you die. Because basically, that's what your chances are like right now. You are amateurish at best, and that is not a bad thing, but you must improve your talents and skills soon.
I should have at LEAST 60% concidering I've read Zombie Survival Guide 3 times, have spent about an hour discussing plans with my friends, live 30 minutes away from any large town, keep 2 baseball bats one wood and one aluminum, one hockey stick,and a .22 Pellet gun near the door and read World War Z 4 times

Paladin58
12-26-2008, 07:45 PM
You are 26% likely to survive


You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.

I think choosing to bring a family member with me on the bike screwed my chances...

CharliWag
12-26-2008, 09:40 PM
You are 39% likely to survive
Flip a coin. Heads you live, tails you die. Because basically, that's what your chances are like right now. You are amateurish at best, and that is not a bad thing, but you must improve your talents and skills soon.
I should have at LEAST 60% concidering I've read Zombie Survival Guide 3 times, have spent about an hour discussing plans with my friends, live 30 minutes away from any large town, keep 2 baseball bats one wood and one aluminum, one hockey stick,and a .22 Pellet gun near the door and read World War Z 4 times

17% I'm disappointed, I've read the official book, taken axes lessons, dugg out all my old scouting books, asked my parents if I can buy land in Siberia, everything....

DigIt
12-26-2008, 09:53 PM
36%

flip a coin. Heads you live, tails you die. Because basically, that's what your chances are like right now. You are amateurish at best, and that is not a bad thing, but you must improve your talents and skills soon.

I know everything their is to know about Z's , i've read WWZ and the survival guide multiple times, seen nearly every zombie movie, and have many plans in case of a zombie outbreak. I also have numerous melee weapons in/near my bedroom. I am working on purchasing a Walther PP37 air soft pistol, which i will add to my emergency kit. I am finishing my emergency survival kit, then will work on a medical kit, then I will work on rations.

Odins Messenger
12-26-2008, 10:46 PM
29% Chance of survival

NuclearNinja
12-26-2008, 10:50 PM
18% Meh.

Brian
12-27-2008, 12:17 AM
You are 56% likely to survive

Well, you definitely are on the right step. Odds are, when Z-Day hits, you're going to be one of those chosen few who don't get ripped apart and massacred in the first 24 hours. There is room for improvement. Go take a class.

BlinkinCard41
12-27-2008, 12:20 AM
I think an important question the quiz forgot to ask was "Are you always looking out for zombies?" Because for those who are, they won't go anywhere near people with gaping wounds in their necks.

heimai69
12-27-2008, 12:21 AM
You are 27% likely to survive

You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.

Thats pretty good for a high-schooler! :thumbsup:

Brian
12-27-2008, 12:25 AM
I think an important question the quiz forgot to ask was "Are you always looking out for zombies?" Because for those who are, they won't go anywhere near people with gaping wounds in their necks.

There are plenty of other question that should have been included. Like do you have a problem with shooting your friend in the face or something like that. Or mabye do you care about anyone once your in danger?

Better yet have you read the zombie survival guide (real book quite funny) or the ask a ninja handbook which teachs you to be a ninja regardless of how unsuccessful you are it still teaches you to be a NINJA show me a zombie that can take a ninja.

ReAl1T
12-27-2008, 12:30 AM
18%...If i ripped my own arm off so the zombies would be a challenge.
34% regularly.

aceswild03
12-27-2008, 11:36 AM
You are 52% likely to survive

Well, you definitely are on the right step. Odds are, when Z-Day hits, you're going to be one of those chosen few who don't get ripped apart and massacred in the first 24 hours. There is room for improvement. Go take a class.


I'm in law enforcement, so thats probably why it scored high. Plus me and my friends are always discussing what we would do if it ever happened.

covman111
12-27-2008, 12:43 PM
You are 4% likely to survive


You obviously do not realize Z-Day will not be a Hollywood adventure. Go out and get some life experience before the Zombies come and end what little you already have. :-(

photomaster94
12-27-2008, 01:06 PM
i got 20% but if i was older i bet i could get a lot more
and 37% if i was older (say 20) and at my lake house

Gilarus
12-27-2008, 01:19 PM
wow, that zombie survival guide i got for x-mas really helped, i got 40% :)

blue cobra
12-27-2008, 02:28 PM
19% likely to survive

Jonny the Hutt
12-27-2008, 02:52 PM
0% I feel like a noob :lol:

How the hell did you get 0%? I got 35% and I flipped the coin and I lived. :thumbsup:

IceKatana X
12-27-2008, 05:24 PM
How the hell did you get 0%? I got 35% and I flipped the coin and I lived. :thumbsup:

:lol: I don't believe in zombies.

A Rabid Moose
12-27-2008, 05:55 PM
:lol: I don't believe in zombies.
That could be a problem.

"No, go away, you're not real!!!!!"

Shiekshreek
12-27-2008, 06:07 PM
22% Chance for me.

Jonny the Hutt
12-27-2008, 06:13 PM
That could be a problem.

"No, go away, you're not real!!!!!"

If they're not zombies, they're what? People that are infected with some disease and doesn't have human characteristics that they're so terrible they'll eat you and. . yeah, that's all I got.

I'd just shorten all of that and turn it into zombies.

virtu0so
12-27-2008, 11:12 PM
15%

One more percent than you.

What.

Only 5% because I don't think about stupid things that will never happen.:lol:

*head is ripped off by a zombie*

BlinkinCard41
12-28-2008, 12:12 AM
If they're not zombies, they're what? People that are infected with some disease and doesn't have human characteristics that they're so terrible they'll eat you and. . yeah, that's all I got.

I'd just shorten all of that and turn it into zombies.

Have you ever noticed that in most zombie movies, the characters never actually call the zombies "zombies?" You think they might have seen a zombie flick or two, or perhaps played a video game? Nope. They're just dead people walking around trying to get a bite out of you.

heimai69
12-28-2008, 12:26 AM
It makes me crack up when people say they have a higher chance because they have a bb/airsoft/pellet gun. Can one of those even hold off a human? :lol:

Tobitron
12-28-2008, 04:14 AM
Oh yeay:

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That's my chance right there.

grunt birthday clown
12-28-2008, 04:34 AM
wow you guys suck
i have 50 %

Ventilaator
12-28-2008, 04:34 AM
17%
fun test

Anbaraen
12-28-2008, 05:47 AM
You are 28% likely to survive
You have an inkling of what Z-Day might hold, but overall you are going to be Zombie chow. Remember, Z-Day won't be what Romero and Synder portray it to be.

This entire thread is filled with hilarity.

Gilarus
12-28-2008, 08:29 AM
It makes me crack up when people say they have a higher chance because they have a bb/airsoft/pellet gun. Can one of those even hold off a human? :lol:

Well...According to zombie survival guide this is why i think it would work.

Since the zombies flesh is decaying, it would be alot softer/easier to penetrate[ (thats what she said).In theory, the bones would be alot softer (lack of calcium)so if you manage you chip away at the skull you could land a fatal blow in the frontal cortex.

Other then that your pretty much screwed :lol: