The Sarcastic Gamer Podcast has grown at an exponential rate since we started, just 4 months ago, and we've made a TON of new friends along the way. Thanks for listening, and for telling your friends about us.
With so many new folks coming to the site lately, we thought it might be nice to take a quick look back at some of the highlights from the past few months-worth of shows.
PLUS, our BRAND NEW PARODY SONG: Hey Mr. Thompson
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Yeah.... THAT Mr. Thompson
Here's the rundown for Episode 15, hosted by Lono:
Hey Mr. Thompson - Parody Song *Podcast Exclusive!
Dave's Mass Effect MAN-Lovin
Interrupting Lono
The Lono Promo & Halo Jesus
Princess Bride
Doc's Flip Flop on the PS3
Lono's Bedtime
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nice song ...good episode as always

Nice job Doc. I threw the show up on Achievement Junkie for folks to check it out like I said we would. Keep them coming. ~

Oohhhh, please get some therapyyyy...

I'm gonna be singing it all the way to class.

Well done.

What song is this a parody of? I thought I recognized it, but couldn't identify.

Alright, kinda nice to have all the greatest moments since Episode 7 put together in one podcast, the song is great, but otherwise a little disappointment at no new content.

Listening to it now.
Lovin' it so far. :D

cool podcast, again. But is hey mr. thompson gonna be up in the parody section?

It's a parody of Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel.

This was a great podcast. I've been hoping for another 'recap' episode for a while. And the "Princess Bride is a chick flick" bit was awesome! I didn't hear this before since Episodes 8 & 9 are broken on iTunes....

cool podcast, again. But is hey mr. thompson gonna be up in the parody section?

Eventually, but this one's just for podcast subscribers

It's a parody of Mrs. Robinson - Simon and Garfunkel.

This was a great podcast. I've been hoping for another 'recap' episode for a while. And the "Princess Bride is a chick flick" bit was awesome! I didn't hear this before since Episodes 8 & 9 are broken on iTunes....

Actually, It's Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's.

Alright, kinda nice to have all the greatest moments since Episode 7 put together in one podcast, the song is great, but otherwise a little disappointment at no new content.

You gotta give us a break every once in a while. We have families!

New stff next week:o

Actually, It's Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's.

Well, then, I suck. Now that I listen to that again I get it... funny, though, didn't realize how similar those songs sound at the beginning...

That sounds nothing like Mrs Robinson, what an idiot :D

That sounds nothing like Mrs Robinson, what an idiot :D

Yeah, music was never my strong point. Remind me not to post first thing in the morning after being awake most of the night with a newborn. :p

wow great song guys! Up there with your best! Had me lolling.

Very nice singing Doc, again your best vocal performance yet! :)

/Simon Cowell

Forgot how funny some of those highlights were too! :p

Incredible song i love it nice to listen to some of the best fomr the podcasts

I haven't listened to it yet...but I ripped the song into a seperate mp3 already! I'll listen while waiting for my english class to start...

:p

ahh, your parodies never cease to amaze me. This i just started listening to these podcasts like last wednesday and i love 'em! finally caught up and waitin' on some new stuff

You know what, I really hope Mr. Thompson does sue/attack us.

By the way. Did anyone even buy Manhunt 2? I mean him and the media are saying "OH look what kids are playing" and we're like "Manhunt 2, Meh."

oh, and naturally i have to put a grats out to lono for hosting the show all by himself, sounded like a tough gig to me, hell, i couldn't talk for more than 5 minutes without everyone around me wanting to strangle me

Is Dr. Doc being sued for malpractice?

The new song was awesome, right on the money. Poor Lono all alone...but that just means next week things will be extra crazy.

Very nice singing Doc, again your best vocal performance yet! :)

What a polite way of saying all his other vocals were worse than this... :D

You know what, I really hope Mr. Thompson does sue/attack us.

Heh heh... it's "us" now, but if JT does sue, it'll be "Guys, that so sucks that you're getting sued..." :p

very cool song. nice podcasts again. something great to do whilst waiting for your brother to get off the 360 so i can play pgr4

"Hey there Mr. Thompson..."

My family is staring at me. Great show guys, I still laugh at the idea of Lono's bedtime. Couldn't be any realer.

I predict Lono will be online all night tonight.
I will be too - ranking up on COD4!!
EB called and my copy is waiting for me - woot! :D

What a polite way of saying all his other vocals were worse than this... :D

LOL! I guess it could be taken that way, but I was genuinely impressed :p

Heh heh... it's "us" now, but if JT does sue, it'll be "Guys, that so sucks that you're getting sued..." :p

Well sorry for trying to be a team player here!:mad: Im just thinking of the "Theres power in numbers." and "One for all, All for One". :D

Are you guys using a new podart? Because it looks like a guy in a fish.

IT DIDN'T END WITH THE SONG
ITS MARTINI TIME
I AM SAD!!!!

Are you guys using a new podart? Because it looks like a guy in a fish.

I swear to god I am going to throw myself in a sewer if I can't figure out what the hell is going on with our podcast picture.

This is FREAKING retarded

Yo Lono.

You said there was trouble with this no-Grammar Blogger right? Involving Halo Jesus and being flamed for it. Is this blogger guy known as Tapio? I got into an argument on Uncle Gamer with a No-Grammar blogger by that name over Halo Jesus.

That song, that great song... The funny part is, it's all so true...
Great to relive some of the funniest parts of the podcasts, and Doc, your singing was right on.

great parody doc, and lono, great job manhandling the podcast.

you know what's funny... my computer has a spellcheck which "red-squiggly-underlines" misspelled words, but it didn't do that to the word "manhandling."

Yo Lono.

You said there was trouble with this no-Grammar Blogger right? Involving Halo Jesus and being flamed for it. Is this blogger guy known as Tapio? I got into an argument on Uncle Gamer with a No-Grammar blogger by that name over Halo Jesus.

Who knows... they all seem to be the same person. 15 years old or probably 35 yrs old and screechy, dumb, blind, deaf, I could go on about their shortage of chromosomes, but I won't. It's too much of a waste of my time.

Who knows... they all seem to be the same person. 15 years old or probably 35 yrs old and screechy, dumb, blind, deaf, I could go on about their shortage of chromosomes, but I won't. It's too much of a waste of my time.

and you got a lot of time ...right lono?...and since we usually play at the same time ( time differences )I'm gona spam you ...."go to bed lono " "get a life lono " and so on

The parody was good. I got a good laugh out of the chorus especially.

But I still can't help but laugh at hearing that Lono promo again. That's got to be my favorite SG moment ever at this point.

New song was class, doc, you trying to get yourself a record label??

Best of podcasts was a class idea, but for those who have not heard the old greats, go download them, NOW!!

Lono, good job on pulling it all together on your own, hope the guys cut you some slack on the next one, but i highly doubt that.

Great new podcast. Looking forward for you guys to come back next week.

i cant believe theres already a "best of" podcast...

Did you guys go on strike with all the Hollywood writers?? lol... just kidding, but, no seriously, did you??

The parody song was good... i "giggled" a little, but i was waiting for the great "SCREW YOU" payoff... The other parodies definitely blew this one away...

I think the best part of the song was the "Janet Reno looks like Lurch" part... But meh, needed that official, "WE'RE SARCASTIC GAMER NOW GO SUCK IT" feel that all the other parodies had... Definitely should call a Mulligan on this one..

Now im going to have to cross the street and not go with traffic... or is it go with traffic and not cross the street... I'll figure it out... Good luck with the writer's strike...

and you got a lot of time ...right lono?...and since we usually play at the same time ( time differences )I'm gona spam you ...."go to bed lono " "get a life lono " and so on

That's okay. It's only four clicks to drop the banhammer.... spam away.:eek:

i cant believe theres already a "best of" podcast...

Did you guys go on strike with all the Hollywood writers?? lol... just kidding, but, no seriously, did you??

The parody song was good... i "giggled" a little, but i was waiting for the great "SCREW YOU" payoff... The other parodies definitely blew this one away...

I think the best part of the song was the "Janet Reno looks like Lurch" part... But meh, needed that official, "WE'RE SARCASTIC GAMER NOW GO SUCK IT" feel that all the other parodies had... Definitely should call a Mulligan on this one..

Now im going to have to cross the street and not go with traffic... or is it go with traffic and not cross the street... I'll figure it out... Good luck with the writer's strike...

it's a best of episode, cause doc wasn't there... did you listen to it, or just skip to the parody?

it's a best of episode, cause doc wasn't there... did you listen to it, or just skip to the parody?

lol no i listened... it was definitely a trip down ADD memory lane... Favorite part was the whole princess bride replay... Thats one of my favorite moments :D

That's okay. It's only four clicks to drop the banhammer.... spam away.:eek:

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Lono knows exactly how many clicks it takes to ban somebody on Xbox Live?

Hey great show, I'm always bummed out to hear that its a recap show, but then I'm laughing at everything I've laughed at before, so thanks! Also I just wanted to point out if you guys haven't noticed, you guys are on the front page of "What's Hot" on the Podcast section of iTunes! And not only the front page, you are on the little tab before you even get to the front page of podcasts! Great job guys, and great job everyone for giving iTunes feedback who did!

Well, Doc. As you still haven't changed the feed thumbnail at FeedBurner, I've created a tutorial for you! Hope this will finally make those banners disappear from my iPod.

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3955/sgnv8.png

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Lono knows exactly how many clicks it takes to ban somebody on Xbox Live?

I was talking about pms on the site... Yeah, i get those too... Thanks Doc.

Oh and by the way, this was the best week we've ever had with regard to our podcast, So thanks guys.

You're continued support really means a lot. Even ala douche's support...

:eek:

I was really bored today, so I wrote down the lyrics of the song. It's probably flawed here and there ( 'sueing a corp for being fizzy', that one is wrong, but I have no idea what it should say otherwise :p ), so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Great song, congratz :D.

EDIT: sueing a corp for being fizzy -> suing Coke for being fizzy
sueing -> suing :p
How 'bout you let me decide which games my kids should beat tonight -> How 'bout you let me decide which games my kids should be denied

Hey Mr Thompson
What's it like to be demented?
Suing folks like Rockstar Games with claims that you've invented
Yes, it's true
Even went after Kotaku
Those guys pwned you

Hey Mr Thompson
What kind of lawyer are you?
Ever wonder why so many states want to dispar you?
Such an ace
Dude, have you ever won a case?
What a disgrace

Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're suing me
Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're suing me
Now you're suing me

Hey Mr Thompson
It looks like you've been busy
Sending porn to judges, suing Coke for being fizzy
Why stop there?
Go get whoever does your hair
It's a solar flare

Hey Mr Thompson
You really raised a racket
When you sued Janet Reno 'cause she touched you on your jacket
Must've hurt
Touched by a girl who looks like Lurch
A real red alert

Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're suing me
Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're suing me

You say you do it for the kids
But can you name a thing you did that didn't fail and go right down in flames?
How 'bout you let me decide which games my kids should be denied
and you go sue the parents, not the games
'Cause every time you sue Rockstar, and act so righteous end bizarre
They sell a million copies of the game
And you're to blame

Hey Mr Thompson
That sound you hear is laughter
from every single company that you've ever gone after
Now we'll see
How long it takes 'till you sue me

Hey Mr Thompson
It's free speech
You Mr Thompson don't scare me
You don't scare me

Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're suing me
Oh, please get some therapy
Oh, now you're sueing me
Now you're suing me

Suing Coke for being fizzy.

And Thompson sends a cease and decist order in 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... Woohoo jack has made another stupid move

Do you think that Thompson will try to sue you guys if he catches wind of the song? It would actually be pretty good for the site with all the publicity you will receive.

well he if he went aftr Kotaku he will go after sarcastic gamer

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Lono knows exactly how many clicks it takes to ban somebody on Xbox Live?

No, on this site. :p Looking at the admin log, he's quite good at it...

Lol, I'm not surprised...I have to say this episode was awesome because:
1. New song rox
2. PURE LONO! ZOMGASMS!

Only thing I really didn't like was no Martini Time.

Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Lono knows exactly how many clicks it takes to ban somebody on Xbox Live?

LOL

and now for Dave ...Dave do you think cod4 is a reeler?

i was hoping for a lono take us out

How 'bout you let me decide which games my kids should beat tonight from Rekenmachine

It's

How 'bout you let me decide which games my kids should be denied

What a polite way of saying all his other vocals were worse than this... :D



Heh heh... it's "us" now, but if JT does sue, it'll be "Guys, that so sucks that you're getting sued..." :p

lol haha

I was wondering. Are you guys going to release the songs by themselves on iTunes?

are you making the hey there playstion 3 song

ah all Jack Thompson wants is already reality here in Germany.
I mean. We can't buy adult games. Gears of War and Crackdown are completely banned!!! And those which aren't banned are censored. For example GTA or Call of Duty. That sucks.
Cos of that I got to but the UK or Ausria Versions of the Games. :mad:

I was wondering. Are you guys going to release the songs by themselves on iTunes?

Something SPECIAL is happening the week of Thanksgiving... that's all I am saying.

Something SPECIAL is happening the week of Thanksgiving... that's all I am saying.
Yep, Turkey and stuffing and pie and football and booze and relatives ya can't stand and acid reflux...
Oh, sorry. You probably meant something with SG huh?;)

nah. he was trying to say that I got some new Games ^^ . And some new spanish exams -,-

Sorry if this was already posted earlier in this thread, but the parody has a video up on GameTrailers that on MaxConsole.net's (http://www.maxconsole.net/?mode=news&newsid=22630) news.

Yep, gametrailers has stolen all of our potential hits because of that unauthorized video. THANKS!

have you asked them to remove it?

have you asked them to remove it?

We're trying, but the horse is out of the barn already. One guy makes a video and people jump on it. The problem is that we don't get any of the site traffic that we intended when we made it, so while the guy maybe a genuine fan, he's really hurting us where it counts.

I like the recaps. Still, even though I've heard them before, they still choose the best one's!

Liked the new parody song, but I was kinda bored with the podcast this time.

I didn't like this one for the same reason I disliked episode 7. These compilation episodes are boring. We've already heard them.

Liked the new parody song, but I was kinda bored with the podcast this time.

I didn't like this one for the same reason I disliked episode 7. These compilation episodes are boring. We've already heard them.

Aww come on, I'm sure they would have recorded a whole new episode if they could. And despite not being able to, they still put some content together, especially to newer suscribers who might not have had the opportunity to listen to some of the best moments from the previous 7 episodes.

I think that it was a really good attempt by Lono to host the entire show on his own too, even though he should've had his own Martini time.

Aww come on, I'm sure they would have recorded a whole new episode if they could. And despite not being able to, they still put some content together, especially to newer suscribers who might not have had the opportunity to listen to some of the best moments from the previous 7 episodes.

I think that it was a really good attempt by Lono to host the entire show on his own too, even though he should've had his own Martini time.

Duly noted.

I really liked the song =)

Man, Thompson's going to sue the crap out of you guys. This is just...an amazing song.

XD

is it me or does jack thompson look like a cracked out older version of john stewart?(daily show)

yea i can see where your coming from

Great New Song Doc Loved it but I have one question.... are you still going to release the "Hey there PS3" song? I mean I have "hey there Mr. Thompson!" stuck in my head in fact im listening to the podcast right now! but when I started listening to the Ps3 one when it was cut off by still alive I was annoyed so I was "ARRGGGHHHH GOD is it going to be in the next Podcast? maybe it isnt? uhhhh" and coz it wasnt I was wondering if it was still going to be put on another Podcast? soooooooooo......... is it?

RVB, I don't think it'll be there. There's no point in having two different parodies on the same song...

Dude, Doc's not going to make a parody of a song loving on the PS3. Just won't happen. :p Now if rothbart were to do it... ;)

Dude, Doc's not going to make a parody of a song loving on the PS3. Just won't happen. :p Now if rothbart were to do it... ;)

*dissapointed*

good parody as always. keep em coming.

You gotta give us a break every once in a while. We have families!

New stff next week:o


yeah.. but you have to think of me...the type of people that have families.. but are hated by them.

NOOO I was looking forward to that..... :*(

The best episode IMO.

That was an amazing song...
Just pray that he doesn't actually tryto sue you...
although even if he does, no one will care, then he'll go to court, and no one will care. And he'll get rejected
YET AGAIN:cool:

as they say, there's no bad PR.

that would be like 10 times the digg effect:eek:

I just read about what this guy has done... It's just incredibly sad with the amount of c**p that this guy has made up. He went after Take-Two and Rockstar? He even tried to sue Wal-Mart with them for selling a kid GTA because the kid killed someone and he was a big fan of the game... This guy should go on the moment of truth because then he can start telling the truth about what he really thinks. He's all in it for the money.