Twisted Trailer: Wii-Fit Parody
by Jeromy "Doc" Adams

While G4TV acted like Nintendo had cured cancer with their announcement of Wii-Fit, we were underwhelmed to say the least. That's when we found out that the full E3 trailer was publicly available. Muahahaha.

Sarcastic Gamer humbly offers its latest Twisted Trailer:

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Nicely done Doc, nicely done!

Bravo

You have a knack for taking things, and simplifying them to the point that they really do sound idiotic.

"The little white thing you stand on."

Brilliant!

(Meant that as a compliment, not trying to be sarcastic.)

"The Wii Fit looks great...with anything form Ikea!"

I was pretty much roffling.

Brilliant absolutely brilliant. You must have read some of our minds exactly.

I love, "You can get 8 hours of gameplay out of lift up your leg. Then trying lifting up the other one."

Thought it was great, but not nearly as good as the MS Surface parody... that was absolute gold.

That was so funny... It sounded like at some parts of it (like the Ikea part) you were about to crack up. This reminds me of some kinda fake-propaganda video like from Starship Troopers or something... Would you like to know more?

Classic, just classic.

I own a Wii (I know, I know...the girlfriend made me do it!) and was laughing my sacks off when I saw the trailer from E3. You just me laugh even more with your take on it.

Nintendo said they pushed this 'game' because they know the importance of family health...whatever happened to the family going for a walk? I suppose it means Dad won't have to get his arse off the sofa while drinking copius amounts of Budweiser. Also, it means they won't miss the pizza boy when he comes-a-knockin with the family dinner.

Hilarious. I guarantee a lot of people will buy this.

I just wonder, however, how well this would work on the 360..."OMGZ, I just got an achievement for 30 pushups in one minute! Time to work on the 60 pushups achievement!!!"

Great work, I can't believe nintendo is getting so into exercise.

This is thier proposals for the next fiscal year:
wii swimming
nintedog walking
mario sunshine-batheing
nintendo power pars- or -wii food
super smash brothers diet
Dr. Mario's prostate exam

I have foreseen it, but you cannot stop the reckoning. Soon the wii will bring forth a new being of super-average gamer strength and speed. the armies will rise up, powerless to stop their onslaught; as they step forward then back and forward and back...

Awesomeness! :D

Great work, I can't believe nintendo is getting so into exercise.

This is thier proposals for the next fiscal year:
wii swimming
nintedog walking
mario sunshine-batheing
nintendo power pars- or -wii food
super smash brothers diet
Dr. Mario's prostate exam


I am both intrigued and horrified by the idea of Dr. Mario's prostrate exam. :shock:

Classic, just classic.

I own a Wii (I know, I know...the girlfriend made me do it!) and was laughing my sacks off when I saw the trailer from E3.

Just exactly how many "sacks" do you have? Wait! Nevermind! I don't want to know... because there is no unknowing...

this was great.
I do have to agree though, the Surface was better.
but this was still awesome.

Sarcastic Gamer and the Wii-Fit Parody will be featured tonight on G4TV's Attack of the Show! Don't miss it!

Doc, that may just be the best thing you've done. Cant wait to see it on G4 TV tonight... Who's crapping on G4 TV now???

Hey? Where did the G4, E3, PU story go???

can anyone record the G4TV coz i dont live in us :P good song btw!!

can anyone record the G4TV coz i dont live in us :P good song btw!!

lol

Must be a technical difficulty. I am sure we can have it up some time after the show tonight.

:lol:

BTW, for any one that cares, Captain DDL got the option added to the forums that allows us to display the newest posts on top instead of having to page thru... it's an option at the bottom of the thread!

Woot!

BTW, for any one that cares, Captain DDL got the option added to the forums that allows us to display the newest posts on top instead of having to page thru... it's an option at the bottom of the thread!

Woot!

I care and greatly appreciate it... one less thing to mumble over... now if it only auto-subscribed you to threads you post in so you can quickly see new replies to threads you're active in... Captain DDL?

You mean kinda like how IPB does it? That was personally really annoying to me, because I was active in a lot of topics. :p

Did you purposely add your logo onto the end of the video twice so that it would be the right length so that the still image on Youtube would display that stupid ass kid getting whacked in the head by an imaginary shoe? I don't blame you if you did since that is probably the most retarded part of the video. That and the black guy dancing worse than a white guy.

Great parody guys. Made me laugh pretty hard. <---This coming from a huge Nintendo fanboy who loves his Wii.

I'm afraid to watch the real commercial now. Could it be any more embarassing? What was Nintendo thinking? I think the real problem at a lot of these Tech companies is that they are so overwhelmed by ability of creating new technology, that no one stops to ask whether they should? Who's doing the market research? A better question though is why do companies need market research? Don't they live normal lives like most people? Couldn't they see how utterly useless this device would be?

The video's #4 on CollegeHumor.

allow me to be the witty one here, or the WIIty one.
Maybe they should rename the thing to wii-fat...or release an alternate version under that name.

allow me to be the witty one here, or the WIIty one.
Maybe they should rename the thing to wii-fat...or release an alternate version under that name.

Wii Fat... I like it. Maybe its a motion sensitive candy machine that can tell if you're eating what you're supposed to.

Wii-fat is a branch of the Women's Institute...

Women's Institute International - Fat

They had to create a second branch because all the members couldbn't fit in the first.

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?
Are you asking for yourself?

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?

hey. no metric system here

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?

hey. no metric system here

:lol: Doc you are not the greatest diplomat.

330 lb fat kid? Wow, I have a friend that weighs 380, but he's 30 and actually big boned.

Crap...that's a big kid.

330 lb fat kid? Wow, I have a friend that weighs 380, but he's 30 and actually big boned.

At 380, those much be some big bones.... someday, people are going to excavate his reamins and think they found a dinosaur

330 lb fat kid? Wow, I have a friend that weighs 380, but he's 30 and actually big boned.

At 380, those much be some big bones.... someday, people are going to excavate his reamins and think they found a dinosaur

First off, it's remains. Second, my friends head is the size of a small country and his body is a large country. If he was skinny at the height he is (5'8"), he would weigh about 250/280 lbs. Also has the heart the size of an ox, literally.

I've got a 360 pound friend. He's just plain fat.

We used go to Burger King and throw his chocolate pies under the table so he'd have to manuver his fat ass around the table and seat to reach for it.

Cruel times :D

Is that how you treat a friend? ;)

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?
Are you asking for yourself?

Please have you ever Meet a fat Australian?

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?
Are you asking for yourself?

Please have you ever Meet a fat Australian?

actually i workwiith the guy from the outback steakhouse commercials "No Rles Just Right" he's fat... and Aussie.

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?
Are you asking for yourself?

Please have you ever Meet a fat Australian?

actually i workwiith the guy from the outback steakhouse commercials "No Rles Just Right" he's fat... and Aussie.

Dude, I want an autograph. Please. Pleeaasseeee.

Do you think the little white thing will be able to hold a 150kg fat kid?
Are you asking for yourself?

Please have you ever Meet a fat Australian?

actually i workwiith the guy from the outback steakhouse commercials "No Rles Just Right" he's fat... and Aussie.

touche

We need more thought-provoking threads like this one.

We need more thought-provoking threads like this one.

I don't believe I authorized anyone to provoke thoughts.

this was simply brilliant....brilliant I tell you!

hahaha lol...well I didn't laugh but still it was funny.

Lol people will buy it cause its gonna be cheap however in my opinion its usless and wtf you gonna play lean side to side lollllllll

I cant remember the last time i turned my wii on, saying that when Mario comes out i think it will be abused for a bit.

actually i workwiith the guy from the outback steakhouse commercials "No Rles Just Right" he's fat... and Aussie.

wow this went from Wii fit to fat australian men. How the hell did that happen?

no idea. Anyway, that parody was great. Why dont you make a parody off Pokemon? That would be funny.
I have a line for it
'Pokemon is abusing animals for kids.'

no idea. Anyway, that parody was great. Why dont you make a parody off Pokemon? That would be funny.
I have a line for it
'Pokemon is abusing animals for kids.'
well not only do you abuse animals for money in pokemon but you also give them power enhancing drugs! doesn't sound like a game you want your kid playing now does it?

Did you know that Nintendo cancelled Project Hammer just so they could work more on Wii Fit? That's stupid, Project Hammer's plotline sounded a lot like Resistance: Fall of Man.

Wii has the most exclusives:D but most of them aren't really good:huh:

the first party ones usualy are...

the first party ones usualy are...

Well, the parody is correct about the 3rd party support.

but not about fighters and shooters.

see metroid prime 3 and SSBB.

but not about fighters and shooters.

see metroid prime 3 and SSBB.

I posted in the wrong parody thread, whoops.

why?

why?

I thought it was the Wii parody.

lol, so did I...

"The Wii Fit looks great...with anything form Ikea!"

I was pretty much roffling.

Lol, that was my favorite part.

"Don't wanna buy a hula hoop for 15 cents? Why not buy a Wii for 200 dollars?"

I think this was the video on YouTube that got me into the podcasts.

Wow, this is hilarious. I actually did lose some weight playing this game though.

My teacher made us watch this video for homework!

Is was so funny since all the guys got the joke, and none of the girls got it!

Brilliance. Utter brilliance.

That was awesome.
Go dave for watching Bad Boys =D

You used a macbook for the wii fit board? Did you actually stand on it?

Great, great job guys well done.

I can't believe I overlooked this until just yesterday. It had me in stitches. Absolutely hilarious. :thumbsup: