just post ridiculous career ideas. Here's the list so far. (in no order)

Tavern Wench
Sackboy Seamstress
Nuca-Cola Test Subject
Dave's Therapist
Toilet Unclogger
Ghost Buster
Halo Marines
Suicide Bomb Tester
Jewel Inspector/Thief
Grave Robber
Toe-Nail Clipper (Sounds Tasty)
Steward
Professional Towelboy
Archer
Hermit
Beggar/Bum
Shepherd

EDIT: Also, if you wanted to take it a step further, create a fake ad for your new career. You know, "Great Oppurtunity awaits in the growing field of (blank). Enlist at MIT Colledge today, ect." If I like what you posted, I'll add it to the list.

male prostitute

bum

terrorist

graffiti creator

chicken f*cker

sorry, not very creative today

male prostitute

bum

terrorist

graffiti creator

chicken f*cker

sorry, not very creative today

I thought that was pretty creative. How do you be a chicken... Oh. Nevermind. :undecided:

Im sure a pacifist isn't really a career

Sarcastic Gamer Mod or worse Gamertag Radio Mod (Joking)
1up Staff
Professional Log Tosser
Professional Tree climber
Woolworths staff

I thought that was pretty creative. How do you be a chicken... Oh. Nevermind. :undecided:

Don't need to be a Chicken to f*ck chickens ask Dave for more guidelines

Don't need to be a Chicken to f*ck chickens ask Dave for more guidelines

Ouch! :lipssealed: Uncalled for! Unprovoked! Inconcievable!

Ice Cream Taste Tester.

Also is the best job ever.

how 'bout "toilet-unclogger"? came up with that one a few minutes ago.

Nuka-Cola test subject
Sackboy seamstress
Dave’s Therapist

how 'bout "toilet-unclogger"? came up with that one a few minutes ago.

Called a plumber. :lol:

Chicken Sexer. Came up as a profession when I was searching for car insurance! (Got my provissional today WOOT)

ghost buster

paint sniffer

gold prospector

"I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude"

Suicide bomb tester.

"Glue Taster/sniffer"
"alchohol taster" better than icecream taster waffle...
"lono's assistant" abuse comes free with that one
erm cant think of much more sorry

Nuka-Cola test subject
Sackboy seamstress
Dave’s Therapist

you've had the best ones so far, (in ,my opinion). Let's get away from the drugs though. I've heard paint sniffer like 5 times now. Later, I'll come back and edit your best suggestions into a massive list.
Remember kids, videogame references like undead's 1st two will earn you bonus points. :thumbsup: Good stuff so far.

The Halo Marines.

A Crash Test Dummy
The person who comes up with the stuff on Fear Factor
A Fluffer's Fluffer 0_o

Professional gamer

A Portable Table.
"Just bend over and get on your hands and knees."

That's what she said...


:lol: I couldn't resist. Too easy.

nice deadpool and ridiculus job... = PROFESIONAL PODCASTER!!!

how 'bout "toilet-unclogger"? came up with that one a few minutes ago.

lol...

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Professional Toe-Nail Clipper. Sounds Tasty :lipssealed:

That's what she said... :lol: I couldn't resist. Too easy.

A Portable Table.
"Just bend over and get on your hands and knees."

i-was-already-implying-that fail! :tongue:

Of course you were, backpedaler. :lol:

how 'bout "toilet-unclogger"? came up with that one a few minutes ago.

Let's say fail and be done with it. I'll spare you from the "epic" part.

Restroom attendant.
Do you really need some to attend to you while in the restroom

power ranger

power ranger

My friends dad was the blue Power Ranger. Either that or the green one.

Im sure a pacifist isn't really a career

Sarcastic Gamer Mod or worse Gamertag Radio Mod (Joking)
1up Staff
Professional Log Tosser
Professional Tree climber
Woolworths staff

oh MAN! TOO SOON! no 1up jokes please, some of us may find it highly offensive. Sniff... I love you 1up... But... you've changed. and lost too much weight.

Lono servant! haha

guy who plays barnie

Zombie Slayer

Chimera Curer

A vampire stake maker.

Nuclear-Waste-Field Inspector.

Zombie Slayer

Chimera Curer

A vampire stake maker.

you're telling me you wouldn't want to kill zombies for a living?

Professional .gif maker
Professional demotivational poster/lolcat picture maker
Editor for Douglas Adams or Terry Pratchett.

lead farmer

-tropic thunder

- Wii Game Developer (That's a joke in itself)
- Zombie Director
- Garbage Collector (Even though it's a legitimate job, I found this in the Job Guide and nearly pissed myself laughing for 15 minutes)
- Iron Harvester
- Stamp-Licker
- Shark Baiter
- Car Defroster
- Professional Statue
- Odor Tester (Tests deoderant)
- Fortune Cookie Writer
- Cheese Sprayer
- Snake Milker
- Furniture Tester
- Suicide Bomb Instructor ("Now boys, I'm only going to show you this once")
- Dog-Food Tester (Actually exists)
- Golf Ball Diver
- Dice Inspector
- High-Visibility Vest Caretaker
- Pig-Wanker
- Fecal Inspector
- Haemorroid Cream Expert

Position Vacant: Deep Space Repair Man

An excellent opportunity for a mechanic who wishes the expand on his every day role. Successful applicants must be flexible and able to adapt to changing circumstances, as your job may involve operating beyond the boundaries of known space. An appreciation of diverse forms of life is also a requirement, as you will be sent to various locations where they will be trying to kill you. Military backup in hazardous areas is provided, but be aware they are likely to die or turn evil within thirty minutes of arrival. The applicant must also be able to face large challenges, as they'll be expected to repair multi-kilometre long wrecked starships by themselves.

Applicants are expected to be qualified with the NR2 engineer ing suit, and have completed the "Walk Like Frankenstien 101" basic training course. On the job training in freezing time and the incorrect use of plasma cutters will be provided.

As an equal opportunity employer, we are particularly happy to accept mute applicants.

Dishwasher at McDonald's

how 'bout "toilet-unclogger"? came up with that one a few minutes ago.

that's alreaedy my job....:sad:

you're telling me you wouldn't want to kill zombies for a living?

I don't think there's a difference between killing and slaying