http://www.fmylife.com/a great website.

anyone have any good stories to share?

I don't well not yet.

FMyLife.com is starting to become one of my newest favorite sites. Some of them are truly hilarious while some are obviously fake. One of my favorites is this.
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

FMyLife.com is starting to become one of my newest favorite sites. Some of them are truly hilarious while some are obviously fake. One of my favorites is this.

Whether or not some are fake, it makes me feel better when I'm having a sh*t day.

Yeah, I just found that site a couple of days ago. It's truly amazing.

Just had a look around it, some of the things on there are hilarious. :lol:

"Today, my fiancee broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML"

I like that one, lol

Lol, theres some funny stuff in there...

Title is misleading..so is OP's name.
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML

LOL. great find, Panda

No way! I LOVE that website.
The stories make me feel so much better about myself.

this one was just so freaking bad xD

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Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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if that ever happen to me i who'd have popped my own eye out xD

somehow not to many of these stories seem to be cheering...I tend to insult people to make myself feel better, not laugh when they have terrible things happen to them...:huh:

I have a feeling I'm going to love this site!! :thumbsup:

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

:lol:

This site is absolutely amazing. Thank you for bringing this into my life.

This is now one of my favorite sites :lol:.

I love it. It's been passing around my school via word of mouth for a week or two now

That was a nice pick me up from a crappy morning.

Wow, this is a great site :D

My God those are immense, reminds me of My Life is Crap (http://mylifeiscrap.com/)

Brilliant site, nice find :)

Some of the stuff on that site is funny. Some of it is just sad.

I love this site:lol:!

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old boy. He asked me if I would like to meet his friend Willy. Thinking Willy was a stuffed animal or something, I said yes. The boy whipped out his dick and then told me to give Willy a kiss, like how 'mommy does it to daddy's friend Willy'. FML

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, silettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. Im grounded. FML

Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd mispelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FM

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FM

Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML

awesome find.

these are hilarious!:lol:

After I've read a few of these, anything will make me laugh =D

*Pressed the Post button twice*

My God those are immense, reminds me of My Life is Crap (http://mylifeiscrap.com/)

Wow its almost the same. but fmylife i think is better

Today, I introduced myself to the Pakistani group I joined at my school by saying my name was Jahan. They all laughed. Apparently my name is slang for FATASS. Thanks Mom. FML

Ever since you gave me this link I've spent hours reading about the sad evnts that fall on people in their daily lives. A hilarious website!

Wow its almost the same. but fmylife i think is better
yeah your right..

somehow not to many of these stories seem to be cheering...I tend to insult people to make myself feel better, not laugh when they have terrible things happen to them...:huh:

Obviously they want us to laugh at their stories. Otherwise, why would they post them?

Obviously they want us to laugh at their stories. Otherwise, why would they post them?

Yes well, it turns out an over dosage of my daily medicine can result in strange niceness(rather than insane cursing ) I apologize for showing some signs of a very small fragmented conscious...it will not happen again...honestly though, I disagree with what I said come to look back on it...:lol:

this is my fav


Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

HOLY CRAP!.. im scared to go to the next tab...


:eek:

Great site, bookmarked

Some of them are really humorous and others rather ironic. A lot of them though I feel bad if I find them funny because I know that most of the people that experienced them aren't/weren't real happy about them =/. Its a double-edged sword for me.