SupaSlick
11-16-2007, 07:26 AM
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Unknown “gaming humorists” at SarcasticGamer.com shocked the world of gaming journalism in an unprecedented event. Instead of making fun of a video game, they’ve decided to launch their own!
Virtua Writer 6!
Site founder Jeromy “Doc” Adams responded,
“We were tired of just writing silly articles, and songs that poked fun at how bad some games are. Instead we decided to launch a game of our own. With Virtua Writer 6 you get the true SarcasticGamer experience … whether you like it or not.”
When questioned what happened to Virtua Writer 1through 5, SarcasticGamer.com site editor who only refers to himself as “Lono” said,“They just weren’t good enough so I scrapped them… besides 6 just sounds cool, you got a problem with that?!”
In Virtua Writer 6 you play as a hard working family man who tries to juggle his stressful job, wife and children, and play video games, all while trying to run a small, unknown, mostly crappy video game website for free in his spare time!
In a recent press release SarcasticGamer.com listed some of the features that are sure to make VW-6 the next major hit!
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Race Against Time! - There are only 24 hours in a day and you’ve got a lot to do! Using a strategic time management interface you must find a way to keep your job, your wife happy, make sure your articles don’t suck, and still try to play the games you love! Failure in anything results in a sacrifice of game time that will make you sad.
Writer’s Block Boss Battles – In these intense fights, you must defeat the evil and annoying Writer’s Block to get that article done or face the consequences! Your only weapon is a keyboard that doubles as a baseball bat. Failure results in a sacrifice of game time that will make you sad.
Family Face Off! – Your wife’s happy meter is tricky to level up. It’s imperative you make the right choices or you could end up sleeping on the couch, which forces your energy meter into a state of “grumpiness” … as well as a sacrifice in game time that will make you sad.
Argument Minigame Trap – if you make the wrong decision in your job, you are often confronted with a special argument mini-game where no matter what choice you make, the answer is wrong. This won’t sacrifice game time, but it will still make you sad.
Happy Time – Your character gets to play the game of his choice often resulting in a loss of time, and a possible firing – but at least you are no longer sad!
And if you buy Virtua Writer 6: Collector’s Edition you also get a bonus!
Video Developer Swag Grab Mini game - grab as much free stuff as you can!
Virtua Writer 6 the first TRUE SarcasticGamer.com experience … time to play it not included.
Unknown “gaming humorists” at SarcasticGamer.com shocked the world of gaming journalism in an unprecedented event. Instead of making fun of a video game, they’ve decided to launch their own!
Virtua Writer 6!
Site founder Jeromy “Doc” Adams responded,
“We were tired of just writing silly articles, and songs that poked fun at how bad some games are. Instead we decided to launch a game of our own. With Virtua Writer 6 you get the true SarcasticGamer experience … whether you like it or not.”
When questioned what happened to Virtua Writer 1through 5, SarcasticGamer.com site editor who only refers to himself as “Lono” said,“They just weren’t good enough so I scrapped them… besides 6 just sounds cool, you got a problem with that?!”
In Virtua Writer 6 you play as a hard working family man who tries to juggle his stressful job, wife and children, and play video games, all while trying to run a small, unknown, mostly crappy video game website for free in his spare time!
In a recent press release SarcasticGamer.com listed some of the features that are sure to make VW-6 the next major hit!
http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/vw6-2.jpg
Race Against Time! - There are only 24 hours in a day and you’ve got a lot to do! Using a strategic time management interface you must find a way to keep your job, your wife happy, make sure your articles don’t suck, and still try to play the games you love! Failure in anything results in a sacrifice of game time that will make you sad.
Writer’s Block Boss Battles – In these intense fights, you must defeat the evil and annoying Writer’s Block to get that article done or face the consequences! Your only weapon is a keyboard that doubles as a baseball bat. Failure results in a sacrifice of game time that will make you sad.
Family Face Off! – Your wife’s happy meter is tricky to level up. It’s imperative you make the right choices or you could end up sleeping on the couch, which forces your energy meter into a state of “grumpiness” … as well as a sacrifice in game time that will make you sad.
Argument Minigame Trap – if you make the wrong decision in your job, you are often confronted with a special argument mini-game where no matter what choice you make, the answer is wrong. This won’t sacrifice game time, but it will still make you sad.
Happy Time – Your character gets to play the game of his choice often resulting in a loss of time, and a possible firing – but at least you are no longer sad!
And if you buy Virtua Writer 6: Collector’s Edition you also get a bonus!
Video Developer Swag Grab Mini game - grab as much free stuff as you can!
Virtua Writer 6 the first TRUE SarcasticGamer.com experience … time to play it not included.