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The Xbot Briefing

Our spies have recovered the plans to the secret deadly weapon our enemies have been busy creating. This ‘Sony Blu Ray’ is apparently very powerful and is rumoured to have been behind the recent extinction of the entire HD-DVD system.

We*have gone over the plans and discovered a weak point. The Blu Ray is set up to resist a frontal assault but small one or two man fighters should*be able to get through their defences. A direct hit to their ethernet port should be enough to set off a chain reaction capable of taking out their Cell Processor.
Good luck, our superior numbers and advanced communications network should give us the upper hand we need to*successfully rescue Doc and help end this Console War now!

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The Sony Mandate

My people, sons and daughters of Playstation. This much I vow. The history of these days will be written in Sarcasm.*By crushing the armies of our enemies, by seizing the weapons they sought to use against us, we were*fighting for our very existence. But if there are those that deny us peace, refuse us our rightful place in the universe, then we will unleash such terrible Sarcasm that Xbox’s yet unborn will red ring in anguish.

The enemies may mock our game collection but they can not break our spirit. Even now as they advance on our Home worlds to seize by farce, what they can not claim by right. They can not imagine what awaits them. WE WILL SMITE THE INVADERS FROM OUR SKY!

Even though those ignorant Xbots do not know this is a parody of the speech from Killzone 2! Never again will we bow before them. Never again endure their Sarcasm. Never again endure their dominance. We will strike without warning, without mercy. Fighting as one handheld, one joypad, one console. We will shatter their dreams and haunt their nightmares, drenching old console games in their blood. As our last breath tears at their lungs, as we rise again from the ruins of this console generation, they will know that the console market belongs to Playstation.


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The*Sep-Wii-tist Movement

Wii don’t know what they are fighting about! Wii won this*Console War a long time ago in a Mario Galaxy far, far away.
Wii go wherever*Wii want and do what Wii please but Wii*fit in everywhere*Wii go.
Wii don’t like shooting and violence very much. Wii welcome*all who wish to join us,*the young and the old alike.

Wii will do what Wii can to help the injured but otherwise*Wii are just going to sit back relax and watch these ignorant primitives battle it out for second place.
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On behalf of SarcasticGamer.com

Cast


SG Staff:*Doc, Dave, Lono, Rothbart, Capt DDL, Animathias, PMPB, *Havok, Yamster, Eoco, Lesley, Frawlz, Harlequin, *Jax,*Truth& Justice, Double D, 8Bitbass & MightyMutt

SG Mods: Regua, Pherstothelee, Shockwavelover, ALa Douche and Viatrophy

SG Members: Vindali, Naruto20, DeathByWaffle, Shane86, Inzader, RandomPerson, IcekatanaX, Tinman, Sayaintjimmy, Photomaster94, Live4Him, GruntBirthdayClown, SWSilentKiller, Artemis, Spoon, Darkwonders, QuestionMarc, MrFlamethro, LatinLegacy, MeRcEnArY, Rocko, Spoonybard, DontEatTheYellowSnow, Strika234, AcesHigh4895, Masselli18, Jarrett, Steinharte, Officer Mudkip, *Zinc136, Anubis418, rcwpong, NathanHale, Xgamr, Kingofnoland, NuclearNinja429, EdTheFreak, S3AB1SCU1T, SartricalGamer, FakePlasticTree, AssassinsClaw, SamFTW, JusBlazeMan02, Pandemonium45, CrashCrazy, Shaha44, GideonB, Corgan67, Cookie, Lord Butter I, Yogib, Janzantinga, Locke1001, Lord Nacho, Snaps, JJMAC383, Hungry Luma, Stapler Pirate, Jordan The Hobo, Choco, Almighty Emperor, ChainGunPope, Nuclear Toast, Ikasohma, ProfessorChoas, Spoofmaniac, Catcher4Life, Djdsf, A Rabid Moose, Pablos102030, Blade2K6954, Bmauro11, Juiced Pirate, Ventilatoor, Diortem, DavGxyz, Gilarus, [A7X] Batty, Cheese, Demonic Derek, CodInThePocket, Eskimopirate, Kim Andre, Bloodlut, Nightkiller93, Vinc3nt, Brian, Poptrogdor, Gir15, Millakilla and Charliewag

Introducing: Drazial, Mastabeerz, Camdog, Saintmantooth, PureDarkness, dandubya15, Captain America, N7ghthawk, Mallico, Blinkincard41, KaanTheKool, Meggaman, RedRainRises, Atisharry, Mynameshouldntmatter, Darkseid93, Electric Version, Ch1ckenX, ThePianoMan, Levi95psn, Simones757, Mr Woot, The Bretrayer142, McChicken, Chubbaluphigous and DeadPoolSkye. ***Oops*** forgot to mention: MrSoft, NoPain14, Euanc, IcanStopTime & Heyfling

Other People: Godfree, Baron Greenburg, Peter Moore, EA Borg Clone, Peter Molyneux, Cliffy B, Major Nelson with E, COD Developers, Mr Newell, Cylono, an armed Terrorabbit

and those pesky Activison Buzzards!


Dedicated to Lono, Doc and all the members of the SG community

No Ploogle’s were harmed during the making of this comic.

Filmed in SarcasticColour

Sarcastic Gamer.com All rights reserved 2009®



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Awesome.

holy cow MM! That was brilliant! I'm a HUGE Star Wars nut so it was a blast to read. WOW!

Grats to all the new people with MM avatars!

oh and....I'm an ewok! My dreams have been realized! WOOHOO!

Epic... Freakin Epic :thumbsup:

woho! love that me and choco sit in the same machine xD :D i am there to protect the oner of sony! haha :D

btw is nopain 14 in there? and wich person is he?

awww yeah.

I got to blow up the death star!

That was great
MM, now I understand how it would have had to been split ionto four files...

btw guess who's in DBW's ship?

I've found me. The moon really is made of cheese :shocked:.

Found me, my hair is grand piano lid and my teeth are piano keys (Knew that would happen). Thanks MM :thumbsup:

Now to figure out how to turn it into a proper avatar (it looks really small... hmmm)

AWESOME! Best Sarcastic Scene yet! And my third comic appearance.

I love how Dave is in there 5 times (that I noticed). Four as R2-D2 and once fighting Vader Doc!

Hahaha

Edit: Oh, and that Fralwz is the Cave Monster from Empire. Hahaha.

Found me, my hair is grand piano lid and my teeth are piano keys (Knew that would happen). Thanks MM :thumbsup:

Now to figure out how to turn it into a proper avatar (it looks really small... hmmm)

just pm him with an email adress and he'll email it to you.

why the hell do dave apears that many times in here? i think there is like 4 of hem xD

btw it is so damn nice to see my sony propaganda in the sony banner :D

just pm him with an email adress and he'll email it to you.

Slight correction. Please send me an email to mightymuttsg@gmail.com - It makes it easier to reply. Make sure to include your forum name and I'll send all the files out once I have converted them all.

It will be at least a day or so though, as it will take a while to convert all the files and I'm still a bit War weary! :grin:

MM, now I understand how it would have had to been split into four files...


Yes but hopefully you can't tell where it got stitched back together again, it spent a long time in post production! :lol:

Wait there are so many i cant even find myself anyone wanna help me out?
Oh and i love how Officer Mudkip is writing out a ticket!

Slight correction. Please send me an email to mightymuttsg@gmail.com - It makes it easier to reply. Make sure to include your forum name and I'll send all the files out once I have converted them all.

It will be at least a day or so though, as it will take a while to convert all the files and I'm still a bit War weary! :grin:

Done. :) Thank you :)

Great comic MM :)

Adding to the email, I'm on the right-hand-side of the SOny Empire part at the bottom, 2nd little area down from the top, along with (I think it is) IceKatana + viatrophy

Yay! I found me in there. Looks awesome (plus, I'm hanging with PMPB...even more awesome)!
The whole thing was purely epic for the same reasoning as DD.


-SRS BSNS-

Done. :) Thank you :)

Great comic MM :)

Adding to the email, I'm on the right-hand-side of the SOny Empire part at the bottom, 2nd little area down from the top, along with (I think it is) IceKatana + viatrophy

that's atually female frawlz and eoco

that's atually female frawlz and eoco

O...K... Female Frawlz... but, isn't that just Frawlz...? [/joke]

But ok, shows how well I can see, I saw a St. George's Cross on the further back one, and IceKatana with Blonde hair on the front one, unless that is Eoco... I dunno, confusing myself

Ice katana is always near DBW.

just remember that.

Ice katana is always near DBW.

just remember that.

Noted (On my dashboard :thumbsup: )

Hey MM which one is PureDarkness? I'd just like to know. (probably the one at the top that is very dark on top and dark-red on the bottom)

where is mallico and saintmantooth?

Unsure which one is me, if anyone could give me a prod in the right direction it would be appreciated, so many to look through xD

Now i can't myself. :(

btw is nopain 14 in there? and wich person is he?

He's there and if it's not recognizable then = fail, as his was a request and should be fairly obvious, although it might be easier close up. He is cold though and given how he looks I was surprised he sided with the Xbot Alliance!:grin:

that's atually female frawlz and eoco

Yep, Disco Diva Frawlz is using The Piano Man to help interrogate Eoco by torturing him through the medium of dance. They suspect him of being the spy that smuggled out the plans to the Blu Ray.


Hey MM which one is PureDarkness? I'd just like to know. (probably the one at the top that is very dark on top and dark-red on the bottom) :thumbsup:

where is mallico and saintmantooth?

Mallico is wearing a hat and not on a planet and Saintmantooth's halo may be tricky to see in all that snow.

Unsure which one is me, if anyone could give me a prod in the right direction it would be appreciated, so many to look through xD

As you did such a good job with the Sep-Wii-tists banner you are driving the Sep-Wii-tist ship.

Now i can't myself.

You sir are locked in a SarcasmSaber battle with Electric Version

This is fantastic. I will be sending you an email to get my avatar. Can't wait, even though I don't know who I am. where am I?

the thing i love about star wars is all the parodies. (not that i dont love star wars already, i mean i was obsessed with it for a very long time but thanks o group therapy i moved on. jk about the therapy part at least)
but it looks great , truly. and it was awesome and epic and i was in it and i was defending a base and it looked like i was in charge of the base and i had a gun.

Great.
I got my suit and my stash.

*claps* excellent, excellent! My masters will be most pleased....

Awesome touch to randomly throw in an EA Borg cube, btw...

love the random trgdor the burnanator. or is that poptrogdor?

Hey MM i asked earlier for help finding myself but you skipped past me....

Hey MM i asked earlier for help finding myself but you skipped past me....

i think you are right next to me one the green planted (or one of the moons of endor, i think it is the 5th but i am not sure off the top of my head(see i told y'all i was obsessed))

i think you are right next to me one the green planted (or one of the moons of endor, i think it is the 5th but i am not sure off the top of my head(see i told y'all i was obsessed))

Someone said it was an ewok so ya.... if it is me its pretty cool!

Someone said it was an ewok so ya.... if it is me its pretty cool!

damn strait you be chilln with me killn xbots!

damn strait you be chilln with me killn xbots!

Hell ya we'll blast um with those huge cannons!

lol, I just saw the doctor who refrence :lol:

that was epic. how long did it take you to do that?

It ****ing awesome Man! So maaannnnyyyy people which one am i? i will sen you an email for my avatar.

Great job =D

Pretty sweet. But...Yet another sarcastic scene has come and gone...sniff..without...Louiethegreat in it... :(

lol, I just saw the doctor who refrence :lol:

:lol: WHo's that in the TARDIS, can't remember who's avatar that it

Erm...Mightymutt...you misspelled my name. :huh:
I also have a question, why am I on one of those PSP-mobiles, and PMPB is just...there? He's the resident PSP-guy. C'mon he owns two of them. :lol:

wow good job mighty
i see that the actions i took to make sure the xbots win worked

I don't know who I am. where am I?

Very near the beginning.

Sorry for missing you Camdog, good thing Photomaster had my back and got it spot on, good thing too as he is indeed in charge of defending that base, on account of doing some good propaganda work. :thumbsup: I'm not sure I fancy your chances though, your outnumbered and have some strange hairy beasts in your forrest. Although as in most Sony Empire situations you do have the superior firepower. :grin:

Louie the great, I'll get you next time buddy, but there is a requirement of 200 posts these days, I know you asked me before that rule came into effect which is the reason I'll make an exception and you might make it in sooner than you think.:lipssealed:

that was epic. how long did it take you to do that?

I'm not sure you really want to know but my twitter followers have a fairly good idea. I can tell you on the final assault that I worked from about 11am to 7am! That was a bit excessive, but I was really keen to get it finished! :grin:

I also noticed that I missed a few people off the list, so I've updated it, let me know if you spot anyone else I might have missed. :thumbsup:

Very near the beginning.

Sorry for missing you Camdog, good thing Photomaster had my back and got it spot on, good thing too as he is indeed in charge of defending that base, on account of doing some good propaganda work. :thumbsup: I'm not sure I fancy your chances though, your outnumbered and have some strange hairy beasts in your forrest. Although as in most Sony Empire situations you do have the superior firepower. :grin:[/B]

Where am i? Oh and i just sent you an email. Can you reply to it with my avatar pic please?

-MrWooT

Ps: happy Easter Everyone =D

Pretty sweet. But...Yet another sarcastic scene has come and gone...sniff..without...Louiethegreat in it... :(

There is always next week.

im guessing nopain is the one who looks like kratos right?

nice 1

WOW! awesome! just awesome! You are my new idol!