Killgraft
05-01-2009, 06:21 AM
Seriously, get that **** checked. Then maybe you people will be a little closer to being almost as good looking as us.
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View Full Version : Things England gets wrong, part 1: Teeth Killgraft 05-01-2009, 06:21 AM Seriously, get that **** checked. Then maybe you people will be a little closer to being almost as good looking as us. DeathByWaffle 05-01-2009, 06:28 AM Oh snap :lol:. Brian 05-01-2009, 07:15 AM Xenophobia? Ventilaator 05-01-2009, 07:21 AM Oh no you didn't! :lol: slik1000 05-01-2009, 08:16 AM Seriously, get that **** checked. Then maybe you people will be a little closer to being almost as good looking as us. That's a myth. At least the "things America gets wrong" is a fact. PillowFort 05-01-2009, 08:53 AM No he's right. Our teeth suck Mine are as crooked as a painting in pisa. BlinkinCard41 05-01-2009, 09:12 AM HAHAHAHA. I mean... don't be so rude. Artemas 05-01-2009, 09:37 AM Nice comeback thread:thumbsup: Death roW 05-01-2009, 09:40 AM I have perfectly straight teeth. Toharoco 05-01-2009, 09:47 AM An ignorant american, typical. :P Jordan the hobo 05-01-2009, 09:53 AM Wow I saw the thread title and loled nice job kilgraft. Master Johnboy 05-01-2009, 09:58 AM I saw this thread title and thought oh joy someone else who thinks the entire uk is composed of England..... Jus Blaze Man02 05-01-2009, 09:59 AM Oh snap :lol:. Oh he did not just do that! Oh I think he did! Oh I know he did not! Oh I know he did! This seemed doomed from the start. Oh and DBW reference below! Someone better bring out that Taunting Trailer of Tomatoes.:undecided: codinthepocket 05-01-2009, 10:45 AM Supposedly bad teeth... OR Incredibly high rates of obesity, $9 trillion of debt, complete dependence on oil, pollution, a bad healthcare system and low education standards. That's the general consensus of us Brits. But I suppose we have a Prime Minister that is incapable of smiling without looking like he wants to kill you. Exhibit A: http://video.news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Nov/Week1/15143429.jpg BlinkinCard41 05-01-2009, 10:50 AM Incredibly high rates of obesity, $9 trillion of debt, complete dependence on oil, pollution, a bad healthcare system and low education standards. Hey, we know all of that's true. But let us have our fun and make fun of your teeth. Ha. Take that. Hungry Luma 05-01-2009, 10:55 AM I hope to see more of these for some good SG forum laughs. PacManPandaBear 05-01-2009, 11:11 AM don't open that door it leads no where nice for you ButterflyFairy 05-01-2009, 11:18 AM Things Americans get wrong: Stereotypes Questionmarc 05-01-2009, 11:38 AM Britain is the best country in the world simple and i am offended by the fact you would critiscise our neigbours south of the border Rule Britania and God Save The Queen.A Scre the yanks in the USA! choco 05-01-2009, 11:46 AM An ignorant american, typical. :P O we try to be :D I don't think that it's fully true mine are kinda screwed up an im american PillowFort 05-01-2009, 11:59 AM Yeah, and you limeys should just throw another shrimp on the barbie. slik1000 05-01-2009, 12:15 PM Supposedly bad teeth... OR Incredibly high rates of obesity, $9 trillion of debt, complete dependence on oil, pollution, a bad healthcare system and low education standards. That's the general consensus of us Brits. But I suppose we have a Prime Minister that is incapable of smiling without looking like he wants to kill you. Exhibit A: http://video.news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Nov/Week1/15143429.jpg He's from Scotland. You see Killgraft can't tell the difference between England the UK and GB. That's another thing that Americans normally get wrong. codinthepocket 05-01-2009, 12:30 PM He's from Scotland. You see Killgraft can't tell the difference between England the UK and GB. That's another thing that Americans normally get wrong. Ah you see, but the fact that the English government has employed him as Prime Minister makes England culpable. :wink2: That smile gives people nightmares... :huh: Harlequin 05-01-2009, 12:39 PM I have to say that I love my friends in the UK, but you do get food all wrong. UK cuisine sucks. Not even Jaime Oliver or Gordon Ramsey can save the whole country even though they try. I only give you points for proper fish and chips. That's it. DavGxyz 05-01-2009, 12:40 PM I'm from the UK and my teeth are Sh*t. So maybe he's right :thumbsup: ThePianoMan 05-01-2009, 12:56 PM I have to say that I love my friends in the UK, but you do get food all wrong. UK cuisine sucks. Not even Jaime Oliver or Gordon Ramsey can save the whole country even though they try. I only give you points for proper fish and chips. That's it. They're the bad chefs of England, the good ol' mothers and homemakers are the best cooks in this land. Well, them and Marco Pierre White http://nybookworm.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/marcopw1.jpg This guy is the definition of a badass... but he's an amazing cook too! He says what he thinks, he's like frikkin' warrior at times! Also, I'm another Englishman (teen... part of the Fluorine Generation if it makes a difference... which it does, kind of. Who knows what I mean by that btw?) with great teeth, but chipped from playing football (soccer to you Yankees) Whodini1 05-01-2009, 01:01 PM He's from Scotland. You see Killgraft can't tell the difference between England the UK and GB. That's another thing that Americans normally get wrong. Not just Scotland. Dubya Bush apparently asked Charlotte Church "What part of England is Wales in?" Teh Flying Tea 05-01-2009, 01:19 PM I have to say that I love my friends in the UK, but you do get food all wrong. UK cuisine sucks. Not even Jaime Oliver or Gordon Ramsey can save the whole country even though they try. I only give you points for proper fish and chips. That's it. As an ameture chef im offended and slightly dismayed i love our cuisine scones Proper lancashire sausages hot pot to name very few of the things that make our cuisine one of the best in the world :thumbsup: Matt 05-01-2009, 01:22 PM LOL HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's a myth. At least the "things America gets wrong" is a fact. nope...it's true...just take it. Harlequin 05-01-2009, 02:08 PM As an ameture chef im offended and slightly dismayed i love our cuisine scones Proper lancashire sausages hot pot to name very few of the things that make our cuisine one of the best in the world :thumbsup: Who ever rates UK food in the top cuisine brackets of the world....other than folks from the UK? It usually goes French, Italian, Indian, Japanese. Even Mexican food is better! ....and I wasn't talking about food cooked at home. Most people love mom or dad's cooking zinc136 05-01-2009, 02:09 PM Wow I don't know about you guys, but I think this thread is well warranted. I'm extremely prideful of my country and I don't like when it gets slammed. To a few of the comments about Americans made on this thread: I use stereotypes, but it's just for fun I find them extremely funny and people can tell I'm joking. I'm not fat and most of the people I know aren't fat(which is a stereotype so there) you're thinking of mostly the adults. I honestly can't tell the difference between anyone in the UK except for their accent(I'm like that with Hispanics as well just can't tell the difference. We are in debt and we are dependent on cars and oil, but we're also a much bigger country that has bigger needs than a smaller country(in terms of population) and being a bigger country(in size) we've got to have a way of getting places so we use cars the best transportation we have and they run on oil. I have friends in England and Scotland and they seem fine to me so I've got no complaints with you. The teeth thing is a funny stereotype though. Matt 05-01-2009, 02:27 PM Who ever rates UK food in the top cuisine brackets of the world....other than folks from the UK? It usually goes French, Italian, Indian, Japanese. Even Mexican food is better! Yeah no kidding.....who in the WORLD is rating English food as the best???? mynameshouldntmatter 05-01-2009, 03:43 PM just what sg needed... another battle of the stereotypes... Matt 05-01-2009, 03:45 PM all in good fun....at least in my opinion it is... CaptainTesticles666 05-01-2009, 03:48 PM Hmmmm Maybe we should open an American vs British thread. levi95psn 05-01-2009, 04:07 PM Who ever rates UK food in the top cuisine brackets of the world....other than folks from the UK? It usually goes French, Italian, Indian, Japanese. Even Mexican food is better! ....and I wasn't talking about food cooked at home. Most people love mom or dad's cooking Yes, why not try some lovely Mexican pig at this time of the year. I've heard they're quite tasty and have an extra little treat for you too! zinc136 05-01-2009, 04:11 PM Yes, why not try some lovely Mexican pig at this time of the year. I've heard they're quite tasty and have an extra little treat for you too! You only get the swine flu from the pig when it is alive. They've got to go through a cleaning system when they are slaughtered so pork products won't give you swine flu. Matt 05-01-2009, 04:11 PM can't get it from eating pork.... Shane86 05-01-2009, 04:22 PM Ah you see, but the fact that the English government has employed him as Prime Minister makes England culpable. :wink2: That smile gives people nightmares... :huh: There is no English Government, only the U.K. government :wink2: zinc136 05-01-2009, 04:34 PM There is no English Government, only the U.K. government :wink2: So you're admitting the fact that there is only one nation thus only one government. So it won't matter what we call you you people all come from the same place and we don't have to specify if you're from a little part of it (england, scotland, ireland, whales , other) and you cannot give us crap about that anymore :tongue:. morthor 05-01-2009, 04:34 PM An ignorant american, typical. :P An ignorant European, typical. :tongue: Killgraft 05-01-2009, 04:37 PM I saw this thread title and thought oh joy someone else who thinks the entire uk is composed of England..... He's from Scotland. You see Killgraft can't tell the difference between England the UK and GB. That's another thing that Americans normally get wrong. I know what the difference is, you patronizing thickies, but I made the thread aimed at england in particular, cause that where most of the flak Ive seen comes from around here. Also, even If I didnt know what is where, that isnt something I got "wrong", just like say a man from the Antarctic might not know who Carrot Top is. Its not that he's wrong, its just that he doesnt know, cause its far away and thats information he doesnt need to know, nor care about. Rant start. I'm sorry but if you want to open this up then its on. The Usa is like a big bully who has to make fun of other people just because no other country likes them and they have no friends. I have never heard this saying or whatever before but apparently you have checked everyone's teeth in the uk so i'll take your word for it, idiot. Before you make fun of someone else remember also that you, Usa is the fat kid on the planet who is seen as the stupid one who is almost single handedly destroying the earth if not with thousands of mis-guided missiles then with it's pollution ( or as i call it really bad smell ). U r also known among many gamers as the worst people to play online with because you continue to be racist or sexist or just unsportsmanly. This ofcourse doesn't count for every American.If truthful then i know some very nice people from Usa but it is people like you who let ur side down. You are very arrogant and because i'm from China ( panda,i thought i may have to spell it out for you ) i will enjoy watching you tremble with fear at our greatness. Oh and in my view Canada outshines you easy And for the record there is nothing wrong with my teeth. To: Friends, nice people, good gamers and people who i have spoke to from Sg who are from Usa Please understand that this is not a true reflection on you or your country but only one that i feel is being shoved in front of my face by the select few that let your, i'm sure great country down. Hope the nice people understand me Rant over b**** Im not "opening up" anything except that Im ****ing tired of the "things america gets wrong" threads. I dont even know why Im responding to this, If you honestly think Im racist you got some ****ing screws loose. Also, I as I bolded out, a person from Mother****ing China is calling out anyone else on producing pollution? R O F L This post was one of the most fail things Ive read all damned year. I wish I could negative rep you to death! codinthepocket 05-01-2009, 04:44 PM There is no English Government, only the U.K. government :wink2: So you're saying that England aren't solely responsible for the employment of Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, and the disgrace to the nation that is 4 out of every 5 politicians in the current government, that bring shame to our country every time the media find out about something hidden away, and that Ireland can be also held responsible? Matt 05-01-2009, 04:46 PM BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Hey Pacman...for the record...I used to LIVE in China...and the ONLY thing I tremble at is your country's INCREDIBLE ability to make cheap knock offs of EVERYONE else's products... OH and you have the BEST ping pong players... slik1000 05-01-2009, 05:18 PM So you're saying that England aren't solely responsible for the employment of Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, and the disgrace to the nation that is 4 out of every 5 politicians in the current government, that bring shame to our country every time the media find out about something hidden away, and that Ireland can be also held responsible? If he were a democratically elected prime minister, then yeah that would be the case. But he's just guy who isn't as good as Tony Blair just now :tongue: As for the govt. being made up of embarrassments: They are human, and so long as we are ruled by humans, we will be ruled by imperfect leaders. I know what the difference is, you patronizing thickies, but I made the thread aimed at england in particular, cause that where most of the flak Ive seen comes from around here. Also, even If I didnt know what is where, that isnt something I got "wrong", just like say a man from the Antarctic might not know who Carrot Top is. Its not that he's wrong, its just that he doesnt know, cause its far away and thats information he doesnt need to know, nor care about. Im not "opening up" anything except that Im ****ing tired of the "things america gets wrong" threads. I dont even know why Im responding to this, If you honestly think Im racist you got some ****ing screws loose. Also, I as I bolded out, a person from Mother****ing China is calling out anyone else on producing pollution? R O F L This post was one of the most fail things Ive read all damned year. I wish I could negative rep you to death! http://lh5.ggpht.com/carlos57775/SCobc6EL_hI/AAAAAAAABys/RG0y66Z3ZDY/s288/Don%27t%20feed%20the%20troll.jpg Killgraft 05-01-2009, 05:36 PM http://lh5.ggpht.com/carlos57775/SCobc6EL_hI/AAAAAAAABys/RG0y66Z3ZDY/s288/Don%27t%20feed%20the%20troll.jpg A troll is someone who does something purposeful to get a rise out of people. An idiot is what I was dealing with, and Im allergic to stupid ****. slik1000 05-01-2009, 05:43 PM A troll is someone who does something purposeful to get a rise out of people. An idiot is what I was dealing with, and Im allergic to stupid ****. hmm, that didn't come across correctly then. I was telling other people not to feed you. Killgraft 05-01-2009, 05:45 PM hmm, that didn't come across correctly then. I was telling other people not to feed you. Oh. Okay, thank you, I needed that clearing up. But again, a troll is someone trying to get a rise out of people by saying idioic things for no reason but to jerk off quietly in the corner of his room thinking " I WIN THE INTERNET!". I am thinking about what I say before I say it, attempting to prove a point, and trying have a conversation, but god knows you wont have one, since you're too busy inhaling furious amounts of d**k. Questionmarc 05-01-2009, 05:46 PM The people of the united kingdom and northern ireland voted for him therfore he is elected by the british people and serves the needs of th government of the united kingdom NuclearNinja 05-01-2009, 06:02 PM Amen brother. Killgraft 05-01-2009, 06:03 PM I was not trying to stur up bad blood with anyone at all, I was trying to make a comical and silly counterpoint to the other thread. I always admired the UK for its humor, but its quite apparent that there is none of it coming from anyone overseas in this thread. Just blind prejudice and eilitism. F***, close the thread, You can keep the double ****ing standards, Im out of here. Im sorry for ever having pride in this country and defending it. Obviously equating America to anything but the third ****ing reich will get **** flung at you from multiple directions. **** you its my vernacular, ill do with it what I want. Go **** yourself, the lot of you. Dont bother me, Im tired. Peace. Neezy007 05-01-2009, 06:17 PM Things Brits get wrong: Not being American, losing revolutions, and never wiping the french of the face of the Earth. Really, 100 of our fat, sick, jobless, ignorant, Americans could take over france in a week. End thread. slik1000 05-01-2009, 06:19 PM **** all you brits. Thats why Princess Diana was 86'd by paparazzi. AND they stood there taking pics of her as she died. And you're going to give MY country shit? Ppffttt please. Too soon? Not too soon (or maybe it was), but that was in France. veilx 05-01-2009, 06:32 PM every time i see a UK person, they either have Reely awesome teeth, or reely Fugged upp teeth... AlmightyEmperor 05-01-2009, 07:01 PM LOL China is insane polluted! @silk go drink your tea Ventilaator 05-01-2009, 11:48 PM Greg Proops said it best. Every British person thinks "Well, all Americans are fat and stupid" Well, thanks for sending over the best and brightest to start the party!! Because you know, Mayflower (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayflower) happened. Whodini1 05-02-2009, 02:59 AM So you're admitting the fact that there is only one nation thus only one government. So it won't matter what we call you you people all come from the same place and we don't have to specify if you're from a little part of it (england, scotland, ireland, whales , other) and you cannot give us crap about that anymore :tongue:. No. Scotland and Wales have their own parliaments. England doesn't have a specific parliament purely for itself. We have the Houses of Parliaments (made up of the House of Commons (the MPs, elected by the people) and the House of Lords (made up of various chinless wonders in there by hereditary right, sort of like the Kennedys... and those that governments have made into Lords and given voting rights). The Lords ratify the statutes put forward by the Commons) And Ireland isn't part of the United Kingdom. Northern Ireland is. Totally different thing. Officer Mudkip 05-02-2009, 04:57 AM As an Irishman, I am having a good read. Try not to get so angry you guys. MightMutt's threads were just poking fun, but this one is kinda starting the arguements. and Killgraft. Youe point would be dealt with more seriously, at least by me, if you didn't use so many curse words. Contrary to popular belief, It's not big nor clever. Whodini1 05-02-2009, 06:15 AM The people of the united kingdom and northern ireland voted for him therfore he is elected by the british people and serves the needs of th government of the united kingdom Actually we didn't vote for Gordon Brown, or indeed Tony Blair for that matter. We vote for a representative for our constituency. Whichever party wins the most constituency votes, gets to form a government (technically they are invited to form a government by the Queen), led by whoever that party has voted for as their leader. That some people who don't know how the system works (on both sides of the atlantic), thought they were voting for Blair is irrelevant, they weren't voting for Blair. At the time of the last election Blair was the Leader of the Labour Party, and serving Prime Minister. Partway through his term as PM he decided he'd had enough and stood down. Rather than calling an election, Gordon Brown, the then Chancellor of the Exchequer took his place. So we definitely didn't vote for Gordon Brown. codinthepocket 05-02-2009, 07:14 AM As for the govt. being made up of embarrassments: They are human, and so long as we are ruled by humans, we will be ruled by imperfect leaders. There's human error, and then there's consistently leaving vital government information on trains and tubes. Laptops for God's sakes! And there's that story in the news about the guy who had really really big important confidential papers in his hand, and he was photographed, and the information was clearly visible! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7455084.stm http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/3367160/James-Purnell-should-face-action-for-leaving-papers-on-train.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7449845.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7344043.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7199658.stm Ridiculous. And that's what I found in just 5 minutes of research! :lol: ThePianoMan 05-02-2009, 07:26 AM There's human error, and then there's consistently leaving vital government information on trains and tubes. Laptops for God's sakes! And there's that story in the news about the guy who had really really big important confidential papers in his hand, and he was photographed, and the information was clearly visible! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7455084.stm http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/3367160/James-Purnell-should-face-action-for-leaving-papers-on-train.html http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7449845.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7344043.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7199658.stm Ridiculous. And that's what I found in just 5 minutes of research! :lol: Find all of this out on my paper round, great fun jst laughing while walking around the village. Well laughing at that and SG Podcasts :lol::grin::thumbsup::cool2: zinc136 05-02-2009, 08:38 AM Find all of this out on my paper round, great fun jst laughing while walking around the village. Well laughing at that and SG Podcasts :lol::grin::thumbsup::cool2: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Go SG!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup: All this country crap is annoying me. The "things america gets wrong" threads only made me really really angry. I'm extremely prideful of my nation and it just seems like on that thread you were bashing it. Even if you were trying to poke fun it still felt like bashing. So lets stop all this country nonsense and rejoice that we have SG to go to and have fun at.:thumbsup: If you post something about my above post you're automatically ignorant. PayneTrain 05-02-2009, 08:49 AM Actually we didn't vote for Gordon Brown, or indeed Tony Blair for that matter. We vote for a representative for our constituency. Whichever party wins the most constituency votes, gets to form a government (technically they are invited to form a government by the Queen), led by whoever that party has voted for as their leader. That some people who don't know how the system works (on both sides of the atlantic), thought they were voting for Blair is irrelevant, they weren't voting for Blair. At the time of the last election Blair was the Leader of the Labour Party, and serving Prime Minister. Partway through his term as PM he decided he'd had enough and stood down. Rather than calling an election, Gordon Brown, the then Chancellor of the Exchequer took his place. So we definitely didn't vote for Gordon Brown. You mean not every government is run exactly like the USA's?! Shocking :O ThePianoMan 05-02-2009, 09:11 AM WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Go SG!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup: All this country crap is annoying me. The "things america gets wrong" threads only made me really really angry. I'm extremely prideful of my nation and it just seems like on that thread you were bashing it. Even if you were trying to poke fun it still felt like bashing. So lets stop all this country nonsense and rejoice that we have SG to go to and have fun at.:thumbsup: I see it all as good fun, no harm meant until those make it so, which is shame for those who don't, and joke about it all. Don't take it seriously zinc, it's not a 'America = Evil gits' thread, or 'We All Hate Britain' thread, it's a friendly camaraderie that has grown since it was first raised by MM If you post something about my above post you're automatically ignorant. Even if it's good, wait, I'm now ignorant *runs around like a headless chicken* bazzamnz 05-02-2009, 10:22 AM Quit all your bitching folks Everyone knows New Zealand is the best country :tongue: Purple Demon 05-02-2009, 10:25 AM Seriously, get that **** checked. Then maybe you people will be a little closer to being almost as good looking as us. So you want us all to clean our teeth, AND gain 150 pounds? One or the other, dude :thumbsup: Killgraft 05-02-2009, 10:26 AM Don't take it seriously zinc, it's not a 'America = Evil gits' thread, or 'We All Hate Britain' thread, it's a friendly camaraderie that has grown since it was first raised by MM *runs around like a headless chicken* Thank you. My point was a joke. I just find it funny that some of the Britains dont like it when the joke is directed at them (Though the real joke is UR COUNTRY LOLZ OMG !!1!). Again, its all in good jest. (Please dont mind my mini-breakdown. I lost my **** and it wont happen again. Not to say I disagree with anything I said previously, and yes, anyone I called an idiot before is still one now, but how I said it could have been handled with much more grace. I have since smoked a bowl, and everything is, how you say, grrrooooovvvvy. Questionmarc 05-02-2009, 11:07 AM Actually we didn't vote for Gordon Brown, or indeed Tony Blair for that matter. We vote for a representative for our constituency. Whichever party wins the most constituency votes, gets to form a government (technically they are invited to form a government by the Queen), led by whoever that party has voted for as their leader. That some people who don't know how the system works (on both sides of the atlantic), thought they were voting for Blair is irrelevant, they weren't voting for Blair. At the time of the last election Blair was the Leader of the Labour Party, and serving Prime Minister. Partway through his term as PM he decided he'd had enough and stood down. Rather than calling an election, Gordon Brown, the then Chancellor of the Exchequer took his place. So we definitely didn't vote for Gordon Brown. Forgot to add in the party bit was a bit tin dished when i posted Vexrog 05-02-2009, 11:09 AM Wow, an SG race war in the making... I'm so proud::single tear:: codinthepocket 05-02-2009, 11:24 AM Thank you. My point was a joke. I just find it funny that some of the Britains dont like it when the joke is directed at them (Though the real joke is UR COUNTRY LOLZ OMG !!1!). Again, its all in good jest. (Please dont mind my mini-breakdown. I lost my **** and it wont happen again. Not to say I disagree with anything I said previously, and yes, anyone I called an idiot before is still one now, but how I said it could have been handled with much more grace. I have since smoked a bowl, and everything is, how you say, grrrooooovvvvy. Hey man, we're all messing around here. Well, I know at least I am. Why else would I post this? http://www.unlockdemocracy.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/brown_smile203.jpg It's all banter here. And what's smoking a bowl? Are... are you taking drugs? You naughty boy! :sad: |