Your best Yo Mama jokes ladies and gentlemen?
These jokes go down well with pretty much anyone and they will never get you into any fights ;);)
So, do share them with the SGC and maybe even your neighbour! :grin:

I have many but here's a couple:

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Any more?

yo mama is so fat than when she walked by the tv while i was watching lost i missed a whole season :D

Yo Mama like a vacuum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet

Your Mama's so slutty her ankles have 10 year reunions.

Yo mama is so fat when she was cleaning out the cages at the zoo somone shouted "look at that hippopotimus"

If you're a star wars nerd then these are perfect for you. I heard them on the robot chicken star wars parody.

Your mum's so fat that Jabba the Hutt said "daayyuumm."
Your mum's so fat that Ben Kenobi said "that's no moon, that's your mum."

Btw Regua thanks for the post delete :thumbsup:

Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.

Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.

You're mama's so dumb she used a cactus to masturbate.

Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales it said "To Be Continued".

Yo Mama so dumb, she took a doughnut back to the bakery because it had a hole in it.

yo mama is so fat than when she walked by the tv while i was watching lost i missed a whole season :D
Watching lost, seriously?

any way i have a gaming related one,
Your mamas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.

Watching lost, seriously?

any way i have a gaming related one,
Your mamas so fat she sat on a nintendo gamecube and turned it into a gameboy.

Dude don't diss Lost or I hunt you DOWN! :w00t:

Infamous Red SHow one edited for purpose...

Your mama's so short, she has her nose in everyone else's business

Your momma so fat she uhhhhhh, another post!

Your mama's so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Your mama's so fat, when she went outside in a yellow jacket, people yelled "taxi!"

Your mama's so sick,she describes diseases like Pokemon,Gotta catch them all!

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is in Roman Numerals!

Yo mama so dirty, the government banned her from working at a sewage plant because of sanitation issues!

Yo mama so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater!

Yo mama's so fat she has a very serious heart disease and she will most likely die prematurely.

Yo mama's so fat she has a very serious heart disease and she will most likely die prematurely.

Good to know Regua's as cheerful as ever. :lol::

Anyways here are mine:
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo Mama so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales it said "To Be Continued".

Yo Mama so dumb, she took a doughnut back to the bakery because it had a hole in it.

Dude when I read that I almosed chocked because it was so funy!

yo Mama so ugly that she newer got laid so you are actually adopted :D *zing
(and if some one sees "well then she's not your real mama." stop it..... I am trying to be funny :lol:)

Your mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!

Your mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends!

Your mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum!

Your mama's so old, her memory is in black & white!

I went for a 5 mile jog yesterday....twice round your mom! :grin:

your mum is like a playstation, she gets turned on by 10 yr olds

your mum is soo dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

your muma so fat that when god said "let there be light" se moved out the way.

your muma so fat that when she sat in class she sat next to EVERYODY

Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama is so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and nearly starved to death.

Thats all I got =/

Yo mama is so ugly, when she applied to play the monster role in the thing, they told her she was to over qualified.

Yo mama is so ugly, Epic used her senior year picture as concept art for the brumack in gears of war.

-LatinLegacy

I don't know where I heard this one, but here it is.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light.

I don't know where I heard this one, but here it is.
Yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flash light.
Uhhh... they sell those. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/8a20/

yo mammas so fat that she eats a lot of food, she also drinks a lot of coca cola and does not exercise....yeah, take that, hope it huuuuuuurts

Uhhh... they sell those. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/lights/8a20/

Well then, I guess Momma is smarter than she looks.
Dang, I guess you killed that "Yo Momma" joke. :angry:

Yo mama so stupid, fat, and ugly...that she's YO mama! :undecided:

Yo mama so stupid, fat, and ugly...that she's YO mama! :undecided:

Uhhh, yeeeah. *Cough*

Yo mama so fat she puts on a yellow raincoat and everybody shouts TAXI!!!

Uhhh, yeeeah. *Cough*

Yo mama so fat she puts on a yellow raincoat and everybody shouts TAXI!!!

erm look at page 2.... it is already posted....
anyway

yo mama so ugly that if I told how ugly she was, Regua would probably delete the post :tongue:

You momma is so fat that sony hired her to have her cloned and her clones were place in giant wheels to power the PS3's cell processor

Yo' mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck.

Yo' mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo' mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

The last two ones, or the ones other than the first are my personal favorites! :D

Yo Mama So Ugly When She Was A Kid They Had To Tie A Porkchop Around Her Neck So's The Dog Would Play With Her!

Your Mommas Soooo Old, She Saw The Passion of Christ LIVE!!!

Your Mommas Soooooo Fat... She Gets 3 Miles Per Gallon In A Hybrid

Yo Mama such a whore that Rockstar modeled a stripper in GTA4 after her.

This. Best you mamma joke ever. Read the thread. (http://forums.deletionquality.net/showthread.php?p=167836#post167836)

Yo momma's so fat, she could fit Frawlz in her mouth

Yo momma's so fat, she could fit Frawlz in her mouth

I particularly like this one. Frawlz is a big dude hehe :)

Yo momma is like a convenience store; 10 cents per screw

yo mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped your nan.

yo mommas so ugly ur nan had morning sickness AFTER she was born.

yo mommas so ugly they use her on the advert for birth control.

yo mommas so fat she uses a boomarang to put her belt on.

yo mommas had more 1ups than mario

Yo' mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck.

Yo' mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo' mama so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!

The last two ones, or the ones other than the first are my personal favorites!
Hey what if the cordless phone is lying on the floor? And what if the parked car doesn't have its parking break on and goes down a slope and hits her? Yeah, Just disproved those two.

Yo mamma so stupid, she tell yo mamma jokes!

Yo dawg I heard you like yo mamma jokes so we put yo momma jokes in yo mamma so you can joke while you joke.

yo mama's so dumb some one said it was chili out side an she ran and got a bowl!

yo mama's so dumb some one said it was chili out side an she ran and got a bowl!
Already been said

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