Today is Cinco De Mayo, or as I like to call it, Jax's Birthday eve. I may or may not have been streamlining margaritas for the last couple hours. I may or may not have smacked my Fathers hand when he tried to help himself to my pitcher of yummy tequilla filled goodness.

I may or may not be running around in a wedding dress drinking tonight. Aside from me, drunk, in a wedding dress...what would YOU like to hear from the Pink show this week?

If you don't have any good ideas, just drink with me. Make up a pitcher of margaritas and toss on a dress, any dress will do. It's party time. Instead of going out like I always do on this drinkingest of holidays I am spending it with you...the Sarcastic Gamer community.

i do ****ing love margaritas

I love them too...I plan on drinking more than I should tonight...just because.

tell you what though, i have been heavily drinking long island teas, like if i go drinking ill have 4 or 5, and im a lightweight! The ones i had in New York were twice as powerful as the ones here, just because the barmans there put hardly any mixer in, just loads of alcohol, YUM YUM

Those Long Island Ice Teas are tricky. I don't think there's any tea in them at all!

happy birthday eve jax! take pictures so you'll remember everything!

ok this thread was a flop...we record in less than an hour...you guys are no fun!

No pictures..lol

If you would mail alcohol to a minor in another state, I'd gladly drink with you, Jax. In case that doesn't happen, happy birthday anyway =]

wow i thought i was the only one who does that...

LOL no

Talk about how much you love FPS games now that you've spent some time with COD WaW.

Ya know, never was much for heavy drinking (though, of course I enjoy a libation every now and again). I much prefer behaving like a rastafarian, if you get what i'm saying:wink2: I'll make sure I take a puff for you, JAxboxchik! :lol:

Oh yeah, btw, I'm taking the wedding dress off--it's totally not becoming on me... especially around my man-gunt. It doesn't really flatter my hairy legs either...Hey at least I tried. Cheers!! Happy cinco de mayo!

!Bebista mas cerveza con nosotrosamos! !Estamos aqui, estas Sarcastic gamer! !bueno noche! (not sure if that's grammatically correct, my espanol isn't as up to speed as it used to be)

!Bebista mas cerveza con nosotrosamos! !Estamos aqui, estas Sarcastic gamer! !bueno noche! (not sure if that's grammatically correct, my espanol isn't as up to speed as it used to be)

I'm not the greatest at Spanish either, but I think what you said came out something like, "You drink more beer with us! We are here, you are Sarcastic Gamer! Good night!" Not perfect grammar, but I think she'll get it. Then again, depending on how much she's had to drink tonight, she may not.

Jax (and the entire SG staff) has seen me in a women's nighty, I think it was scarring enough.

Those Long Island Ice Teas are tricky. I don't think there's any tea in them at all!

You are quite right, JaX. There is no actual "tea" in Long Island Ice Teas. Also another fun fact, the Long Island ice Tea isn't from Long Island!:shocked:

Have y'all already started recording the pink show? If not, y'all should diffently talk about margaritas, and y'all should point and laugh at Otacon some more.:lol:

For some reason I thought there were going to be pictures in this thread....:huh:

damn, i'm ****ing drunk now... does thatcoutn?

happy birthday jax

Ya know, never was much for heavy drinking (though, of course I enjoy a libation every now and again). I much prefer behaving like a rastafarian, if you get what i'm saying:wink2: I'll make sure I take a puff for you, JAxboxchik! :lol:

Oh yeah, btw, I'm taking the wedding dress off--it's totally not becoming on me... especially around my man-gunt. It doesn't really flatter my hairy legs either...Hey at least I tried. Cheers!! Happy cinco de mayo!

!Bebista mas cerveza con nosotrosamos! !Estamos aqui, estas Sarcastic gamer! !bueno noche! (not sure if that's grammatically correct, my espanol isn't as up to speed as it used to be)

I'm sure your man gut is just fine. I have a gut too. They make these great panties that hold in all your fat. You should try those next time.

OH and I don't speak spanish, but I understand Cerveza!

I'm sure your man gut is just fine. I have a gut too. They make these great panties that hold in all your fat. You should try those next time.

OH and I don't speak spanish, but I understand Cerveza!

:lol: I think he said "man gunt" and I'm not quite sure what that means? And I'm 16 but I am allowed to drink at home and nothing is better than ice cold Cider :)
I tried a Malibu and Coke and that's really nice too :grin:

...awww... well if it helps, I was drinking with you guys in spirit... though my choice drink last night? American Honey. (I felt like being a wise-*ss about it).

:lol: I think he said "man gunt" and I'm not quite sure what that means? And I'm 16 but I am allowed to drink at home and nothing is better than ice cold Cider :)
I tried a Malibu and Coke and that's really nice too :grin:

You're right, Jai92. I did say "man-gunt" and not "man-gut." For those of you that also may not be familiar with the concept of a "gunt," well it's combination of a gut and... well, a word that I really cant type here that rhymes with "grunt.":lipssealed: The gunt is located about 1/3 of the way past the belly button where your belly makes the transition to your nether-regions. I was using the term looseley as most people who are in reasonably fit condition don't have a gunt (myself included, thankfully, and JAxbox chick, i'm sure you're included as well) Ever seen a significantly overweight person wearing their pants too high?? look directly under the waistline to observe the "gunt"