At Sarcastic Gamer, we are big fans of metaphors, analogies and similes. In fact, our infatuation with literary techniques is just like a cattle’s insatiable jones for fresh, green, lawn! Deplorably ironic sentences aside, we like to think our content and competitions accurately reflect Sarcastic Gamer’s level of quality. It is with that in mind, that we present the Sarcastic Gamer Box o’ Crap Competition!

Some sites prefer to give away the latest games (or at least things you might actually want), but not so for Sarcastic Gamer! We are offering you a unique chance to get your mits on a glorious box packed full with a dazzling array of sparkling prizes (read: the only reason they sparkle is because of light reflecting off the layers of grease and coffee that coat their surfaces).

Included in the magical chest is:


A copy of London Racers for the Playstation 1! Comes in cracked case. Scratched. (This is a PAL copy so may not even work on your console!)
A copy of Robot Warlords for the Playstation 2! Gamerankings rating (http://www.gamerankings.com/ps2/517535-robot-warlords/index.html) of 52%! Pre-owned. Scratched. (This is a PAL copy so may not even work on your console!)
A copy of Rugrats Treasure Hunt for the Nintendo 64! (This is a PAL copy so may not even work on your console!)
A shred of paper. Hole-punched. With margin.
A copy of Digimon World for the Playstation 1. Pre-owned. Scratched (This is a PAL copy so may not even work on your console!)
Mystery envelope!
To enter, simply send an email saying why you want the Box o’ Crap (seriously, why do you?), to eoco [AT] sarcasticgamer [DOT] com. Make sure you enter ‘Box’ as your subject title.

Good luck (though we’re not sure why you’d want it)!



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Heck yes. Entered.

i want that stuff. entered

I entered. Though I never won anything before, even if it's crap. I can't even win crap!

I entered yesterday, hope you like major sucking up Eoco!