View Full Version : What should I do?


Bryce
07-07-2009, 12:31 AM
I caught my brother with my GF, what should I do?!? I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my bro if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in the kitchen I catch my brother red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my bro had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and head to a friend's. Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5805/95a9ac6fe28c402eacc0b90.png

Shane86
07-07-2009, 12:41 AM
LMAO :lol:

If some dude put his sausage in my GF there would be trouble :lol:

TamarindLAZ
07-07-2009, 12:42 AM
I'm not the best at giving advice so I'm sorry to say that I don't have any.

However, best post I've seen in awhile! :lol:

DeadpoolSkye
07-07-2009, 01:07 AM
:lol: Thanks for tweeting this, Shane.

Dear god, man...why didn't you punch him when he asked how she was...better yet...why didn't you punch him when the incident happened. Epic Win would have been awarded if you did it while he was still inside...he would have been bloodied up by then if it was me.

Alas, you capialized on neither of these scenarios and therefore are awarded with Epic Fail and a punch in YOUR face.

Paradigm13
07-07-2009, 01:31 AM
Nice one, Bryce. I say go tit-for-tat, for lack of a better term. Throw your meat on some charcoal and see how she feels about that.

DeadpoolSkye
07-07-2009, 01:38 AM
I don't like these BBQ innuendos.
I'm having a BBQ tomorrow and I don't want thoughts of anyone's meat clouding the thoughts of mine.......

...shit...

karizmatkstalyn
07-07-2009, 01:42 AM
I nearly pissed myself when I saw the grill. You, sir, deserve TWO cookies.

Shaha44
07-07-2009, 01:51 AM
Well played sir...well played. What type of meat was he giving to your GF? Kielbasa or bratwurst?:lol:

Cam-Dog
07-07-2009, 02:05 AM
Ya i saw this a few weeks ago somewhere maybe it was 4chan (yes 4chan i hate it but it was late and i had nothing to do). Anyway good job bringing it to SG.

Metcon
07-07-2009, 02:10 AM
Haha that was great, I started choking on my drink when i saw the grill.

MightyMutt
07-07-2009, 02:44 AM
:lol: That's like Fight Club or The Sixth Sense, you have to go back and re-read it again once you realise the twist at the end! :lol: Funny work Bryce :thumbsup:

RAGNAROCK
07-07-2009, 02:54 AM
:lol: dude EPIC funny

I was like, "dude, why would he post something like that on a gaming forum... a picture of his GF? why?" *opens link* "oh, it's a grill, ofcourse he won't put up a pic of....." *starts laughing :lol:

Raykhenberg
07-07-2009, 03:20 AM
Bryce, you forget.

http://www.bottledcity.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/seriousbusiness.jpg

petergriffen1990
07-07-2009, 09:11 AM
usually when my dad catches me touching his GF he drop kicks me then stands over me and say"I pity the fool"

xbellx
07-07-2009, 09:22 AM
great job bryce that made me lul for quite a long time

bazzamnz
07-07-2009, 10:00 AM
Haha I first saw this a few months a go. Still makes me laugh

TomCoopz
07-07-2009, 10:08 AM
You should break his nose, right down the middle, how old is your brother? if he is old enough then put your meat in his GF

TheBrain76
07-07-2009, 10:19 AM
Well played sir, well played indeed.

TomCoopz
07-07-2009, 10:27 AM
Now I wanna know if it was me who played well??

DeathByWaffle
07-07-2009, 10:30 AM
Saw this same post on another site like a week ago, very funny :D.

LEGEND
07-07-2009, 11:15 AM
^ So it wasn't actually Brice's story then...


Still funny as **** though.

DeathByWaffle
07-07-2009, 11:37 AM
^ So it wasn't actually Brice's story then...


Still funny as **** though.
I know. Still a great joke though :D.

levi95psn
07-07-2009, 12:09 PM
You can has cookie?

You can has a 4 cookies!

Millakilla
07-07-2009, 02:48 PM
http://assets.knowyourmeme.com/i/2275/original/Mmmmmm.jpg

Cam-Dog
07-07-2009, 03:44 PM
That picture is truly horrifying MillaKilla.

darkmonk
07-07-2009, 04:31 PM
lmao, Mad props for this one, Bryce. Got to reading it and I about shat a brick, then saw the picture and choked on my pepsi. Great job

ThePianoMan
07-07-2009, 04:36 PM
That picture is truly horrifying MillaKilla.

Seconded

Nice one Bryce :)