I was lying on a secluded beach earlier, indulging myself in the dry wit of piers morgan. A drunk liverpudlian then walked up to me and said "Hey, youre billie" i replied "no im not" "yes, youre billie" "no im not"... this continued. Finally i said "Im not ****ing billie you twat" he snickered and slurred "yeah you are... BILLIE NO MATES" i stood up and shook this man's hand... fair play my friend, fair play.

I dont know how i can turn this into a thread. but DAMN that was funny.


Umm... so, what is the best thing a drunk liverpudlian (or any drunk for that matter) has ever said to you?

Btw, for americans, Liverpudlians are people from liverpool (a place in england)

I just woke up and i have no idea of why this is funny? Is it because in not Liverpudlian?

You are not alone, brother. This thread thoroughly confuses me.

God damn americans... dont understand our humour

I'm from England and I'm sorry to say I don't get it either. I must be American in disguise or something.

I got the joke. yay me?

Anyone care to explain it?

Anyone care to explain it?Billy-no-mates is an british idiom.

So, yeah.

You colonials obviously aren't going to get it.

Anyone care to explain it?
I'm just a dumb American, sorry. If he didn't tell me Liverpool was in England I wouldn't have even had a clue to that :roll:

I'm from England and I'm sorry to say I don't get it either. I must be American in disguise or something.

If you don't understand the joke then your not English. Understanding the joke is a requirement for English citizenship, sorry you do not pass.

http://topbanana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/confused.jpg

Give us a break, will ya?

Besides, the fact that you use a word like Liverpudlian deserves a yellow card all by itself.

I just woke up and i have no idea of why this is funny? Is it because in not Liverpudlian?

I just woke up and jizzed in my pants is as funny as this :roll:

ehehehe...wut...:huh:

I got it after it was explained, but being on the beach reminds me of me being on Waikiki Beach! :lol:

Eh, I'm American, and I understood it. (However I spend a year abroad in the UK, so maybe that explains it somewhat)

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/64850.html

Wooo drunken yob from over my way!!!!!!!!

Liverpool!!!

http://topbanana.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/confused.jpg

Give us a break, will ya?

Besides, the fact that you use a word like Liverpudlian deserves a yellow card all by itself.
.... dont mess with the scousers...
:D

ahahahaha....yeah it was good, but not good enough

Thank god at least SOME people get it :P

I got it!

Nice little joke there

I got it...........................still think it's a random thread though

oh also

cool story bro

I was talking to this liverpudlian guy named harry on skype, think he is on SG, athisharry or somthing like that, but anyways he told me he really really loves men, specially when there naked in his bed. He told me he gets turned on when they call him big daddy too, no reason why he told me though

lol tis very random but i got it. I havent really had a random drunk guy have a convo with me unless you count trying to get a crazy homeless person talking jibberish to stop trying to talk to you.

I was talking to this liverpudlian guy named harry on skype, think he is on SG, athisharry or somthing like that, but anyways he told me he really really loves men, specially when there naked in his bed. He told me he gets turned on when they call him big daddy too, no reason why he told me though

sam... i think ur getting me confused with jai or tom coopz :undecided:
TRRRYYY and pay attention

sam... i think ur getting me confused with jai or tom coopz :undecided:
TRRRYYY and pay attention

I think that's Jai, pretty sure he swings that way

:tongue:

ok.... I don't get it.....

I think that's Jai, pretty sure he swings that way

:tongue:

YAY as long as its not just me.... and teh flying tea that think so...

Btw, for americans, Liverpudlians are people from liverpool (a place in england)

england? my small american brain can not comprehend the fact that there are people outside of america.....and on that note: "America...F*CK YA!"

england? my small american brain can not comprehend the fact that there are people outside of america.....and on that note: "America...F*CK YA!"

OMG, It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Bush!

You, sir, have once again just won yourself a shiny new copy of the interwebz.

so you got pwned by a drunk northerner, not something to laugh about mate

yes it is

well yeah, its funny to me, as you got pwned by a northerner, which is just straight up embarrassing

you won one free internet.

good job.

.sigh.

Btw, for americans, Liverpudlians are people from liverpool (a place in england)

Oh....liverpool. Is there a pool there full of liver? Oh wait...one of the Beatles is from liverpool! Right? Yeah, I'm just guessing, I'm not a fan of the Beatles anyway.

well yeah, its funny to me, as you got pwned by a northerner, which is just straight up embarrassing

erm.... YEEEEEAAAAAAAA whatever.....

you dream on

Billy-no-mates is an british idiom.

So, yeah.

You colonials obviously aren't going to get it.

Oh... ...I was looking for the Billy Mays joke here...

erm.... YEEEEEAAAAAAAA whatever.....

you dream on

awww, it's not your fault you were born in the inferior part of England ;)

Im only kidding, my sis's boyfriend is an accountant from The Wirral, rate nice guy.

awww, it's not your fault you were born in the inferior part of England ;)

Im only kidding, my sis's boyfriend is an accountant from The Wirral, rate nice guy.I bet he sounds stupid though.

I bet he sounds stupid though.

......
irish.... accent....

you dont get to comment...

sorry but u dont

......
irish.... accent....

you dont get to comment...

sorry but u dont

The word for this comment is 'Zing!'

Altho I've got a really posh accent which slips into full Devon farmer accent...

Drunk brits yelling at each other? Just a blur of bad teeth and tweed...

Oh... ...I was looking for the Billy Mays joke here...

Hahaha I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Drunk brits yelling at each other? Just a blur of bad teeth and tweed...

dude.... tweeds AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!v:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:
:roll:

Drunk brits yelling at each other? Just a blur of bad teeth and tweed...

Wow, thats very racist...

......
irish.... accent....

you dont get to comment...

sorry but u dont

Hah, epic.

I'm from the south, we don't have accents here. At least, I don't think we do..

Yeah Legend we do. I'm originally from London but recently moved North and the first thing people noticed was my accent.

Hah, epic.

I'm from the south, we don't have accents here. At least, I don't think we do..

You've obviously never been to the true south of England, Devon + Cornwall. We be pirates, HARRRRR!

And we also be farmers, in our tractors (I now technically own a tractor :grin: )

Yeah Legend we do. I'm originally from London but recently moved North and the first thing people noticed was my accent.

London =/= South

Where would you count London as in the country then?

Hahaha, lighten up there, Darkness.