Just what the hell is the problem?

Right, here's the problem. I have plans - BIG bold Sarcastic plans. While I'm not fully prepared to reveal some of those plans just yet (more because I like surprises than secrets) it does mean that putting some of those plans into action have taken my attention off of some of my normal commitments to the Sarcastic Gamer Community -- namely my regular comic episodes, the Sarcastic Scenes and all the wonderful new Sarcastic Smilies that come with them. :grin:

Problem there is not the lack of material just that I've been trying to make the time to put my next Sarcastic Scene idea into practice and because of the amount of time I've had to put into other things that has not been possible in the timeframe I've wanted to do it in and the next comic story I wanted to do has grown from a two parter into at least a three parter.

My plans have be changed partly by the demand for new Smilies surrounding DeadpoolSkye's trading card game and also to fend of the ever growing Yamatar menace = P

So what the hell does this waffling bunch of excuses mean to you - the Sarcastic Gamer community member?*

Well I don't want to leave the people who have been patiently waiting on the waiting list waiting that long = ) So I am declaring this week the:

Super Summer Sarcastic Smiley week!

There will be a comic short on the front page shortly to kick things off and then I will be working this weekend on working my way through the Sarcastic Smiley waiting list. Once I've done that I will open it up to anyone else that has reached the 200 post and two month of membership qualifier but I will also have some competitions for some other newer members to win the opportunity to jump the queue.

What about those who already have Sarcastic Smilies?

Even better news for those with Sarcastic Smilies is there will be exclusive competitions for you to enter - some will be putting your smilies to creative uses and some will be simple fasting typing fingers exercises, so keep your eyes glued to the Sarcastic Gamer forums and front page for your chance to win Exclusive Sarcastic Gamer comic prizes (hand made by MightyMutt) as a thank you for being loyal SG and SG comic fans. (Please note that you have to have your Smiley or Yamatar as your active forum picture to qualify)

You have already done my Sarcastic Smiley but it was rubbish or I'm now bored of it!

Alright you ungrateful bastard - just get the hell out! Alright, alright I can take criticism, I'm not perfect (pretty damn close but not perfect) While I'm sure you can appreciate that I will have to give precedent to anyone that doesn't already have a Smiley to call their own, I will, time permitting open existing Smilies up for requested amendments and additions (including weapons) However, like I was saying those without a Smiley will have to come first. If you don't want to take the risk of waiting for me or you would just like another (much better looking) side to your Sarcastic Smiley, can I please refer you to my esteemed Scottish colleague Yamster for an excellent Yamatar re-imagining or re-working.

Is this just a really long winded way of saying that you are not doing a Sarcastic Scene and giving out prizes to compensate?

You shut up your face

When do these competitions start?

Right now!

Competition 1:
First*person*with*a*Smiley*to*comment*on*the*next* SG*Comic*(coming to a front page near you soon) wins a prize
(Please note that you have to have your Smiley or Yamatar as your active forum picture to qualify) and therefore must be commenting on the forums (i.e. in the Sarcastic Gamer News Section and not on the front page)


and the first person without a Smiley wins a place on the waiting list (regardless of post count)
Please note it has to be a comment, doesn't matter if it is positive or negative but gibberish or 'lol'/:lol: will not apply!

Competition 2
Same (prize or waiting list place) for the first person to tell me the two changes I've made to my Smiley - Go!

Did you change the tongue and the eyes?
Oh and great idea:P

wow, that sounds really cool! I've never been on a forum where the community does so much! Also have you changed the pupils and added drool to the tongue?

Hmm.. The tongue+drool and also the X on the nose.

Tounge and collar?
And for anyone who wants to know what Yamsters Yamatars look like, look at my avatar :P

^ Mav wins the first prize of the week - a position on the waiting list for you sir - let me know if you have any requirements/expectations or leave it down to my twisted imagination :grin:

Sorry guys didn't change the eyes :huh:

You can keep on eye on want I'm doing and who I'm designing by following my twitter feed - it might gives you a heads up on competition too - but all competitions will take place on SG :thumbsup:

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7920/photofort.png

I call it a PhotoFort

Woohoo! :w00t: I've always wanted a smiley but didn't know where to ask for one! :lol:

I think leaving it all to you might be a mistake. I've read your comics and I've seen actually how twisted your mind is! A full 180°! :shocked: So I shall leave you with one guide word?: PIE!
Make my smiley pie-ish! Thank you

Woohoo! :w00t: I've always wanted a smiley but didn't know where to ask for one! :lol:

I think leaving it all to you might be a mistake. I've read your comics and I've seen actually how twisted your mind is! A full 180°! :shocked: So I shall leave you with one guide word?: PIE!
Make my smiley pie-ish! Thank you

Congrats. I'd love a new one. My hat is too big :lol::lol:

Congrats. I'd love a new one. My hat is too big :lol::lol:

I think thats the point.... :thumbsup::grin:

Oh, snap, Thats a lotta' work for you MM, good look with that :P

Mav beat me to it... ah well, just one quick question, are the prizes thru the post kinda prizes, or forum prizes, cause I can only take the latter :thumbsup: If I manage to post quick

Oh, snap, Thats a lotta' work for you MM, good look with that :P

Pssh... MM is super-human. You obviously don't know what he's capable of!

By the Way MM i just thought id say that this is an awesome idea :thumbsup:

just one quick question, are the prizes thru the post kinda prizes, or forum prizes, cause I can only take the latter

I'll mix it up so everyone is covered :thumbsup: - don't worry I know they are fussy about what you can have in prison :grin:

I'll mix it up so everyone is covered :thumbsup: - don't worry I know they are fussy about what you can have in prison :grin:

Thanks :)

Lucky to even be given internet tbh :grin:

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think... :S i was the first to comment on that thread :D other than newbot :D

I would like to thank my family who made this happen. My agent who got me the job and of course MightyMutt who has always been an inspiration to me

I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think... :S i was the first to comment on that thread :D other than newbot :D

I would like to thank my family who made this happen. My agent who got me the job and of course MightyMutt who has always been an inspiration to me

I think it was actually a tie. I posted at the same time when you did but your's showed up first so I think you deserved the prize.

Does this mean I have to start using brown-nosing tactics?

*shakes head sadly*

I object!

I think we should have a battle to the death.

Amuse me.

I think it was actually a tie. I posted at the same time when you did but your's showed up first so I think you deserved the prize.

no... we posted in the same minute... mine came up first because i clicked "submit reply" first :D hehe

Designed Smilies For: Jai92, dacooksta, Astronit, Lokela and PeterGriffin1990.

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :thumbsup:

Mighty Mutt, you're simply a phenomenon.

Woo!!!!
I get a smiley!
Of course, I'll miss Darkseid as my avatar, but Batman killed him already anyways. oh, btw, spoiler alert for Final Crisis a sentence ago.

Designed Smilies For: Jai92, dacooksta, Astronit, Lokela and PeterGriffin1990.

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :thumbsup:

THinking bout that, where is Jai? Not seen him around in ages!

Crazygood stuff, MM. Saw the mention of the SSSSW on the comic and was going to ask what it was all about; hope ya don't get too burned out

Bummed I missed out on this earlier, but I'll be sure to be über ready for the next competition :D

Can any light be shed on when it's happenin, MM? I'm guessing tomorrow but the timeframe is too big ><

THinking bout that, where is Jai? Not seen him around in ages!


me and harry have been wondering that for a week or so he has disapeared

Mightymutt always has the best comps.

me and harry have been wondering that for a week or so he has disapeared

Gunna Facebook him :thumbsup:

And keep up the great work MM, you do loads for this site, and tis all brilliant :thumbsup:

hmmmm I think I have an idea what the prize for those who already have the smilyes ;) but relax I am not going to spoil it ;)

So MM whens the next compition im ready ( I really want a sg smilie)

Designed Forum Members: Karizmatkstalyn, WhowannaB ,SnuggleBear, Gammafist, Ragnarock and Purple Demon

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:

Still have: Jai92, Astronit, and Lokela from yesterday, get 'em while they're hot :grin:

So MM whens the next compition im ready ( I really want a sg smilie)

There will be at least one competition every day this week!

Designed Forum Members: Karizmatkstalyn, WhowannaB ,SnuggleBear, Gammafist, Ragnarock and Purple Demon

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:

Still have: Jai92, Astronit, and Lokela from yesterday, get 'em while they're hot :grin:

Yaaaaay!

Come, my friends, let us celebrate together! :D

MM you should give my guy something to do with my podcast like a mic (I use a rockband mic) or something else to do with the podcast.

Still have: Jai92, Astronit, and Lokela from yesterday, get 'em while they're hot :grin:

Jai's been ill for a while, and off the forums while he recovers, will be back soon at some point. I've told him to email you tho :thumbsup:

MM you should give my guy something to do with my podcast like a mic (I use a rockband mic) or something else to do with the podcast.

no. dont

Designed Smilies for SG Forum Members: HollowCow, Iyeild2No1, TomCoopz, Tapout & PCvsApple

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:

Still have: Astronit and Lokela from yesterday, and WhowannaB, Gammafist and Ragnarock from today - best served warm

Designed Forum Members: Karizmatkstalyn, WhowannaB ,SnuggleBear, Gammafist, Ragnarock and Purple Demon

Email me -- mightymuttsg@gmail.com -- making sure to mention your forum name and I will reply with your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:

Still have: Jai92, Astronit, and Lokela from yesterday, get 'em while they're hot :grin:



There will be at least one competition every day this week!
Thanks for making this man! You Rock!

Designed Smilies for forum members: MrEibmoz, TheBrain76, Trueblu93, Paulmess7 and Neonskull - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley :thumbsup:


Still have: Astronit, Lokela, WhowannaB Ragnarock, HollowCow, Iyeild2No1, TomCoopz, Tapout & PCvsApple - ready to go when you are ready :roll:

ow just found that thread I am sorry that I let you wait for so long

you should have recieved an email from me!

One of these days i'll be blessed with a Smiley...

But until then... THE CAKE IS A LIE! :p

just got mine MIGHTY YOU ARE AWESOME :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

Cant wait for mine :w00t:

***SUPER SUMMER SARCASTIC SMILEY WEEK UPDATE***

Has not been any new Smilies for the last couple of days and I have a lot on today so I won't get time for Smilies and there may be no competition today.

If I can I will get a small competition up later today but the idea I had for today will take a while to implement and I may not have enough time to put it together. Please be assured that there will be competitions with prizes all weekend and I still have a few surprises up my sleeve for you all :wink2: :lipssealed:

I will be working on Smilies for most of the weekend, everyone on the waiting list and prize winners should all receive their Smilies this weekend - then I'll be moving onto making the rest of the prizes.

Hope everyone is enjoying SSSSW so far :grin:

If you do me, just to let you know I will be on holiday for all of next week so you may have to hold on to it for a while.

Thanks :thumbsup:

***SUPER SUMMER SARCASTIC SMILEY WEEK UPDATE***

Has not been any new Smilies for the last couple of days and I have a lot on today so I won't get time for Smilies and there may be no competition today.

If I can I will get a small competition up later today but the idea I had for today will take a while to implement and I may not have enough time to put it together. Please be assured that there will be competitions with prizes all weekend and I still have a few surprises up my sleeve for you all :wink2: :lipssealed:

I will be working on Smilies for most of the weekend, everyone on the waiting list and prize winners should all receive their Smilies this weekend - then I'll be moving onto making the rest of the prizes.

Hope everyone is enjoying SSSSW so far :grin:

That is OK with me MM :thumbsup::thumbsup: Just can wait to get mine :D:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

New Smilies designed for forum members: Mav, Brandonpop, Egg651, Zvolen, Geostar and KumiKaze - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:


Still have: WhowannaB, Ragnarock, HollowCow, TomCoopz, PCvsApple, MrEibmoz, Trueblu93, Paulmess7 and Neonskull

The next batch of Smilies will be competition Winners and requested amends.

Stay tuned later today for another Super Summer Sarcastic Smiley Week COMPETITION! - and don't forget that tomorrow is the last day for submissions to the Around the world in 80 Smilies and Smilies Innnnn Spaaaaaaacce!!! Competitons. :thumbsup:

Just mailed you, hope it's good :thumbsup:

Just mailed you, hope it's good :thumbsup:

I like yours.

Cant wait for mine:thumbsup:

I like yours.

Cant wait for mine:thumbsup:

Only trouble was no Ipswich Town.
But i soon fixed that with the background

Looks good... Thanks!

Looks good... Thanks!

Nice Smiley, it looks raw and urban. Good stuff :thumbsup:

Much appreciated for the kick ass smiley :w00t:

New Winners Smiley redesigns for forum members: Artemas, Officer Mudkip and Blinkincard41 - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley


Still have: WhowannaB, , HollowCow, TomCoopz, PCvsApple, MrEibmoz, Paulmess7, Brandonpop, Egg651, and Geostar

More Smilies Tomorrow :grin:

And I've put a sneaking competition somewhere (not far away) on the forums :lipssealed:

New Winners Smiley redesigns for forum members: Artemas, Officer Mudkip and Blinkincard41 - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley


Still have: WhowannaB, , HollowCow, TomCoopz, PCvsApple, MrEibmoz, Paulmess7, Brandonpop, Egg651, and Geostar

More Smilies Tomorrow :grin:

And I've put a sneaking competition somewhere (not far away) on the forums :lipssealed:

what about my pprize? :(

And I've put a sneaking competition somewhere (not far away) on the forums :lipssealed:

Sneaky, but was it sneaky enough :wink2:

New Smiley designs for forum members: Awoll SGF, Teh Flying Tea and Xboxking - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley


Still have Smilies for: WhowannaB, , HollowCow, TomCoopz, PCvsApple, MrEibmoz, Paulmess7, Egg651, Artemas, Officer Mudkip and Blinkincard41

More Smilies Tomorrow :grin:

MM, how many smilies have you designed/redesigned over the last week?

28 so far :grin:

You, sir, are a beast.

thats more than a normal sarcastic scene...and in a week. 0.o

You, sir, are a beast.

He must have the Puppies perk to give him some extra MightyMinions.

Either that or he's a MightyMACHINE.

He must have the Puppies perk to give him some extra MightyMinions.

Either that or he's a MightyMACHINE.

I just nostalgia'd all over the place.

z4nRAs-h3IQ

I just nostalgia'd all over the place.

z4nRAs-h3IQ

Just make sure you clean it up before you go home

28 so far :grin:

wow, very nice sir :thumbsup: Now that is some dedication!

^ Just realised that it's not 28, it's 30! Forgot about the Redesigns of Rothbart and I. Although it's also over 9 days not 7 but I have also designed and made 15 prizes this week too - Do I win a cookie? :grin:

^ Just realised that it's not 28, it's 30! Forgot about the Redesigns of Rothbart and I. Although it's also over 9 days not 7 but I have also designed and made 15 prizes this week too - Do I win a cookie? :grin:

Sure, here you go:

http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=4268&dateline=1225556737&type=thumb

^ Just realised that it's not 28, it's 30! Forgot about the Redesigns of Rothbart and I. Although it's also over 9 days not 7 but I have also designed and made 15 prizes this week too - Do I win a cookie? :grin:

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z261/Exane22/cookie.gif

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z261/Exane22/cookie.gif

Oh, that's wonderful, go and make me look cheap ¬¬

Oh, that's wonderful, go and make me look cheap ¬¬

Paint FTW! :lol:

Actually, you're both cheap. For you, MM:
http://summereadingame.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg

Actually, you're both cheap. For you, MM:
http://summereadingame.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg

Yeah well, you're about to take a frisbee to the crotch ¬¬

*CHUCK*

I shall join in the cookie wars. I present you the Super Mario Cookie.

http://www.thetanooki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/070427mariocookie.jpg

thanks for the smiley MM it rocks so i'll give you a cookie too
and to add to the awesome there dog cookies :thumbsup:
http://tastegoblet.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/doggie-cookies.jpg

Maybe we should change this thread to "About Cookie"

thanks for the smiley MM it rocks so i'll give you a cookie too
and to add to the awesome there dog cookies :thumbsup:
http://tastegoblet.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/doggie-cookies.jpg

You, sir, took brown-nosing to the next level
-.-

You, sir, took brown-nosing to the next level
-.-

no sir i took gratitude and combined it with being an english gentleman and there for got to my high state of kindness so :tongue:na-na-nana-naaaaa

You're absolutely right, I completely didn't realize that I had upstaged you guys so much in this little cookie war as to make you all want to wipe me out. I'm sincerely sorry, and it will never happen again, I promise.
No problem :thumbsup:

As much as I have enjoyed the cookies, to get this thread back on topic...

New Smiley designs for forum members: Big But 5, games301, XWhit3rXFeath3rX and Osamagamer - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:


Still have Smilies for: Awoll SGF, Xboxking, WhowannaB, HollowCow, TomCoopz, MrEibmoz, Paulmess7, Artemas, Officer Mudkip and Blinkincard41

That's the last Smilies on the list and the last Smilies of Super Summer Sarcastic Smiley Week. Any further Smilie applications will go on the waiting list for the next Sarcastic Scene. :thumbsup:

As much as I have enjoyed the cookies, to get this thread back on topic...

New Smiley designs for forum members: Big But 5, games301, XWhit3rXFeath3rX and Osamagamer - email me >> mightymuttsg@gmail.com << and I'll send you your Sarcastic Smiley :grin:


Still have Smilies for: Awoll SGF, Xboxking, WhowannaB, HollowCow, TomCoopz, MrEibmoz, Paulmess7, Artemas, Officer Mudkip and Blinkincard41

That's the last Smilies on the list and the last Smilies of Super Summer Sarcastic Smiley Week. Any further Smilie applications will go on the waiting list for the next Sarcastic Scene. :thumbsup:

I have sent you an email. I cant wait to see what it looks like.:grin::thumbsup::w00t::lol:

EDIT: Thank you sir MM I LOVE IT !!!!!!!! :w00t: