sigh...
Okay so school starts tomorrow. I've still got 400 pages to read for AP English, and 2 essays to write. My mom wakes me up this morning and says, "hey, I've got something to show you". Slightly annoyed at being woken up early, I dragged myself out of bed and followed her downstairs. I look outside our front window, and lo and behold, it snowed! This was incredible. It's Summertime, and I live in Alabama. It never snows! Not even in the wintertime! But after a few seconds, a rage starts to build in my heart. "Oh no. Oh heck no," I say, under my breath. Because with further study of my front lawn, I realize that it didn't snow. I got rolled.
So now i have to clean up all this mess (they got me good), AND read 400 pages, AND write 2 essays. School starts tomorrow. Crap!

you wont read 400 pages- just get a summary then do the essays - 3 hours work tops

you wont read 400 pages- just get a summary then do the essays - 3 hours work tops

I'm going to do as much damage to it as I can, and then around 5 PM or so i'll start doing sparknotes. but honestly, It's a pretty crappy start of the day.

Maybe you shoulda just did it earlier :lol:

This is not what you want to hear mwhaha

Maybe you shoulda just did it earlier :lol:

This is not what you want to hear mwhaha

Oh i know. I'm more pissed at me getting rolled than anything else. I had school under control. They got me good. It's going to take hours to clean.

TPed? Only had the problem once, consider investing in law enforcement grade paint pepperballs...


As for school work that just sucks. I got nothing for ya.

TPed? Only had the problem once, consider investing in law enforcement grade paint pepperballs...


As for school work that just sucks. I got nothing for ya.

Oh, when I find out who it is, my revenge will be swift and thorough. I have friends who would jump at the opportunity of a prank war. And I aim to give them one (these friends are all in the clear, so I know I can trust them.)

Unlucky :( Just get through your homework as quick as possible :thumbsup:

I still have 20 odd days of the holiday left :lol:

Oh, when I find out who it is, my revenge will be swift and thorough. I have friends who would jump at the opportunity of a prank war. And I aim to give them one (these friends are all in the clear, so I know I can trust them.)

How I hate living in the countryside...

The only thing thrown on our lawn is shit from the tractors passing by and shit wars aren't that fun, believe me.

Just wonderin, wha does "got rolled" mean? Kinda confusing cos I ain't from those parts.

The only thing thrown on our lawn is shit from the tractors passing by and shit wars aren't that fun, believe me.

I beg to differ on that:angry:

@sink

I'm guessing their property was hit with rolls of toilet paper.

I would skip over the prank war and beat the snot out of who did that.

That happened to me in high school and it was not by friends. I confronted them and of course they denied it. I should have punched them anyways.

I would skip over the prank war and beat the snot out of who did that.

Agreed.

And I wondered the same as Sink, but the toilet paper thing sounds right in my head.

And why didn't you do them earlier in the hols :undecided:

TP, Rolled, etc means to have toilet paper thrown all in my property. Pics will come soon. Imagine your yard covered in snow. Now imagine that all that is toilet paper.

I've done a fairly thorough investigation already, and have yet to find who it was. Many of my friends started school today, and this was done between the hours of 3 and 5:30 in the morning, so it's very unlikely that it was one of them. I don't have any enemies.

What i've got to go with is that the TP was the expensive kind (according to my mom), and there was ALOT of it. So whoever did it was wealthy.

I just got a phone call, actually. Word is that a friend of mine (who is at school now, ironically) claims to have done it, but my insider is going to try and get more information. The suspect lives in a wealthy part of town, and is the type who could do something like this. Why she'd do it to me, I'm not sure. My insider is now saying that the girl didn't do it, so I'm not completely sold.

This is fun.

Have fun with all the work. Sounds like you've ended the holiday on a real high note :tongue:. Just kidding lol.

It was Alfred in the swimming pool with the knife.

Aw crap! Not Alfred! Although I was thinking it was Colonel Mustard with the rope in the kitchen.

OOH!

Who is Black Beard? Did I win the $2,000?

bad luck DaCooksta, but at least your using your time to write essays, read and solve mysteries productively.:cool2:

Aw crap! Not Alfred! Although I was thinking it was Colonel Mustard with the rope in the kitchen.

really? i thought it was the c**t in the garden with the toilet roll

Turns out, it's one of my little brother's friends. Or at least, one of my little brother's friends knows who did it. We threatened to vandalize their house if he failed to tell us who did it, and he said that if he (Brian, my little brother) tried, he would kick his, um, moneymaker (this kid is a year older than my little brother, but a little runt and doesn't intimidate my brother). So, being a man of my word, we (my friends) plan on getting this kid if we don't find out who the real culprit is. Besides, the kid will probably lie to us to avoid getting rolled himself (but my friends and I are much more creative than that), so we'll end up getting him anyway.
I also sent a message to the kid's older brother on Facebook, asking him if he knew anything. He's a grade younger than I am, so he may 'fess up.

This is getting to be really, really fun.

Be careful it doesn't backfire one you. I don't know the mentality of your area, but make sure you don't walk in to a trap.

Be careful it doesn't backfire one you. I don't know the mentality of your area, but make sure you don't walk in to a trap.

I'm being careful. We know what we're doing, we've done stuff like this before. Besides, we're only planning on retaliating out of fun, nothing's going to get out of hand. Also, none of the stuff we'll do will be harmful to anything or anyone.

I'm being careful. We know what we're doing, we've done stuff like this before. Besides, we're only planning on retaliating out of fun, nothing's going to get out of hand. Also, none of the stuff we'll do will be harmful to anything or anyone.

god you sound like such a pussy... .ur acting all hard "we gonna get him" if youre gonan retaliate ****ing beat the s**t out of him. If he hypes, beat him more. If you dont wanna get violent then dont TP his house or spray him with a hose or w.e cos thats just GAY

god you sound like such a pussy... .ur acting all hard "we gonna get him" if youre gonan retaliate ****ing beat the s**t out of him. If he hypes, beat him more. If you dont wanna get violent then dont TP his house or spray him with a hose or w.e cos thats just GAY

Dude, chill. It's all just for fun. I don't want to go beating up little kids. I never said anything about beating anyone up. We don't plan on TP-ing his house. Like someone said earlier, we have to be careful. I've got a feeling that my neighborhood and miniculture is alot different than yours. Around my parts, we do this kinda stuff for fun to each other, seeing who can top each other with a prank. We don't beat up people or do anything that's going to hurt anybody. It's for FUN. We're not looking for trouble, we're just looking for a good time. All they did was roll my house, and it annoyed me because I had schoolwork to do today. So naturally, my friends and I plan on getting them back. But we're not going to hurt anybody. That's just immature and doesn't benefit anyone or anything.

Dude, chill. It's all just for fun. I don't want to go beating up little kids. I never said anything about beating anyone up. We don't plan on TP-ing his house. Like someone said earlier, we have to be careful. I've got a feeling that my neighborhood and miniculture is alot different than yours. Around my parts, we do this kinda stuff for fun to each other, seeing who can top each other with a prank. We don't beat up people or do anything that's going to hurt anybody. It's for FUN. We're not looking for trouble, we're just looking for a good time. All they did was roll my house, and it annoyed me because I had schoolwork to do today. So naturally, my friends and I plan on getting them back. But we're not going to hurt anybody. That's just immature and doesn't benefit anyone or anything.

PAH talk about different cultures. A guy could get stabbed for ****ing with someones house in my neighbourhood

PAH talk about different cultures. A guy could get stabbed for ****ing with someones house in my neighbourhood

haha. If that's true, and I don't doubt it, then I agree. Our cultures are almost polar opposite in how we treat things like this.

haha. If that's true, and I don't doubt it, then I agree. Our cultures are almost polar opposite in how we treat things like this.

it just makes everything that little bit more exciting ;)

And obv i dont mean like stabbed to death. Just like a stab in the leg to let him know you mean business :P lol

Just realised this thread title is gonna really mislead SmellyPirate

Also, based on rough estimations from Samuel L. Jackson movies, I'm assuming alleged knowledge of who "TP"ed your house allows you to shoot to kill, right?

Just realised this thread title is gonna really mislead SmellyPirate

Also, based on rough estimations from Samuel L. Jackson movies, I'm assuming alleged knowledge of who "TP"ed your house allows you to shoot to kill, right?

well your from ireland so youd just thank him after a late night curry :P loooool

Yes, sometime between bare knuckle boxing leprechauns and downing the good 'ole black shtuff I would probably do just that

Yes, sometime between bare knuckle boxing leprechauns and downing the good 'ole black shtuff I would probably do just that

and then finish off with a bit of this:

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Some guy threw buckets of mud over my parents car so me and a few friends went to his house while it was dark, put a banana all the way up their car exhaust, egged the car. Egged the house. Then I took a dump in a carrier bag and put it through his letter box. Then we wrote on the door "I DON'T LIKE MUD :/" in Sharpie. The writing is still there.

The bastard never looks me in the eye anymore.

Some guy threw buckets of mud over my parents car so me and a few friends went to his house while it was dark, put a banana all the way up their car exhaust, egged the car. Egged the house. Then I took a dump in a carrier bag and put it through his letter box. Then we wrote on the door "I DON'T LIKE MUD :/" in Sharpie. The writing is still there.

The bastard never looks me in the eye anymore.

Holy crap. owned. Dude should have known not to mess with parent's cars. I know my parents would blow that out of proportion. Maybe that's why my car's parked outside and not one of theirs...

So, just so y'all know, I finished with time to spare. I wrote 2 essays and cleaned up my yard, with enough time to procrastinate and ponder Epistemology ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology ) in between working. Now I'm going to bed. G'nite internets. I'll let y'all know if we find out who pranked us, but I'm mostly leaving my little brother to find out. His friends, his responsibility to find out who.

1. get knife
2. go to every kids house in the neighborhood
3.force them to tell you at knifepoint

they arent gonna lie to that, are they?

good brummie logic there :P

@DaCooksta, did you find out who pranked you?

good brummie logic there :P

Brummie logic? Isn't Euan from Blackburn?

Oh yeah and Cookie, post some pictures man, never seen this kinda thing

I hope he fell down a well.

Little Timmy O'Toole all over again :P

well if were talking about school work, someone please read "great expectations" please, thankyou!!!

lol

before you say yes I am looking at the summary!

well if were talking about school work, someone please read "great expectations" please, thankyou!!!

lol

before you say yes I am looking at the summary!

ermm...congrats on your success

lol thinking about it, my post has got to be one of the worlds most pointless to date :P ill shut up then :)

lol thinking about it, my post has got to be one of the worlds most pointless to date :P ill shut up then :)

Congratulations, you have made my day, please sir, help yourself to a cookie, it maybe a bit hard to reach on the top shelf but im sure if you piled the words in that pointless post together and stood on them im sure you could make it

lol thinking about it, my post has got to be one of the worlds most pointless to date :P ill shut up then :)

Welcome to SG man.

You'll love it here :heart:

cheers for the welcome, but i told myself to shutup :) don't make me reply :D

So, just so y'all know, I finished with time to spare. I wrote 2 essays and cleaned up my yard, with enough time to procrastinate and ponder Epistemology ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epistemology ) in between working. Now I'm going to bed. G'nite internets. I'll let y'all know if we find out who pranked us, but I'm mostly leaving my little brother to find out. His friends, his responsibility to find out who.

Just curious, why do/did you have schoolwork...before school started?

Just curious, why do/did you have schoolwork...before school started?

Just guessing but some schools give work over summer to be done... That'd prob be it.

Just curious, why do/did you have schoolwork...before school started?

I never did find out who did it. No one I know, though.

And I get assignments to do over the summer. I had AP Computer Science stuff to do and AP English reading to have finished for a test on the first day back.

How I hate living in the countryside...

The only thing thrown on our lawn is shit from the tractors passing by and shit wars aren't that fun, believe me.

I feel ya, man.

Although, one time a senile old man came by and threw a rotten cut of beef into our yard... One of our dogs got into it and she almost died... True story, sadly.

ANYWAYS, living in the middle of nowhere sucks. lol

LOL, dude that sucks