Takicfan
12-09-2007, 02:53 PM
Fake News
Here is Sg's latest interview with Phil Harrison:
SG: Uh, Hi I guess.
Phil: Ya??
SG: Well, we were just wondering what's next for the Ps3.
Phil:Aha?
SG: Would you please...
Phil: Well, we was planning to be step aheat, so, (looks around for microsoft spies) we were (starts whispering) goin to...
SG: For the love of *sigh* just tell me.
Phil: We step ahead, we plan Vcr in blu-rai, ya?
SG: Brilliant, but I asked about the Ps3.
Phil: Ya, it is. I heard Maikruzoft was going to copy this idia butt wit there so calt "Hai-Definition." An, about Ps3, da Vcr be Ps3 accesory!
SG: Are you planning some type of counter for Microsoft's Vcr?
Phil: Ya, we will make blu-rai Vcr have a paws function.
SG: Do you mean "Pause?"
Phil: Ya, i sait paws.
SG: Okay whatever. But are you aware that Microsoft's Vcr will have online functions?
Phil: Paws be better dan Ouline Futions!
SG: Microsoft's Vcr has "Stop." and in a Vcr that's pretty much the same as Paws, uh Pause.
Phil: I laik chocolate garlic nacho cheese spaghetti flavored BBQ sauce.
SG: I've never met someone so stupid in my life.
Phil: R u taking bout me?
SG: Obviously.
Phil: O yeah?
SG: (Enters car and leaves.)
Phil: U can't eskape da Blu-Ray!! I wil beet Mikrozuft, regadless of Owline Fanctions!!
So that concludes the interview.
Here is Sg's latest interview with Phil Harrison:
SG: Uh, Hi I guess.
Phil: Ya??
SG: Well, we were just wondering what's next for the Ps3.
Phil:Aha?
SG: Would you please...
Phil: Well, we was planning to be step aheat, so, (looks around for microsoft spies) we were (starts whispering) goin to...
SG: For the love of *sigh* just tell me.
Phil: We step ahead, we plan Vcr in blu-rai, ya?
SG: Brilliant, but I asked about the Ps3.
Phil: Ya, it is. I heard Maikruzoft was going to copy this idia butt wit there so calt "Hai-Definition." An, about Ps3, da Vcr be Ps3 accesory!
SG: Are you planning some type of counter for Microsoft's Vcr?
Phil: Ya, we will make blu-rai Vcr have a paws function.
SG: Do you mean "Pause?"
Phil: Ya, i sait paws.
SG: Okay whatever. But are you aware that Microsoft's Vcr will have online functions?
Phil: Paws be better dan Ouline Futions!
SG: Microsoft's Vcr has "Stop." and in a Vcr that's pretty much the same as Paws, uh Pause.
Phil: I laik chocolate garlic nacho cheese spaghetti flavored BBQ sauce.
SG: I've never met someone so stupid in my life.
Phil: R u taking bout me?
SG: Obviously.
Phil: O yeah?
SG: (Enters car and leaves.)
Phil: U can't eskape da Blu-Ray!! I wil beet Mikrozuft, regadless of Owline Fanctions!!
So that concludes the interview.