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Now I know what it feels like to be a games journalist. Got some additional Eliminate assets to stuff down your gullet, and I need to concoct some meaningful text to accompany them. Since this is my first stab at such a task, I better take it nice and slow. One foot in front of the other. Don’t want to muck up, or Doc will surely slam my fingers in a car door.

So, how should I introduce these photos? Well … there is some armor. No Swedish chefs though. Damn, this is rough. How the hell do other bloggers manage to pulls this off, some multiple times in a single day?

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A penny saved is a penny earned. Ugh. Screw it. There are some pictures below, molest them with your eyes.

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