Please reserve your number in this thread:

CLAIMED NUMBERS:
2 - heyfling
3 – egg651
6 - Altis1
8 - Djdsf
9 – Dez
13 - Paradigm13
17 - Deltarider209
21 - Snclr
25 - MasterJohnboy
27 - Quinntan
33 - Kumikaze
34 - Teh Flying Tea
44 – Kromax44
48 - HiredGun2495
42 - strika234
50 - CaptainAverage
55 - Crel
69 - Lokela2
74 - GamerGeeksTodd
86 - Shane86
88 - UndeadDoG
120 – Hungry Luma
911 - FIR3TRUCK
1000 - notthevictim

Number: 88

Team Name: EIGHTYEIGHT Motorsports

Bio: After a vicious drug overdose, eccentric billionaire and car enthusiast Danny “the Dog” Thompson revealed in his video-will that his wishes were to have his body placed into his Murcielago and driven at top speed into a massive bonfire. In a dark turn of events, his car narrowly missed the bonfire and ran 3 full laps around his private track before coming to a stop in pit row. His friends found his carcass clutching the steering wheel, growling through a maniacal grin. When they tried to pull him out of the vehicle, he attacked and tried to bite several people. Thinking quickly, they shoved him back into the car, where he returned to a driving position, seemingly in a trance. They deduced that as long as he was at the wheel, the undead Dog was mostly harmless.

Being equally eccentric coke heads themselves, Undead Dog’s friends began to race him for their own entertainment. He would usually finish the race, but swerve erratically and crash often. The events became quite a spectacle in his socialite circle. Now, several months later, they are entering him into the world of professional racing. No official ruling has been reached on whether or not this should be allowed. So, until the league reaches an official decision, it’s drivers will be sharing the track with a decomposing road hazard bearing the number 88.

I want the number 8.

Rest of the info coming soon...

Number:
13

Team Name:
Lucky 13 Dusters

Bio:
Being raised entirely by your prohibition-era bootlegging grandparents sort of sets you up to be a NASCAR fan, but young Paradigm had a broader focus in terms of competition. At first he tried to shy away from his true calling by getting involved in other fringe sports. These attempts included Competitive Lumberjacking, Curling, Jai Alai, and a brief but disastrous stint in Competitive Eating. While he was considered for a Jai Alai sponsorship to the University of Dubai, his heart just wasn't in it. It was only when he tried another fringe sport, Rally Racing, that the lightbulb finally came on.

It was a rainy morning in September in 2006, and Paradigm was vacationing in Australia. He heard about a race going on nearby, and wanting to see what Rally Racing was all about. He wandered over and found a man hunched over in his driving suit alone. Asking the man what was wrong, Paradigm found out the man's name was Mikko Hirvonen, and he was a major contender for the World Rally Championships but was too sick to compete in the day's events. Bowing out would give him 0 points and essentially eliminate him from the Championship Series. He asked Paradigm if he knew how to drive a stick.

Paradigm went on to a dominating victory that day, but the world would never know as the driving suit and helmet protected his identity even in the winner's circle. The credit went to Mikko Hirvonen, but the thrill of victory was too much for Paradigm to ignore. He knew he would be a racer for the rest of his life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rally_Australia

But Paradigm has bootlegging in his blood, and while he knows his way around a Rally Car, he is more interested in the classic and new muscle cars. He will also find himself in European and Asian cars as the situation dictates. He is known for the fortune of a fool's luck that seems to follow him (for which his team is named) and for the unique set up he demands for each of his cars. They must all be weighted down by Curling Stones, use replica Jai Alai Balls as ball bearings, and have a roll cage made out of red oak, harkening back to his Lumberjacking background.

Paradigm doesn't commemorate his history with Competitive Eating in any tangible way, but he does suffer flashbacks at random and usually unfortunate times during races of the horror of his final event. I won't elaborate, but trust me, it was messy.

For nostalgia's sake, Paradigm made a second appearance at the Rally Australia in 2009 and won it again, in the name of Mikko Hirvonen. Suspicions have arisen due to Hirvonen's unique dominance at this race in particular, but no tampering charges have been brought up against Hirvonen or Paradigm, yet.

Racing No. 6

Racing Team: Nexus Motorsports

Prefered Cars: Audi R8, Saleen S7, Lamborghini Gallardo

Born and raised on the streets of New York, Altis knows a thing or two about asshole drivers and how to avoid them, but has been known to exchange paint in order to get the job done. He has had a successful career as a stunt car driver for such movies as The Transporter and that BMW commercial with Madonna before trading it all in for a proper racing helmet. His racing style can be clean to downright dirty. Just make sure you don't see him in your rear view mirror or get on his bad side. His skills have earned him sponsorships from Haterade, Blood Oxy Clean, Fallout Laxitives and Fatchick Repelents.

Number: 21

Team Name: Backdrift Racing

Bio: As he grew up working, modifying and racing cars against friends, becoming well known in his local community, 'snclr' decided to turn his hobby into a professional career. Moving away from the place that brought him up on racing, he started out in Glasgow, Scotland trying to make a name for himself, however it didn't all go to plan as he slowly lost the money he saved, spending it on clubs, drugs and women. Snclr was losing everything around him and months down the line became homeless, living on the streets of Glasgow.

It was there, on the streets that the passion became a reality again. Racing trolly carts with the bums for money, spending a little so he could get by but putting most aside. After a year had past of these races, he managed to save enough for a Reliant Robin - though it was nothing special it got him back into gear (sorry guys). Snclr began tuning, modding his Reliant Robin until he was confident enough to take it to the streets and this is where it all started. He raced for the cars, working his way up once again and this where you find him now. Clean shaven, smelling good and racing cars once again, not as a hobby but as a profession. Backdrift Racing was born and he's ready to take on the SGRL.

Number: 33

Team Name: Wisconsin Wheelsports (my new name...I think that will be the last time I change it :undecided:)

Bio:
Growing up in the backwoods of Wisconsin help shaped KumiKaze's racing career. It first became apparent when he discovered this urge, this need for speed, after winning his first tractor pull event at the county fair. He entered and won many local tractor pulls and rider races. KumiKaze's parents decided this career may be the best choice for their son. They decided to help him out and bought him his first race car, where he proceeded to quickly clime the dirt track circuit in Wisconsin. He quickly became widely recognized throughout the US, but his reputation wasn't all good.

Although known as a precision driver, there is a dark side to his driving as well. KumiKaze has seen victory in almost half of the races he entered, but about 25 percent of the time he has failed to even finish a race, where he ended up in the hospital more than once, and almost dying twice. After the last time he left racing and has been out for some 10 years now, but the road is calling KumiKaze, this time on an international level, where the stakes will be higher, the cars will be faster, and the danger will be greater.

The unabridged version:
Growing up in the backwoods of Wisconsin help shaped KumiKaze's racing career. Racing started becoming a clear career path for KumiKaze at an early age. He first discovered this urge, this need for speed, when he got his first chance to take the wheel of his father's riding lawnmower. Of course riders don't go very fast, but when you are at the age of 7 with the wind in your hair, it is enough to get any kid excited.

His family disapproved of his choice at first, but after entering and winning many local tractor pulls and rider races, his parents decided this may be the best choice for their son. KumiKaze's parents decided to help him out and bought him his first race car, where he proceeded to quickly clime the dirt track circuit in Wisconsin. He quickly became widely recognized throughout the US, but his reputation wasn't all good.

Although known as a precision driver, there is a dark side to his driving as well. KumiKaze has seen victory in almost half of the races he entered, but about 25 percent of the time he has failed to even finish a race, a couple of times even having to be taken to the hospital while almost dying, giving him the nickname "Kamikaze", of course based of his name and in direct relation to the Japanese Bombers.

The last time this happened KumiKaze's mother asked him to walk away from his career for the fear that he may kick the bucket before she does. KumiKaze though distraught with his mother's request understood and walked away from his illustrious career.

KumiKaze decided to head to college and get a real education, which he did, and now works as a computer programmer for a boat engine manufacturer based in Wisconsin, but the road is calling KumiKaze and it looks like he will break his promise to his mother and come back for another tour, but this time on a international level, where the stakes will be higher, the cars will be faster, and the danger will be greater.

The Number 5 would be awesome.

I'll gladly take #69. Giggity.

Team Name: On Top Racing

Team Owner: Billy Bob of Billy Bob's Megaplexxx

The origins of the one called “Lokela” are surrounded in myth and legend. Some say he was born in the depths of the ocean, a lost son of the mighty Poseidon himself. Believers of this story say Lokela just walked out of the ocean, wearing nothing buy his "birthday suit". Billy Bob (the owner of On Top Racing) claims that Lokela just appeared one stormy night in central Texas. Billy Bob, retells his story: “The winds were howling, the rain was pouring down. Then there were flashes of lightning and loud claps of thunder all at once! Through the rain I saw a beast walking towards a Dodge Viper, parked under a street light. As the beast got closer to the light, I realized it wasn't a beast at all...but a man! It ripped the door off the Viper, got in, spun the tires like race car drivers do, then speed off into the stormy night. That's when I knew I had found my new driver for On Top Racing!” There is not any evidence to support either of the stories.

Lokela's driving style is best described as “reckless and unpredictable”. He has a history of taking unnecessary risks, causing, himself and others, to wreck their cars...and in some cases, lose their lives. It is clear that Lokela is motivated to win races, but what those motivations are, no one knows. When not racing, Lokela can be found at his only known place of residence, a small tent on Surf Side Beach in Surf Side, Texas (where it is claimed he walked out of the ocean).

I'll gladly take #69. Giggity. Team name and bio coming soon...

I was waiting for someone to pick that number. I'm shocked that it took this long.

Team Name Show No Mercy Motorsports

Driver Fir3truck911

Car Number 911

Bio At age 10, Fir3truck suffered great loss with the death of his father, captain of his hometown fire department. He dedicated his life to honoring his father's sacrifice by following in his foot steps. His career came to an abrupt halt when, on a call, he fell through a floor and was badly burned. His injuries were extensive, and he would never fight fires again.

Passing the time in rehabilitation, Fir3truck, found himself sucked into televised racing of all sorts, from NASCAR to F1, MotoGP to MotoX, NHRA to Semi truck racing. It "ignited" a new passion inside of him and fueled his recovery. He founded Show No Mercy Motorsports as a reminder that life "shows no mercy". He now races under the name Fir3truck, an homage to his Father's fire truck #3, and proudly honors the sacrifices of all emergency workers bearing the number 911 on his car.

This is just for Forza isn't it?

This is just for Forza isn't it?

Yes, because of the paint feature.

Sorry about the Inconvencence i cant participate

Driver #50

Team name:
Pist-On Motorsport

Driver Bio:
It was a cold and stormy night one dark October night in the doldrums of London town. It was the best of times and, strangely enough, the worst of times. The aroma of overused clichés hung heavily in the air. On that very night, a racing legend was born – and, by pure coincidence, so was Captain Average.

Captain Average harks back to the days of when racing legends were true gentlemen – shunning a fireproof suit for his preferred attire of a top hat, tails and a monocle ensures that he exudes a certain sartorial elegance despite being highly inflammable in the event of a crash.

The good Captain is the very embodiment of averageness – by every conceivable metric known to man, he happily sits smack-bang in the middle of the bell curve of life. Although great power comes with great responsibility, being average means that no-one gives a crap.

So freed from any expectations of grandeur, he never disappoints on the racetrack. Mind you, he never exceeds expectations either. Despite this, the unfortunately hyphenated ‘Pist-On Motorsport’ snapped him up where he has saved them from the emotional trauma of countless seasons of racing highs and lows by virtue of his averageness.

I will take #25

Team: Thunderbirds!

Bio: Back before the internet, lived a mysterious ninja. One day this uber ninja who was leet and had mega WoW Skillz went out and was confronted with a scary nazi bear who had a laser on his head! The bear said "John out me way i want to go to the town and beat up some Orphans because am evil and a nazi and stuff!", John spit "no evil bear i will combat you in mortal combat!". They battled for literally seconds until finally John kicked the bear in the face and he exploded for some reason. John lay their crippled and without a body! He was sure to die but it was all good because The rock a famous WWF wrestler was also in the woods hunting wild Haggis! He took the wounded John and nursed him back to health within the compound of the WWF fighting arena! But it was for nothing as John was to badly injured. He was admitted to a hospital that turned out to be a car factory instead of a hospital! As a result he was turned into a car and then vowed to defeat all who oppose him in any form of race competition!

Forza 2 or 3? If it's Forza 3 then I can't take part, but I assume it is :sad:

I want #2

Team: Second 2 None(although I will probably always come in last)

Bio: A bum out of school, heyfling is looking for his one and only chance to make it big. All his life he has lived with his parents, that is until he got the opportunity to drive for Second 2 None, a brand new team in the racing circuit. He doesn't care whether he wins or loses, as long as he takes out his competition.

Forza 2 or 3? If it's Forza 3 then I can't take part, but I assume it is :sad:

Are you not getting the game now? I think if you can find 5 other people who need to make a late start, you'd be fine.

I'll take #17 if possible
Team=Bay Area Motorsports
and the rest to follow...thnx:thumbsup:

I want #48..... More to follow

Team Blindside Racing

#42 dont ask me why just random number came to mind (p.s ill probobly come in late in the season)

#42 dont ask me why just random number came to mind (p.s ill probobly come in late in the season)

I'm gonna come over there and unload a tidal wave of nerd rage on you! You shouldn't take 42 unless its a proper Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference! :angry:

i didnt even think about that but also refuse to reference it for the fact my brother watched the film what seems like 42 times but if you want i'll change it to 34 because its a damn good rule

Team: Earl Grey Motorsports

Bio: A failed wrestler and MMA fighter, Teh Flying Tea was never destined for the track. But during a 3 day bender he climbed into his Ford GT500 and decided in his drunken stuper he would crash quite litterally a local touring car race. Even though his meager ford was no where near as fast as the touring cars dodging and swerving him on the the track Tea would hold 1st position for 5 laps before crashing off in a ball of fire taking 3 cars with him,
After seeing the stirling performance made but the law breaking drunkard Earl grey motorsports offered him a contract and begrudging the unconventional 6,6 former heavyweight accepted knowing he had no other career prospects, since signing with earl grey Tea has sobered up and won the touring car championship twice

I would like number 42

or 234

or 18

whichever one is available.

more to follow once I know my number.

Number: 86

Team: Whiskey Wheels

Bio: A former national champion, Shane86 has returned to professional racing. He learned his trade in the underground street racing scene in Dublin, where he became infamous for his reckless driving style and complete disregard for the safety of himself and the other drivers. Although his tactics were frowned upon, he dominated his national league, winning back to back championships. However after his promotion to professional driving, he soon succumbed to the fame and fortune that came with it. Frequently showing up late on race day and sometimes not at all, he was suspended from Whiskey Wheels after failing a dope test and sent to drug rehabilitation for 12 months. Now free of the demons that almost destroyed him, he is back and ready to prove his critics wrong.

Thanks everyone for jumping in! Can I get everyone to work hard on making their bios as funny as they can? The plan is to have these featured on podcasts, so lets try and make them as entertaining as possible. I am more than happy to help edit them as well. Just ask.

Thanks everyone for jumping in! Can I get everyone to work hard on making their bios as funny as they can? The plan is to have these featured on podcasts, so lets try and make them as entertaining as possible. I am more than happy to help edit them as well. Just ask.

You can edit my bio if you want. Also, when are you going to update the list of drivers?(You haven't put my name and number on the list yet.)

The Number 5 would be awesome.

How about "Mock 5" racing? Spoofing Speed Racer? We could take the basic plot of the Speed Racer story and change it for laughs.

Number: 27

Team name: Texan-Irish Track Systems

Bio: Conor "Quinntan" Quinn is a recent convert to track racing, after starring in the local rallying scene in his 1976 Ford Escort Mk. II. His greatest achievement is winning the Donegal Rally outright, quite a feat when you consider that second place was taken by Alister McRae in an Evo VII. His conversion to track racing has been forced upon him, however, as his car was destroyed in a bizarre accident involving stray llamas, a Hello Kitty doll and an old Lisbon Treaty election poster.

After the accident, in which his little finger was severed from his hand by the sharp edges of the poster, Conor spent three weeks in hospital and another four months learning how to use his reattached finger. He won his current racing car, a Fiat 131 Abarth, at a raffle organised to pay for his hospital bills. He organised the raffle himself, which allowed his opponents to claim that he had scammed the raffle entrants in a somewhat "Father Ted" way.

Quinntan's racing style is heavily influenced by his days rallying rear-wheel-drive Fords down tight bog roads. As can be expected for a Mk. II driver, he powerslides around tighter corners but can also be neat and tidy if he needs to be. Beware of him trying to passing you, however, as rallying isn't traditionally a discipline that involves a lot of overtaking, and any overtaking move by him or on him could end up putting both people into the Armco.

To add to the potential for calamity, he will be driving a car that is completely new to him, and it will be T-TIS' first experience of racing on asphalt, having been a team that focused on gravel rallying for the entirety of its existence. But, as they say, you should try everything once except incest and folk dancing.

Number: 55.

Team Name: Splt'bier Performance

Bio:
Growing up on the open plains of Saskatchewan gave Crel plenty of opportunity to discover his addiction to velocity. He has many fond memories of sitting on his daddy's lap while he drove, and he credits his entry into the racing world to one of those memories.

Crel's fifth birthday was spent with his dad at the town bar, which was pretty much the same as every other day, but since today was a special occasion his dad had a couple extra to celebrate, and a couple more for the ride home. So sitting on his daddy's lap on the drive home with his hands on the steering wheel the two of them were cruising down the grid road in the family's 1975AMC Matador. A few kilometers from home, his father took a nap, pressing the gas peddle to the floor. For the first time Crel was driving, and fast. As he could see home coming closer, the front tire hit a gopher mound and the car was sent flying into the ditch. Thanks in large part to the total absence of trees near his home, he was not seriously hurt, only knocked unconscious. He came to with a strange old man looking down on him with a large grey beard and wearing a large brimmed black hat. This man became the inspiration for the pathCrel's life took from that day forward.

Old man Splt'bier was an Amish community member who was ostracized after finding his passion for internal combustion. He was caught the day that he tested the grain alcohol powered engine that he built from an oldwood burning stove, some carriage parts, a plow, and a bunch of old horse shoes. The "6 horsepower" engine (on account of the 24 horse shoes that were used in it's construction) propelled his normally horse drawn carriage through two barns before hitting a dugout. While the damage was minimal, his reputation was destroyed and he was exiled. On that same day he saw the young boy who sped into the ditch and knew what his calling was to be.

With Crel's help, Old man Splt'bier designed and tested multiple versions of his "Motorised Carriage" always pushing the limits of whatever engine he could find. For 22 yearsCrel learned all that he could from the old man, and together they intended to set the land speed record for an Amish buggy. Days before the record attempt, the years of "sampling the fuel" finally caught up with the old man, and he passed away. ForCrel, he saw this as the end, never to drive again, and proceeded to enter into a booze imposed haze for the next 3 months. One night while he was stumbling back to the house, he heard the sound of a roaring engine. He turned around to see what looked like his father's Matador fly by him, then lost his balance and fell into the dugout. As he was sinking, he heard the voice of Old manSplt'bier telling him to get out of the dugout just as he had done on that same day 22 years ago, and follow his dream. Crel picked himself up, and decided that he would become a professional driver.

The next day Crel sold the family farm, and started up Splt'bier Performance.

edited in my bio and team its on the previos page i think you will find it funny and informative

Number: 3

Team Name: Ice Wing Racing

Bio: IceKatana X was born with a racing wheel in her hands...of course then she didn't know that it was only a toy. As she grew up she had developed a love for the thrill of driving at high speeds on the highway and has decided to join the sport of racing.

Although she is new to the racing world, IceKatana X is a naturally talented driver and will attempt to win the race.

Number: 120

Team Name: Galaxy Racing

Hungry Luma's racing career began in the lowest point of his life, a deep depression. He tried to fill his depression with food and began eating non-stop. He would fly down to various Comet Observatorys and ask various plump Italian plumbers for food otherwise known as starbits. They would feed him until he was so fat he could barley move, much less fit inside a racecar.
Lumas life changed when one day he decided to drag himself down to the only racetrack in space, Rainbow Road, to witness that days race. Luma was inspired by the fast paced chases, the amazing loops and turns, and how the drivers where like heroes after they won. Was this the way to fix his bloated self? He immediatley gained all the strength he could to shoot himself down to Earth to find out how he coould race. Not being one of the 12 usual chracters, he could not race on Rainbow Road with Mario Kart, but then saw there where many openings on Forza 3. Luma quickly established Galaxy Racing in hnour of where he came from and is set out to prove that even bloated stars can be champions.

rivalite da corsa Season 1
Points: #
Point Cache: 30
Win/Loss: #/#
Accolades:

I'd like to play!

#09 GT DezMW

Team Name EpicFail Racing

With the team slogan Aim low and avoid disappointment it comes as no suprise the EpicFail Racing boasts a roster of a single driver. That said DezMW has still managed to provide some upsets during his racing career. Who can forget that race round Le Mans curcuit coming home in 6th position despite missing 2 wheels, a windsheild and a driver seat? A disasterous few races early in his career certainly remain the talking point. But we certainly shouldn't forget that when there's no one else around, this driver can post some seriously average lap times round most tracks. One for the future perhaps, most likely not though

I want 44.

Team name: G Squared Racing

Bio: Bio: Fifteen years ago, the internet was a sea of useful, non-commercial websites utilizing the old school Courier font. Before there were online forums, there were online bulletin boards. Like-minded folks--most of them computer geeks--found each other on the boards, and the internet community was born. There was respect. There was civility. There was peace. The boards were useful places where people found a camaraderie that was henceforth unknown. The worldwide web was in balance, harmony. Things were good. It did not last.

By early 2000, things had changed. The internet was commercial. The internet had fancy graphics. Forums replaced the bulletin boards, and the community crumbled into a universe of hatred, where selflessness was replaced with hostility. There were people who fought against the powerful tide of internet evil, but year after year, it became increasingly more difficult to rise up against the new wave of internet douchebaggery. A March 2004 Penny Arcade comic strip eventually summed things up with the Greater Internet F**kwad Theory, namely that “Normal person + Anonymity + Audience = Total F**kwad.” Kromax was born.

The self described Internet Evangelist, Noah “Kromax” Kromaksian fought back. With the communities unwilling or unable to fight back effectively, Kromax began what continued for many years to be his personal battle for internet peace. The fight was a violent one, fought in the real world, with real life consequences of life and death. The world calls him the Internet Vigilante.

Since many of the crimes allegedly committed by Mr. Kromaksian remain unsolved, and since many of the incidents are so gruesome as to appeal only to those with the most prurient lust for violence, the details will not be provided here. [Certainly, if one wanted know, the information is out there on the internet—Ed.] Basically, Mr. Kromaksian joins various internet forums, in search of the people who express hatred and hostility. Mr. Kromaksian allegedly hunts these people down and brutally murders them.

It has been proffered that there are now multiple Kromaxes scanning the worldwide web for potential prey, and that Noah Kromaksian, while not condoning this mass vigilantism, has certainly not attempted to quell the copycats. Indeed, their continued acts of violence serve to muddle the waters of the FBI investigation against him. (Officially, the FBI have not closed their investigation into Mr. Kromaksian’s alleged crimes, but off the record, have indicated that they likely will never be solved.)

Currently, Mr. Kromaksian resides in many virtual communities, and enjoys reading and posting in such forums as Matlock World, The DeLorean Driver’s Forum, and The Sarcastic Gamer Forum, the latter of which he is scheduled to participate in an online racing league (the Sarcastic Gamer Racing League—SGRL in January 2010.

McChicken has dropped out, but with recent additions, we now have only 3 spots left!!

Someone register, I want to start this.

Someone register, I want to start this.

Even if they register we still won't start until January.

Well the sponsorships are coming up.

Number: 1000
Name: Losing Myself
Bio: Notthevictim was always the victim. He was always getting himself hurt, a broken arm here, leg here, etc. Then he got his first car, then he broke his first car. He was reckless. Very reckless. And he had a rep (for being reckless and breaking stuff). And he was only 14 years old!!! He was into the street racing scene. Never won, but he loved it. He caused more damage to the city then anyone he knew. He's also a gamer. He loves those 8-bit games. The Marios, Zeldas, and Metroids mostly. He bases his car designs on pretty colors and... ponies! He found out about the Sarcastic Gamer Racing League and thought it would be a good chance to show off his racing as well as painting skills.

Car #74
Team: Noble Order Racing
Bio: Whether is was blowing up the engine on his first car or getting rear ended by a pickup truck on the DC Beltway (and living to tell the tale,) that wasn't enough to keep GamerGeeksTodd out of the driver's seat. A passion for all racing leagues (NASCAR, IndyCar, Formula 1, GT, etc.) led to his desire to start his first year in the Sarcastic Gamer Racing League. A true veteran of the Gran Turismo, Forza Motorsport, and GT-R series, he is ready to take on all competitors.
That is, with the exception of his Jimmie Johnson loving girlfriend...

That's 24 Drivers! So officially the league is full. If you are interested in filling in if someone drops out, feel free to post here just the same.

That's 24 Drivers! So officially the league is full. If you are interested in filling in if someone drops out, feel free to post here just the same.

I'll fill in if someone drops out AND someone buys me a 360 and Forza 3! :lol:

I'll fill in if someone drops out AND someone buys me a 360 and Forza 3! :lol:

Somebody call the Waambulance. Someone's car just got hit by a Koopa shell.

Somebody call the Waambulance. Someone's car just got hit by a Koopa shell.

Did some call 911? Oh its just one of those Wii Whiners. They always call 911 when they get "Wii Elbow".

Somebody call the Waambulance. Someone's car just got hit by a Koopa shell.

:lol:

Well, if someone drops out I'll take a spot seeing I'll be picking up the game Friday.
I'll take number 7 as no one else has, and will fill out the rest of the info should someone drop out

Info
Number: 7
Driver: Chris Tudor VII
Team Name: Se7en Sins Racing
Bio: Always living in the shadow of his older brother, Dave "The Mullet" Tudor, Chris took a role on his brother's touring car team managing the team's sponsorships. Needless to say, thanks to his brother's drinking problem, sponsorships were few and far between and Chris spent a lot of his working day out on the local track in his custom built Vauxhall Astra VXR.
When David refused to show up on a qualifying race day, Chris took the wheel earning the team a spot in the Championship much to his brother's anger. David then expressed his anger by driving drink during the first heat. Unfortunately he gambled and lost, taking a bad corner and injuring a group of spectators. The fines and lawsuits that followed left the team bankrupt.
Chris saw this as a new horizon and spent a year touring Europe picking up driving jobs anywhere he could and challenging local racers for extra cash. His dividence paid off as he earned a contract driving for Audi and VolksWagon in their commercials, and he soon built a strong bond with the mechanics on the team.
After winning a number of top range cars, Chris returned to the UK and to a feud with his brother he had long forgotten. David challenged him to one drag race, the stakes being all or nothing. David's Subaru Impreza had seen better days, but still had a beastly amount of power. David didn't count on Chris' Audi R8 though and was beaten in a landslide. Chris gained all of David's assets and quickly formed a team with the help from his new friends, and Se7en Sins Racing was born.
The team are now looking forward to entering the prestigious Sarcastic Gamer Racing League.

is it too late to get in?

May well be, we've got the 24 drivers now, but if someone drops out in Division C, you'd be first in line to grab the place.

The league is full for this season, but register anyway. We may have dropouts and if interest in this is strong enough, there will be seasons 2 and 3. From my experience, Forza is a game that retains its loyal fan base until a sequel comes out.

Can I put myself down as a reserve too? My 360 should arrive with Forza 3 on Friday so I should be up and running by the time any actual competition is under way.

I would like to be a runner up, if someone drops out.

Number:11

Team Name: Steereo MotorSport

Bio: There was a man that was in love with racing, but due to time and work constraints, he could not do what he loved all the time. So, when this man had a son, he was completely exstatic because he can pass his interest on down. SO the father raised the son to like motersports, he took him to races, bought him toys, and let him watch racing on TV. But as the boy grew older, he started taking an interest in music. The father did not realize this, so for the boy's 16 birthday, his father bought him a full race car Peugeot. The boy did not take interest in this. The father was very disapointed. So the father kept an eye on the boy to see whats wrong. He eventually found out that the boy is in love with music! So one day he took the boys car down to a body shop and got them to put in the best stereo system money could buy. When the boy saw this he all of a sudden took an interest in racing, but racing with music playing that is. Now the father is happy and very impressed by the skill of his boy, now they plan to enter the SGRL and win for the sake of family respect.

Actually everyone can go a head and sign up here. I'm working on a rivalry system that anyone can take part in beyond the regular league racing.

What about our own individual driver threads?
Plus UDD, if you don't mind me suggesting it, how about an SGRL XBL silver account we can all add as a friend instead of everyone adding numerous people or having to message each other?

What about our own individual driver threads?
Plus UDD, if you don't mind me suggesting it, how about an SGRL XBL silver account we can all add as a friend instead of everyone adding numerous people or having to message each other?

We already have that. Check this out and start your thread. http://forums.sarcasticgamer.com/showthread.php?t=26646

A sliver account sounds like a good idea. I'll look into it.

Yeah, I did mean for non-league drivers but you answered that anyway. Cheers

Well the league is full but I feel like making a team bio anyway.

Number: 3

Team Name: Magic Motorsports <-(White but grey makes it readable)

Bio: Egg was brought up by a family of chickens after being abandoned by his mad scientist creators, and ever since he first stepped into a kiddie electric toy car it was clear.
As he grew older and hit the big 1-0, he took part in an endurance race at his local kart track and stormed to victory with his team, consistently setting some of the fastest lap times of the day despite being among the youngest taking part.
As he took his stand upon the top of the podium that day, he heard the music "It's a kind of magic" ring out above the cheers (and clucks) of the crowd. In that moment, egg realised that he must go on to become the most famous - nay, legendary driver the world has ever seen, and so, Magic Motorsports was formed.

EDIT: Sorry, I changed my mind. Umm... Yeah.

Number: 651

Team Name: Eggsplosion in Motion

Bio:
"Wow, just wow", "Absolutely amazing" and "Egg651 is the man to beat" are just a few of the comments of other racing drivers that I have just made up.

In reality, egg651 shows off his true ability to not stay on the track,and umm... Finish? Eventually, anyways.