View Full Version : ***WARNING! TNT - Thermo Nuclear Teapots***


MightyMutt
10-03-2009, 01:56 PM
Top scientists have been hard at work analysing this object found earlier today on the Target Range:

http://i38.tinypic.com/2vjexoj.jpg

Apparently it's known as a Thermo Nuclear Teapot (or TNT for short)
We aren't exactly sure what will happen if it goes off but the only way to move it on is to try a cup of tea - but what ever you do drink carefully!

Immediately after a TNT post - "Time To Try Tea [sips safely]"

• Must be exactly that message
- if anything else is posted you have a 50/50 chance of things going badly.
• After your post I will reply to let you know if you are 'Safe' or not.
• If you are 'Safe' then you can re-post the TNT elsewhere*
*Top targets for TNT would be an enemy CC or the Research Lab but any thread in the SG War section can be attacked by a TNT
- If a TNT is posted in a CC then only someone from that Faction can drink
- If a TNT is posted in the Research Lab then only a HoR of Research Ass. can drink
- If a TNT is posted anywhere other than a CC or Research Lab then anyone can drink
• A mystery random number of cups of Tea will be pre-assigned to each TNT
• When the last cup of Tea is drunk the TNT will become unstable (that's bad)

I will unlock the Target Range shortly. The first person to deal with it can chose where to move it on - by re-posting it elsewhere - but don't forget to wait until I tell you if you are safe or not.

We are not sure how many cups can fit in one TNT but for all we know the first cup could set this one off - be careful!

And be on the lookout for this devices turning up in other places in the future! :huh:

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:00 PM
so what happens when it goes off?

MightyMutt
10-03-2009, 02:07 PM
^Unknown at this time Soldier but we don't expect kittens and rainbows

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:08 PM
is it even safe to drink?

Purple Demon
10-03-2009, 02:09 PM
"Sips Safely"

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:10 PM
can any one make out what it sayes at the bottem of the tea pot?

ThePianoMan
10-03-2009, 02:16 PM
So, drinking using method said is safe is okay, but once all cups have been drunk, then it's unstable? Even if all drinks have been safe?

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:26 PM
will you oppen the rang agen, I want to drink som glowing tea

Hungry Luma
10-03-2009, 02:28 PM
Me too!

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:29 PM
luma u can do it if you want just be ready we dont want sony geting it

veilx
10-03-2009, 02:30 PM
Kaboewm?

I think it's shoped.

TinyButDeadly
10-03-2009, 02:37 PM
I want some t.n.t now !!!!!!

MightyMutt
10-03-2009, 02:43 PM
So, drinking using method said is safe is okay, but once all cups have been drunk, then it's unstable? Even if all drinks have been safe?

Yes who ever drinks the final cup better start running


can any one make out what it sayes at the bottem of the tea pot?

IDK :undecided: - but cookie if you get it (will go nicely with your tea)

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 02:45 PM
i sea cash dose that mean i get my cookie now?

TinyButDeadly
10-03-2009, 02:57 PM
i sea cash dose that mean i get my cookie now?

You get a chocolate Chip

http://www.choc-chip-cookie-recipe.com/images/single-chocolate-chip.jpg

Purple Demon
10-03-2009, 03:02 PM
That is one freakishly large chocolate chip.

Purple Demon
10-03-2009, 03:05 PM
Also, MM, is there a time limit for moving the tea?

TinyButDeadly
10-03-2009, 03:06 PM
Sorry mistaked it for this

http://www.jimnoble.co.uk/images/jimmy_13%5B1%5D.jpg

MightyMutt
10-03-2009, 03:07 PM
^^ No, but if the first post after it is anything other than the right message than you only have a 50/50 chance of getting away with it.

Purple Demon
10-03-2009, 03:12 PM
No, I mean, after someone's safely sipped the tea, and you've declared it safe, is there a time limit to post it elsewhere?

MightyMutt
10-03-2009, 05:46 PM
Well, yes. Hang on to it for too long and it might go off in your face :shocked:

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 05:51 PM
well its been in sony's for some time and they sead the wrong thing

Big But 5
10-03-2009, 05:53 PM
see: http://forums.sarcasticgamer.com/showthread.php?t=23824&page=59

TinyButDeadly
10-04-2009, 05:03 AM
well its been in sony's for some time and they sead the wrong thing

We didnt say the wrong thing.:undecided::undecided: Its just we said it after a couple of posts so it had a 50/50 chance of surviving it.

Big But 5
10-04-2009, 05:10 AM
the next post did not say "Time To Try Tea [sips safely]" so you sead the wrong thing

ThePianoMan
10-04-2009, 05:13 AM
We didnt say the wrong thing.:undecided::undecided: Its just we said it after a couple of posts so it had a 50/50 chance of surviving it.

You said 'carefully' instead of 'safely'

You must be careful in the harsh times of war soldier

TinyButDeadly
10-04-2009, 05:23 AM
You said 'carefully' instead of 'safely'

You must be careful in the harsh times of war soldier

I think my brain is a little damaged from the chemical bomb attack.

Teh Flying Tea
10-06-2009, 01:45 PM
may i just say i am offended by this terrorist plot sharing my name its appauling propergander