View Full Version : The Sarcastic Gamer Duelist League, Week 4 (Oct 7-13): Burnout!


Shanghai Six
10-07-2009, 03:40 PM
As a public service announcement, I feel it’s important to point out that the cheater OsamaGamer had to change his name to TinyButDeadly, most likely because people know him as a cheating cheater and he had to change his stupid cheating name. Did you know he had a modded PS3 controller which makes him more awesome than me at Killzone 2? His soundly thrashing me in our match makes me suspect foul play…of the cheating variety.

He may have bested me here, but we’ll see who’s laughing when I defeat him at Nobi Nobi Boy.

Back to reality, Duelist League gets a few more headshots in from last week with ODST and Killzone 2, and our duelists’ leaderboard begins to increase in size.

Leaderboard: (as of October 13th):
Jus Blaze Man02: 2 W/0 L, 135 XP
TinyButDeadly: 2 W/0 L, 125 XP
PurpleDemon: 2 W/1 L, 120 XP
BlinkinCard: 1 W/1 L, 100 XP
Yamster:1 W/0 L, 115 XP
Shanghai Six: 1 W/1 L, 100 XP
NuclearNinja: 0 W/1 L, 90 XP
TomCoopz: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Otacon91: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Pikminguts92: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
IceKatanaX: 0 W/1 L 80 XP
SmellyPirate: 0 W/1 L, 75 XP

Duelist League is about to clear the one month mark: two shooters, one music game, I thought, “What am I missing?” Oh! Racing games! Not to steal any thunder from UndeadDog’s Forza Racing league, but let’s get some Burnout on there for both systems.

Oh, and for grins, if anyone wants to challenge Jax at Full Auto or Full Auto 2, I’ll allow those as well. Although I expect her to annihilate anyone who even puts the disc in their tray.

And remember, if you don’t own either game, or only have a PC or Wii, you can still call one match a week on a game of your choosing! I saw that Otacon91 challenged someone last week to Marvel vs. Capcom, and as the first person to apparently to read the rules and grasp them in their entirety, I’m granting him an extra 10 XP to his next win.

RULES:
1) Each week, look for the thread in the Official Sarcastic Gamer Gamenights forum for the stickied Duelist League thread (here it is!). If a game is not listed for the systems you own (Wii, PC), you may choose one game for one of these systems and challenge someone else with it, but you’ll only be able to get one match that week.

2) Post in the thread that you own the game and that you are looking for a fight.

3) Pick a fight with another SG member who has registered on the thread. You can only challenge that member once a week. The details (time, place, system, game type) of the match are up to the two combatants.

4) All combatants start at 100 experience points. Both players agree to a wager on how many points they are playing for. Max wager is 25 points, and you cannot go below 5 points (so someone can work their way back up if they are knocked out). Not only will win/loss be registered, but the experience point tally will be kept as well.

5) The results of the match are posted on the thread.

6) WE HAVE PRIZES. Top duelists will be rewarded with forum titles, avatars, bragging rights, serving wenches, and yes, now top finishers will receive prizes. It won’t be for points cards like Summer Games was, but you’ll still walk away with something if you finish respectably well on the leaderboards.

Time to drop the checkered flag on this one. Let’s race!

TinyButDeadly
10-07-2009, 04:48 PM
Me and Tom are playing tomorrow Best out of 3, PS3, 15 XP 7pm.

euanc
10-07-2009, 07:03 PM
sign me up, im waiting for a challenger. i am really shit at this game so its just easy points.

XBL: EUAN1337

also, shanghai, burnout paradise is actually on the pc.

Shanghai Six
10-07-2009, 07:48 PM
Great news! I hated to go back to the old standby, but I figured it was user friendly enough that more people had that over a Need for Speed or whatnot.

BlinkinCard41
10-07-2009, 10:52 PM
I've got Burnout Paradise on the 360 if anyone wants to race me. I should really brush up, though. I haven't touched that game in a while.

Purple Demon
10-08-2009, 11:17 AM
I'll take you on, Blinky. I need those points back :lol:

I'll have a race with you too, Euanc if you want :thumbsup:

TinyButDeadly
10-08-2009, 03:17 PM
Shanghai You Like ??????

(Looks Under Forum name)

Shanghai Six
10-09-2009, 04:51 AM
Yeah, yeah...do you have a score to report or what? :<

TomCoopz
10-09-2009, 06:27 AM
Yeah, yeah...do you have a score to report or what? :<

TinyButDeadly did not show up for our duel. He couldnt get the game on his PS3 or some other lame excuse

TinyButDeadly
10-09-2009, 11:42 AM
TinyButDeadly did not show up for our duel. He couldnt get the game on his PS3 or some other lame excuse

I had to install the game again due to my reformat of my ps3 so Tom 7.00pm tonight?

TomCoopz
10-09-2009, 11:52 AM
I had to install the game again due to my reformat of my ps3 so Tom 7.00pm tonight?

Sure thing

TinyButDeadly
10-09-2009, 02:24 PM
I won!!!!!!!!!!!

15XP please !!!

TomCoopz
10-09-2009, 02:26 PM
I won!!!!!!!!!!!

15XP please !!!

[19:05:28] Tom Cooper loves MUSE!: 2 out of 3 races ive sorted it
[19:19:33] Tom Cooper loves MUSE!: you cant use your brother to race
[19:23:26] Tom Cooper loves MUSE!: you used your brother the whole time CHEAT!
[19:23:38] TinyButStumpy: no
[19:23:46] TinyButStumpy: I did the 2nd race
[19:24:19] Tom Cooper loves MUSE!: thats an ugly face
[19:24:29] Tom Cooper loves MUSE!: ypu had to do them all CHEAT
[19:24:46] TinyButStumpy: LOL

I do believe you cheated :P

TinyButDeadly
10-09-2009, 03:06 PM
I Did not !!!!!!

I was taking a crap during the 1st race and thrashed you on second race.

TomCoopz
10-09-2009, 04:59 PM
I Did not !!!!!!

I was taking a crap during the 1st race and thrashed you on second race.

Yeah well what about the third race?

TinyButDeadly
10-10-2009, 12:05 PM
Yeah well what about the third race?

There was no third match.

I won best out of 3 as we agreed.

Purple Demon
10-10-2009, 03:02 PM
Wow, I could see a rivalry developing here.

BlinkinCard beat me at RB, but I got my 15XP back from him this time, beating him best 2 out of 3. I think I'll stick to taking him on on Burnout in future :lol:

Shanghai Six
10-11-2009, 05:33 PM
Come on, ladies, I know you want to mix it. Have at it!

TinyButDeadly
10-12-2009, 12:31 PM
I am up for another game with someone else but i warn you, If i win I become even higher up first place.

Purple Demon
10-12-2009, 12:46 PM
I am up for another game with someone else but i warn you, If i win I become even higher up first place.

I'd take you on, but I'm on 360.

TinyButDeadly
10-12-2009, 12:49 PM
@ShanghaiSix When does the burnout league end? How many leagues are there?

Shanghai Six
10-12-2009, 01:03 PM
The final day for Burnout will be Tuesday, midnight EST.