Wow. Well, I just got back from school. Last period of the day is gym. I come back from my gym class, and I find something stolen. Not my iPod, not money.

No, someone somehow got into my locker that had a lock on it, and stole my pants. That's right, my pants. They left my iPod and $300 headphones in my backpack, but they stole my pants. My phone was also in the pants, and I can understand them taking that...but why the F*CK did they take the pants also? I feel like I am in some sort of twilight zone episode, like I'm just dreaming and I'm really still in class or something. Luckily I still had my gym shorts, so it's not like I had to walk out of school in my boxers, but still. I talked to some of my friends, and apparently the same thing happened to a bunch of kids in their gym class yesterday. So that means that there are a bunch of people stealing people's pants in my school. That's just f*cking weird.

So anyway, have you ever had anything really weird stolen from you at school, or in general? Weirder than pants?

I had some hear jell in my bag, and some one actually stole that and left my ipod xD that was weird as hell

I had a single shoe stolen....

people that hate you would probably steal your pants...

I would steal your pants

http://portlandwinterhawks.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/sss21.jpg

I once stole a packet of garden seeds from my local supermarket as a child. They were only worth 39p.

The packaging looked pretty.

OMG DBW IS BACK!!!! :O :O :O :O
Hallowed be thy name

I had someone steal my shoes but they didnt hide them so I went outside and just saw some guy holding them

Regua stole my innocence :lol:

Wow. Those chaps sure left you with a head scratcher, DBW. I guess you'd have to do some legwork to find out who knicked your knickers. Who snached your shorts! Procured your pantaloons? Burglarized your britches! Pillaged your pants.

Alright, I'm done.
My answer for weirdest thing stolen: Shoelace. One shoelace. Did theirs break? There were a bunch of laces hanging on more accessible footwear. Mine was under lock and key. The others were not.
What can one do with a single shoelace? Why did it have to be mine which was locked up?

Okay, One more: They thieved your trousers!

So you won't be returing my text messages

Maybe the thief really likes pants or it could be a teacher with a weird fantasy... The person probably takes the pants to decide if that person smells nice, then that person becomes their next victim.. Now that would make a good horror film.

It's probably just a hobo that really needed those pants..

Grad prank?

Grad prank?

Who graduates in October?

My answer for weirdest thing stolen: Shoelace. One shoelace. Did theirs break? There were a bunch of laces hanging on more accessible footwear. Mine was under lock and key. The others were not.
What can one do with a single shoelace? Why did it have to be mine which was locked up?

People used to steal shoelaces from the store that I worked at all the time. I had never seen it happen, but I assumed they'd just open the box, remove the shoelace, and take it.

Who graduates in October?

Smart people.
Well last month my wallet got stolen at school and when i was called down to the office to get it all my money was there but my borders card was missing (It's a book store card they give them out for free)
Perhaps they really wanted a Borders card?

i left some games at a friends house (its an open house kinda thing anyone is free to come and go) all the cases got stolen, not one disk

Don't see why this is so confusing, some pants are expensive. It's also quicker to take a pair of pants then taking them out searching the pockets taking what you want and putting them back.

Regua stole my innocence :lol:
I thought he stole every bodies, he certainly stole mine. The bastard, he didn't even call back.

Weirdest thing I've had stolen was a single sock.

I knew it was stolen because somebody nailed it my locker with a note saying "Thanks for the sock."

those pants must've been stylin bro

That's one way to get into somebody's pants. Probably told all her friends. You're welcome for the 'her'.

My friend got really drunk on a night out and lost his wallet. He had everything that was inside the wallet, but just not the wallet. lol

Someone stole my LOTR ring replica in the changing rooms. I was obviously too cool.

Someone stole my LOTR ring replica in the changing rooms. I was obviously too cool.

You should probably go ahead and get that reforged.

Weirdest thing that's ever been stolen..... I've had somebody steal my Trombone snake not the $1500 dollar instument inside the same case, just the cleaning utensil. That always make me wonder...

This entire thread reminds me of that one Dane Cook joke.

P2hFnIFqyvQ

Love that joke.

"ARE YOU HAPPY DOORKICKER!?!?!?!"

My brother-in-law becomes a kleptomaniac when he's drunk. It's hilarious. Here are a few things he's stolen while under the influence.


A pool ball rack from a bar.
The thermostat off of some guy's apartment wall.
Plants from the Kansas State University campus. Took em right out of the ground.

The wierdest thing i had nicked was my phone...

actually thats not that wierd... ignore my comment

The majority of my sanity... but that was a group effort.

Sounds more like a prank than they actually really wanted your pants :lol:.

Wow. Well, I just got back from school. Last period of the day is gym. I come back from my gym class, and I find something stolen. Not my iPod, not money.

No, someone somehow got into my locker that had a lock on it, and stole my pants. That's right, my pants. They left my iPod and $300 headphones in my backpack, but they stole my pants. My phone was also in the pants, and I can understand them taking that...but why the F*CK did they take the pants also? I feel like I am in some sort of twilight zone episode, like I'm just dreaming and I'm really still in class or something. Luckily I still had my gym shorts, so it's not like I had to walk out of school in my boxers, but still. I talked to some of my friends, and apparently the same thing happened to a bunch of kids in their gym class yesterday. So that means that there are a bunch of people stealing people's pants in my school. That's just f*cking weird.

So anyway, have you ever had anything really weird stolen from you at school, or in general? Weirder than pants?

So you walked all the way home and realised "Oh crap I am not wearing any pants"????

Once someone stole a single sock of mine and once my Gameboy Colour.

So you walked all the way home and realised "Oh crap I am not wearing any pants"????

No, someone somehow got into my locker that had a lock on it, and stole my pants. That's right, my pants. They left my iPod and $300 headphones in my backpack, but they stole my pants. My phone was also in the pants, and I can understand them taking that...but why the F*CK did they take the pants also? I feel like I am in some sort of twilight zone episode, like I'm just dreaming and I'm really still in class or something. Luckily I still had my gym shorts, so it's not like I had to walk out of school in my boxers, but still. I talked to some of my friends, and apparently the same thing happened to a bunch of kids in their gym class yesterday. So that means that there are a bunch of people stealing people's pants in my school. That's just f*cking weird.

The answer's right there.

Reading is hard.

Finding the pot o' gold be hard.

:evil:

My mind was stolen by the government.

My mind was stolen by the government.

Those jerkwads. They're always doing that.

"Your lack of pants disturbs me."

One kid stole my used gum in 3rd grade. Back then, it wasn't creepy, just mean.

Those jerkwads. They're always doing that.

Who's doing what?

Who's doing what?

Nothing. Nothing at all. We-er...the government didn't take your memory in order to transfer it into the internal systems of a humanoid machine in order to create a life-like form with all the world's intelligence, nope. I don't know why you're thinking that, you freak.

Weirdo.

This actually happened today...

My school Leadership Club has this yearly thing where we have a prize raffle and a huge water balloon fight before it gets too cold out. Well, that was today and I won something in the raffle (I'll tell you later). People saw me put the thing in my bag with my watch, my iPod, my phone, and my wallet (things you don't want on you during a water balloon fight). Everyone else put their stuff in their lockers, but I don't know where my locker is (even after a full year and a quarter at this school), so I have to keep it on me. During the fight, someone from the club went into my backpack and left me a note saying they took something valuable. After searching my wallet for all my cards and cash and making sure my electronics were all there...I realized the perosn stole my raffle prize. It was a f***ing coupon for a free Quarter Pounder value meal at McDonalds. I laughed so hard...

This actually happened today...

My school Leadership Club has this yearly thing where we have a prize raffle and a huge water balloon fight before it gets too cold out. Well, that was today and I won something in the raffle (I'll tell you later). People saw me put the thing in my bag with my watch, my iPod, my phone, and my wallet (things you don't want on you during a water balloon fight). Everyone else put their stuff in their lockers, but I don't know where my locker is (even after a full year and a quarter at this school), so I have to keep it on me. During the fight, someone from the club went into my backpack and left me a note saying they took something valuable. After searching my wallet for all my cards and cash and making sure my electronics were all there...I realized the perosn stole my raffle prize. It was a f***ing coupon for a free Quarter Pounder value meal at McDonalds. I laughed so hard...

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

n2EDdZE4SGM

Nothing. Nothing at all. We-er...the government didn't take your memory in order to transfer it into the internal systems of a humanoid machine in order to create a life-like form with all the world's intelligence, nope. I don't know why you're thinking that, you freak.

Weirdo.

Umm, that's all good and and all, but don't you want the machine to be able to play the piano? Cause I still can...

This actually happened today...

My school Leadership Club has this yearly thing where we have a prize raffle and a huge water balloon fight before it gets too cold out. Well, that was today and I won something in the raffle (I'll tell you later). People saw me put the thing in my bag with my watch, my iPod, my phone, and my wallet (things you don't want on you during a water balloon fight). Everyone else put their stuff in their lockers, but I don't know where my locker is (even after a full year and a quarter at this school), so I have to keep it on me. During the fight, someone from the club went into my backpack and left me a note saying they took something valuable. After searching my wallet for all my cards and cash and making sure my electronics were all there...I realized the perosn stole my raffle prize. It was a f***ing coupon for a free Quarter Pounder value meal at McDonalds. I laughed so hard...

Cool story bro

Umm, that's all good and and all, but don't you want the machine to be able to play the piano? Cause I still can

What are you talking about? What machine?

Although, if we were building one, which we're not, we would already have programmed it to play the organ and are currently finding a suitable source to teach it to play the accordion.

What are you talking about? What machine?

Although, if we were building one, which we're not, we would already have programmed it to play the organ and are currently finding a suitable source to teach it to play the accordion.

Steal Al Yankovic's mind, Accordian and Comedic qualities all in one

I was robbed a few years back, tied up w/ duct tape gun in my face all that good stuff, and they stole 2 weird things. A broken flat screen TV (screen had been smashed in), and weirder a 12 pack of Mountain Dew along with the left over pizza.

That's 3 things, but cool story anyway bro.

:lol:

I was robbed a few years back, tied up w/ duct tape gun in my face all that good stuff

Do you remember which gun was used?

That's 3 things, but cool story anyway.

I believe you mean 'cool story bro' :wink2:

:cool2:

I believe you mean 'cool story bro' :wink2:

:cool2:

Where does this cool story bro thing come from?

Where does this cool story bro thing come from?

Your mom.

Your pot o' gold pot o' gold...
Irish jokes FTW!

I once went to italy for vacation. After 2 weeks and on the way back home we stopped in Rome to do some shopping. Bought a bunch of new clothes, shoes, a brand new camera, laptop, a watch and some souvenirs. After shoppung I put all the bags into the car and went to a nearby cafe to have a last cappuccino. When we returned we realized that somebody had broken into the trunk of the car and stolen the leather suitcase wich contained nothing but dirty underwear, socks and t shirts. All the plasticbags with the brand new items were still on the backseat. Although the lock of the trunk was broken I had to smile :)

Your mom.

I'm starting to lose faith in you...

Your pot o' gold

much better

Where does this cool story bro thing come from?
*shudders*

Probably from the cold, dank, hopeless, despair ridden pits of /b/...the same place Courage Wolf and "So I herd you liek mudkipz" came from.

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Do you remember which gun was used?

Well since it was 3am and the kicking my door down had me a little freaked, best i can tell you is it was black 9mm of some kind, defiantly small other dude had a baseball bat which was kind of unnecessary since the gun was enough to make me not want to fight them. I was mummified w/ duct tape the rest of the time so can't really say beyond that. BTW if you ever need to get out of duct tape while tied up w/ it, rub your wrists together to work up some sweat. It seems to dilute the glue.

OMG! A broken TV, pizza and mountain dew...lol thats so strange, you sure thats it?

People are really jeuls of my zune HD, they've alredy tiried to steal it 2 times, but I keep it in my pocket 24/7. ^___^