View Full Version : The Sarcastic Gamer Duelist League, Week 7 (Oct 28-Nov 3): Team Fortress 2


Shanghai Six
10-27-2009, 09:38 PM
Well, the Uncharted 2/Brutal Legend Duelist League week had an unprecedented number of fatalities at the hands of newcomer Stoned Sheep. Not only did he beat all challengers at mutliplayer (including yours truly), but he then went on to take humiliating still screenshots of him kicking the hell out of each and every opponent. Usually, this involved him holding onto a grenade launcher and his opponent being blown into small pieces. It was not pretty.

A few caveats: I started a match with Astro Nit. I beat him on the practice, then he won the first of three matches, and then he had to leave, so I gave him five points for coming out and mixing it up. Also, Eao and Stoned Sheep's match apparently didn't happen because of connectivity issues (Eao's from Cairo? Wowza!).

So, Mr. Stoned Sheep rockets his way to the top of the leaderboard while everyone else if left to lick their wounds. Let's take a look at what the new leaderboard looks like!

Leaderboard: (as of October 27th):
TheStonedSheep: 4 W/0 L, 165 XP
TinyButDeadly: 3 W/0 L, 140 XP
Jus Blaze Man02: 2 W/0 L, 135 XP
PurpleDemon: 2 W/1 L, 120 XP
Yamster:1 W/0 L, 115 XP
BlinkinCard: 1 W/1 L, 100 XP
Astro-Nit: 0 W/0 L, 105 XP (did not finish with S6, points for showing up!)
Eao: 0 W/0 L, 100 XP (connection issues)
WildBanshe: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Spongebobbies: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Shanghai Six: 1 W/2 L, 90 XP
NuclearNinja: 0 W/1 L, 90 XP
AssassinsClaw: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
TomCoopz: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Otacon91: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
Pikminguts92: 0 W/1 L, 85 XP
IceKatanaX: 0 W/1 L 80 XP
SmellyPirate: 0 W/1 L, 75 XP
AlaDouche: 0 W/1 L, 75 XP

I wasn't a big fan of using TF2 for a Duelist League game, but it covers several systems and had several votes originally as a good game for Duelist League, so I tossed it on it there. Don't worry, my pretties, Modern Warfare 2 is coming. I'm running out of good multiplayer games to put in there, please feel free to suggest other games in the thread!

RULES:
1) Each week, look for the thread in the Official Sarcastic Gamer Gamenights forum for the stickied Duelist League thread (you're in the thread, dummy!). If a game is not listed for the systems you own (Wii, PC), you may choose one game for one of these systems and challenge someone else with it, but you’ll only be able to get one match that week.

2) Post in the thread that you own the game and that you are looking for a fight.

3) Pick a fight with another SG member who has registered on the thread. You can only challenge that member once a week. The details (time, place, system, game type) of the match are up to the two combatants.

4) All combatants start at 100 experience points. Both players agree to a wager on how many points they are playing for. Max wager is 25 points, and you cannot go below 5 points (so someone can work their way back up if they are knocked out). Not only will win/loss be registered, but the experience point tally will be kept as well.

5) The results of the match are posted on the thread.

6) WE HAVE PRIZES. Top duelists will be rewarded with forum titles, avatars, bragging rights, serving wenches, and yes, now top finishers will receive prizes. It won’t be for points cards like Summer Games was, but you’ll still walk away with something if you finish respectably well on the leaderboards.

Okay, you've got a new target at the top of the rankings; GO GET HIM!

TheStonedSheep
10-28-2009, 02:15 PM
When does the duelist series end?

PikminGuts92
10-28-2009, 03:19 PM
I don't have TF2, but I'd love to duel someone in Guitar Hero 3 on the Xbox 360.

TinyButDeadly
10-28-2009, 03:25 PM
I only own a ps3 so i dont have TF2.

I really want to get back on this duelist league but i have none of these darn games GRRRRRRRRRRR.

How about a GTA IV duelist?

TheStonedSheep
10-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Can't wait for the MW2 week.

PopTrogdor
10-28-2009, 05:04 PM
what in the hell is this? :S So confused about what this is, when it happens etc :S

TomCoopz
10-28-2009, 05:53 PM
I only own a ps3 so i dont have TF2.

I really want to get back on this duelist league but i have none of these darn games GRRRRRRRRRRR.

How about a GTA IV duelist?
Ill take you on at GTA, straight deathmatch, first to 3 wins, 20 xp?

TheStonedSheep
10-28-2009, 05:59 PM
what in the hell is this? :S So confused about what this is, when it happens etc :S

Well it has to happen in the alloted space of time, in this case the 28th to the 3rd. You challenge someone on this thread, and decide how much XP you are willing to risk, and how you will decide who the winner is e.g best of 3. You then duel this person on the game at the agreed time and post whoever has one the duel afterwards.

TheStonedSheep
10-28-2009, 06:01 PM
I'll go for an Uncharted 2 duel, if Shangahi lets me. Tomcoopz is righ that game is broken online for the PS3.

TinyButDeadly
10-28-2009, 06:11 PM
Yeah Tom i will take you on inGTA shall we say monday (P.. I got this game saturday so i am not great)

TomCoopz
10-28-2009, 06:14 PM
Yeah Tom i will take you on inGTA shall we say monday (P.. I got this game saturday so i am not great)
Can we not do it anytime sooner?

TinyButDeadly
10-28-2009, 06:15 PM
Its my friends birthday and also i have eurogamer so..... :undecided:

TomCoopz
10-29-2009, 06:28 AM
Its my friends birthday and also i have eurogamer so..... :undecided:
Good point, im off all day monday so just name your time

TinyButDeadly
10-29-2009, 07:54 AM
Depends when I have my tea so shall we say 6.00pm

TheStonedSheep
10-29-2009, 01:30 PM
Hey Shanghai can I duel eao and spongebobbies on U2? Me and eao were going to but the servers were stuufed so we coulnd't connect and spongebobbies never showed to his rematch. Pleaseeeeeeeee?

wildbanshe
10-29-2009, 09:13 PM
beat sjstennis for 25 points he should comnfirm it soon

TheStealthyDJ
10-29-2009, 09:18 PM
Confirm........ Failed...

wildbanshe
10-29-2009, 09:21 PM
also shanghai you never showed up for our makeup match want to try to make it up this weekend?

eao
10-30-2009, 04:03 AM
I got Tf 2. Who wants to play for 10 p?

Astro Nit
10-30-2009, 05:44 PM
Woo 105xp without even winning or losing a duel :)
I may show up quick if someone wants me to but Borderlands is taking a chuck of my time, I'll duel someone on that

games301
10-30-2009, 05:45 PM
I got Tf 2. Who wants to play for 10 p?

I'll challenge you in TF2. Steam ID is sports3148. What time?

wildbanshe
10-31-2009, 11:17 AM
another 10 points from ShanghaiSix that brings my total up to 120

Shanghai Six
10-31-2009, 02:47 PM
Blah, blah, blah...FINE. Take another 10 points.
I actually was able to hold my own for awhile there, but the whole time, I felt like I was playing defense and it was only a matter of time before I lost.
Damn you kids! Get off my lawn!

fallout123
11-02-2009, 12:30 PM
hey, i dont quite get this, so how does it work?

fallout123
11-02-2009, 12:47 PM
Wait, so if I don't have the game, i get one duel on any other game? and the rest you decide between the two people?

TomCoopz
11-02-2009, 01:17 PM
Tiny, I'll be on at seven to nine to play you ok?

Edit - I was on from 7 til 8 30 pm and TinyButDeadly was nowhere to be seen, he wasnt on earlier as it said last online 20 hours ago. Do i get the points?

Shanghai Six
11-02-2009, 09:08 PM
Tom:
Nice try, hero. No, that's not how it works. :)

Fallout:
Absolutely correct. Any game at all, one match per week. Although that may change shortly...and welcome to the site!

fallout123
11-03-2009, 02:01 AM
kl, i've got uncharted 2. anyone want to play for 25points?

TheStonedSheep
11-03-2009, 02:08 AM
I'll play for 25 on U2, Can you make it Tuesday? I'm not that good, so you stand a chance. lol.

fallout123
11-03-2009, 02:25 AM
sure, i'll be on late today and tuesday.

TinyButDeadly
11-03-2009, 12:24 PM
Sorry Tom my family went out for a suprise dinner :(

TheStonedSheep
11-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Haha I brought you down! Was pissed off when you killed me for that grenade launcher but that stealth kill wiped the smile from your face!

fallout123
11-03-2009, 02:42 PM
yea, you beat me fair and square, yoou w*nker. lol. the second match was pretty close though.

TomCoopz
11-03-2009, 03:35 PM
Well myself and mr.deadly ended up too busy to play, i had coursework he had a surprise dinner. He asked me to ask you if we could have 5 pts each but im not too bothered, your decision shanghai

TheStonedSheep
11-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Hey that means that me and eao should get 5 points, as well! Pretty please Shnaghai Six.

wildbanshe
11-03-2009, 06:50 PM
and I would get 5 too from one last week PLEEAASSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Shanghai Six
11-03-2009, 08:39 PM
See how that works? You don't give out a treat to one person unless you expect to give treats to the entire class.

Stoned Sheep, I don't think you need any more points for awhile. I think you've stolen enough of everyone else's.