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Lono_Lives
12-24-2007, 04:01 PM
December 24th, 2007 · 1 Comment (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/2007/12/58-the-cat-helmet.html#comments)

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The Legendary Edition of Halo 3 came with a ton of extras for the hardcore Master Chief followers among us. For a mere 130 dollars you too could own a feline-sized replica of the hardcore headgear worn by the world’s favorite Halo Hero.


While many of you gobbled up these big-ticket bundles on the day it released some of us were left scratching our unshielded heads. What’s the big deal?
http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/legend2.jpgCollector’s Edition games are nothing new but the Halo 3 Helmet Edition, as we came to call it, was just about one of the most useless things ever made. I mean if it won’t fit onto anything, can it really be called a helmet? A few ingenious folks found ways past the safeguards that Bungie and MS put in to protect cats and small children, but for the most part, it was just something cool to show off to your friends, who were all enjoying the same game at half the price that you paid.


That’s why the Halo 3 Cat Helmet is number 58 on the sarcastic Gamer Top 100 Gaming Moments of 2007.


Click here for the rest of Sarcastic Gamer’s Top 100 Gaming Moments from 2007 all in one place! (http://sarcasticgamer.com/wp/index.php/top-100)

Canuck
12-24-2007, 06:49 PM
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That is the coolest cat I've seen in a long, long time.

Tinman
12-24-2007, 10:22 PM
That is the coolest cat I've seen in a long, long time.

It looks like it wants to kill. AWESOME!!!!! Kill my kitty! KILL!

Rekenmachine
12-25-2007, 06:42 AM
It looks like it wants to kill. AWESOME!!!!! Kill my kitty! KILL!
Ok, I will kill your kitty ;).

*Takes shotgun*

iPlayPC
12-25-2007, 10:45 AM
Bang! Now you hafta buy another one.

Garwalker
01-02-2008, 04:08 PM
I love the cat helmet. Is it just me or does that cat look like a bad ass?

catcher4life
07-14-2008, 05:57 PM
That is the coolest cat I've seen in a long, long time.

how bout this one it got invisible mortorcycle http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/pew-pew-pew.jpg

DoomHammer
08-05-2008, 09:39 AM
i wonder if game developers are planning to equip an army of killer cats. It would be the cutest army ever imo :-)

sayaintjimmy
08-05-2008, 09:47 AM
it's pissed because it has a melon on its head i would be pissed too if a melon was on my head

Masselli18
08-17-2008, 10:34 AM
i wonder if game developers are planning to equip an army of killer cats. It would be the cutest army ever imo :-)

but super deadly

DeadpoolCoBInc
12-11-2008, 02:53 PM
Have you ever put something on a cats head? They freak. Even if it's just a baseball hat for a normal sized person. You ever put the sticky stuff off a dvd on your cat? Instant hilarity. If someone put citrus fruit on a cats head he would be a four pawed army of, possibly, self destruction. It would go nuts, especially if it got citrus in its eyes. That cat would resemble tornado of claws and awesome. If you tried to slip a halo helmet on a cat...

Well mine would go nuts because he'd want a deadspace helmet. My cat hates halo, his thoughts kinda mirror my own... We'd take mass effect everyday of the week.

Yeah my cat is an interstellar spectre of awesome. He is like Mal.