The basic vBulletin rank titles---member, junior member, and whatever they all are---need to be replaced with sarcastrated equivalents. Maybe some new ones. I could supply highly offensive ones that just fall short of violating community standards, if you need some.

Yeah, Doc hasn't been on to add them yet...I figured I'd let him do that, since I had a lot of other stuff to do. ;)

Alright, everything should be looking good now. ;)

Soo...How many post do I have to do before, I get a 100% Sarcastic on my Sarcastic Bar?

It's a secret. ;)

Are the text ranks ("Sarcastic Techie", "SG Admin") still necessary? I think they should be turned off, if the rank images are on.

Also, in my opinion, the images are quite lame. They are one of the most popular rank images among all discussion boards, and adding a "Sarcasm Meter" label doesn't really make it funny. I think that the best way would be either to use custom-made graphic ranks, or just some funny text ones.

Let's all complain some more. ;) I added these because I had a lot of people PMing me for something. I suck at graphics, and as far as I know, everybody else on the SG staff does too. :p Therefore, I was looking around for some rank images, and found these. If you have some better ones, feel free to share! ;)

And I was leaving the text ranks to Doc, but he never got around to doing them. If you notice, the normal members don't have titles, and the only reason the staff still has them is because they might want a custom title (like mine).

Any other questions or issues? :)

Let's all complain some more. ;) I added these because I had a lot of people PMing me ...

Yeah, you tell 'em, Captain. These ungrateful bastards are probably used to supermarket-brand sodas instead of Coke and Pepsi, yet here they are complaining as if they were taxpayers or something. You ought to report them to Welfare; isn't it obvious that they are selling food stamps to pay for dail up. Anyway, I leave the punishment up to you.

And, while I'm at it, Doc promised me the icon below if I supplied him with the home phone number of a certain E3 booth bunny. And, I did. Now, it isn't really my fault that she turned out to be a tranny. I held up my end.

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7154/psychonh6.gif

Duties were to include correcting bad threads and prescribing drugs.

Nice... :p

I like em, and for now they're here to stay so you can all kiss Captain's Sarcastic ASS!!! :D

Erm, no thanks. :p