View Full Version : 38. Stop Saying “The Cake Is A Lie.” Stop It. Stop It. Stop It! By Lono


SupaSlick
12-28-2007, 12:19 PM
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December 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments
by Lono



The Orange Box. Five great games that taste great together. Although it was known as a kick-ass collection, one of the games managed to stand out from the rest.

Portal. Yeah, the game with the cake…

It re-defined “puzzle games” and resulted in my favorite video game song that also just happened to show up in the Halloween Episode of our podcast.

Read why it made it to number 38 on our countdown, after the jump!

A gun that shoots through the space-time continuum. Great puzzles. The Weighted Companion Cube. The dead pan humor of GlaDos. These were just a few of the many great things about Portal. Not only was it a great, albeit brief, stand alone game, but Valve managed to tie it into the existing Half-Life continuity. Valve has promised that we’ll see the escaped female android in future Half-Life Games.

Sweet.

As for GlaDos? After your epic battle with her many “personalities” you find out that she’s “doing science and still alive” in one of the catchiest song’s in my head since I stopped humming the Diff’rent Strokes theme a few months ago. Dang that little guy was spunky. “Whachu talkin about Willis!”

Har! Ah, the good times….

But I digress. After all of the accolades, after we ripped the song and the off for Episode 14 of our podcast, after all of that…. One saying remains:

The cake is a lie…

Because the cake really wasn’t a lie, Portal, the sensation, checks in at number 38 on Sarcastic Gamer’s Top 100 Gaming Moments of 2007.

Click here for the rest of Sarcastic Gamer’s Top 100 Gaming Moments from 2007 all in one place!

Kage
12-28-2007, 12:46 PM
the cake is a lie lololololol

Applepie
12-28-2007, 12:49 PM
http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/1705/cakefl3.jpg
Its a lie lono.

regua
12-28-2007, 03:34 PM
Rothbart is the only person here who's allowed to post such big pictures.
SNMJ.

AblativMeatshld
12-28-2007, 04:12 PM
If it takes a couple of seconds to load on MY connection, it's too damn big.

mashedPenguin
12-28-2007, 04:20 PM
While the cake does exist. The promise of cake, upon completion of assigned tasks 1 through 19, was a lie. Therefore the cake is still a lie!

Now let me just hug my cube in peace, while I slowly rock back and forth in a corner... ;)

iPlayPC
12-28-2007, 05:40 PM
While the cake does exist. The promise of cake, upon completion of assigned tasks 1 through 19, was a lie. Therefore the cake is still a lie!

Now let me just hug my cube in peace, while I slowly rock back and forth in a corner... ;)

wtf?

mashedPenguin
12-28-2007, 07:03 PM
wtf?

Have you played portal? If not then it will make no sense whatsoever. If you have then I don't know what is so hard to follow :)

strika234
12-28-2007, 07:15 PM
lol @ the portal joke.


It is gettng kind of old, but portal was just such an AWESOME game.
I hope people remeber it for years to come.

MadMikeMan
12-28-2007, 07:39 PM
i just now made it to the part with the cake is a lie, I lol at that level "the following course is under maintenence, so it has been replaced with a live fire military android training course."

Feanor
12-31-2007, 05:34 AM
Online catchphrases and memes come and go rather quickly. It seems like only yesterday when everyone was yelling "THIS IS CAKETOWN!" over at gamefaqs.

Nowadays, the most common lines are "Don't Taze me, Bro!" and "Giant Enemy Crabs" references.

ShockwaveLover
12-31-2007, 09:10 AM
Episode 14 gets my vote for the best ever SG episode, simply for the Portal inspired shennanigans.

iPlayPC
12-31-2007, 11:07 AM
Have you played portal? If not then it will make no sense whatsoever. If you have then I don't know what is so hard to follow :)

I played it twice. And now I remember.

strika234
12-31-2007, 11:42 AM
the cake is in fact not a lie

iPlayPC
12-31-2007, 06:45 PM
True. It looks pretty damn good too.