You know you play to many first person shooters if you see a HUD when you go outside. Any other ideas?

... you hear the whining of foul-mouthed 12 year olds wherever you go.

... you yell 'CLEAR' when you enter a empty room.

you yell 'MEDIC' when you get hurt

You know you play to many first person shooters if you think Gears of war is a first person shooter.

.... you see grenade markers when a ball is thrown at you

You know you play to many first person shooters if you see a HUD when you go outside. Any other ideas?

I think that is definetly a sign of too much FPS..

... you yell 'CLEAR' when you enter a empty room.

This could also mean you've served one too many years in a real life infantry unit lol... :p

You know you play to many FPS's when you only see your hands

When you pay 50$ a year for playing Nerf guns on the play ground, and it shuts down on the holidays.

When you pay 50$ a year for playing Nerf guns on the play ground, and it shuts down on the holidays.

SNAP!

..if you draw a hud on your glasses so everything looks familiar.

You know you play too many FPS if...

You hear a commentator say the type of mission (or task) you should do when you're ready to do it.
When you're done, the commentator says "Game Over"

You think you can jump from the second story and walk away, with a maximum of 10-15% of your health gone. Nothing a respawn can't fix!

...If you think you can run faster if you`re holding a knife.

...when you can shoot everything....but yourself.

...when putting something down you yell 'PLANTING CLAYMORE'

...when entering a room, you look for explosive objects/barrels to shoot.

...when you are sitting at work reading gaminng forums about fps.

...when you are sitting at work reading gaminng forums about fps.

I cant believe people would do that - it would be a complete waste of their works resources......crap, my boss is coming - brb

I cant believe people would do that - it would be a complete waste of their works resources......crap, my boss is coming - brb


yeah I know I am wasting resources but I am the boss...... oh, crap here I come - brb

When you tell everyone to go to "the building"...and they know what you mean.

You know you play to many FPS's when you think hitting someone in the back will instantly kill them.

...when you gained 30 pounds playing counterstrike source every day for two years. Yeah.

you know you play to much FPS when you use lines from counter strike in real LIFE

My Mother talks like a Combine soldier.

you know you play to much FPS when you say i eat, sleep, and crap shooters

...when you'll only carry out menial tasks on the promise of cake.

when you look down and, of course, your feet seem not to exist.
when you listen for footsteps before turning a corner.
when you try to reload every ten seconds, before you remember you aren't carrying a firearm.
when you yell "frag out!" when throwing a ball. (This one is theoretical, because most FPS players do not actually know how to throw a ball. Halo players, specifically, know to run away from everyone who comes into close proximity to them when holding the ball.)

When you bunnyhop across open areas.

When you constantly have to hold your hand up as fists in front of your face.

Unless you are holding something. Then you have to hold that object in front of your face. And play with it, unless you start to use it.

Oh, and you start to strafing for no reason.

When you hop into Jeeps hoping for someone to hop in the back seat and shot.

When you hear "Level Complete" after gunning down a school.

When you hear "Level Complete" after gunning down a school.

ah man, dude. That, that was just depressing.


When you open every closet or trunk looking for ammo.
When you take blue play-do, throw it at your friends, stick the play-do to your friends and hope that it explodes.

If you ask someone you don`t know at the bus stop which perks they`re using.

If you're not afraid of death.

When you hear the line "Tango down in section One-Alpha" and puke.

You're amazed at the FPS your "rig" gets when you go out running.
When during the same run, you complain that the stamina bar does not last NEARLY long enough.
And finally... when you refer to the time resting after the run as "health restoration"

...after getting shot in the face, you cannot understand why a box with a red cross on it, doesn't heal you completely.

..... you know what its like to have played too many first person shooters

If you buy this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrHSH9HtXc

that actually looks sweet. You know you play too many FPS when you periodically hear deep voices announcing headshots and Killtaculars. Oh wait, that's just halo jesus. You know you play too many fps when you smack your friend, then try to rub your butt in his face.

If you buy this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rrHSH9HtXc

when that's not enough

Okay, you all know that you've done this...

Has anyone played a game (any genre) for around 10 hours, then made the mistake of pressing tab to bring up a menu, or "w" to go forward while walking?

....You go to England and join the S.A.S and ask if you will be able to talk to Captain Price.
True story...

Okay, you all know that you've done this...

Has anyone played a game (any genre) for around 10 hours, then made the mistake of pressing tab to bring up a menu, or "w" to go forward while walking?

Um, actually, I haven't.

....You go to England and join the S.A.S and ask if you will be able to talk to Captain Price.
True story...

LOL, I'd like to meet the guy who did that.

When you assume that there's a vita-chamber just around the corner...and a hulking beastly drilling monstrosity of evil.