View Full Version : 1/3 of 360 owners are utter retards.


Spudnik
08-14-2007, 04:05 AM
That's right, in a recent study done by research firm Frank N. Magid Associates. I was reveal that 1/3 of consoles owners were completely unaware of the consoles capability of downloading games through the Xbox live arcade. In wake of recent announcements that over half of PS3 owners are retards one can only wonder what is in store next for consoles. Will Sony fanboys kill themselves out of deppression? Will 360 fanboys burn themselves at the stake in order to save their console from the feared read ring of death? Or will the soccer moms all buff out on wii fit and come to kick our hardcore gaming asses? You decide.

Lono_Lives
08-14-2007, 11:53 AM
An easy answer to this would be to take into account the total percentage of xbox 360 owners that are Core owners, who don't have hard drives. W/O a HDD, they wouldn't even be able to use xblm. (yes i know they could use the memory cards)

On the other hand, maybe they're just retards... :D

Kalroy
08-16-2007, 08:23 PM
I'm thinking that these "owners" bought the console for their kids. So the "owners" may not be up on what their consoles can do, but the "users" probably are.

Applies to the PS3 "owners" also.

duffydirect
08-21-2007, 07:58 PM
My parents confuse my xbox 360 with Mac Computers (even though we don't own a Mac Computer)

They're both white.

I confuse Labrador Retrievers and Lions -- they're both gold.

rothbart
08-22-2007, 12:11 AM
My parents confuse my xbox 360 with Mac Computers (even though we don't own a Mac Computer)

They're both white.

So that means you're white too, right? Ambiguous sentences FTW! :D

Spudnik
08-22-2007, 03:45 AM
Yeah man Im white, could they confuse me with a mac. That would be sweet because then I could be all "Hi I'm a Mac."

duffydirect
08-22-2007, 08:30 AM
Yeah man Im white, could they confuse me with a mac. That would be sweet because then I could be all "Hi I'm a Mac."

Is the Halo 3 xbox 360 for sick people then? martians?

Shane86
08-28-2007, 09:33 PM
This just in....Over Half of ALL gamers are retards, why are people surprised by this? Anyone who's played Saints Row or Gears online will know what kind of imbeciles play games.

Otacon91
08-29-2007, 02:41 AM
Is the Halo 3 xbox 360 for sick people then? martians?

silly rabbit, you know the Halo 3 360 represents us Puerto Ricans. Think about it, darker color, gold bling factor *EAST COAST* and the half-assed hardware. 20 gigs at almost the same price of the 120 gig? Hell yea!!!

Silentio
08-30-2007, 10:17 PM
1/3 360 owners are idiots...

1/3 humans are idiots. Is this a revelation to anyone?