NOTE: Thanks to Evl0ne and Mitch808 for their input.

Hello, I am about to teach you impotant skills in Call of Duty 4 that havn't gotten much attention. So, without further ado, here are some tips and tricks to Call of Duty 4.

1)When hit by a flashbang, quickly turn the contrast of your T.V moniter all the way down. This should remove most of the blinding effects of the flashbang.

2)Always have a "bullet absorber" on your team. Have a person who may be new to the game, or just sucks. This way they can run into a crowd of enemies and waste the enemies ammo so that the rest of the team can go for the win.

3)Always, ALWAYS hump the dead bodies of your teamates. It is crucial to show your teamates that you care. And what better way to do that then by humping them?

4)When winning becomes boring or repetitive, switch it up a bit. Lose a few games in a row to lower your self-esteem. This way you are always happy when you get the kill.

I know there are more, so I'll allow Evl0ne and Mitch808 to add their tips, for Call of Duty 4.

Nice. You posted this pretty fast.

I promised. ;)

Thanks Tinman, and now to Mitch-Tips.

Pro Tip: Shooting down your own helicopter gives you bonus points.

Pro Tip #2: Changing your Clan Tag to "1337" makes you better.

Pro Tip #3: The sniper ALWAYS works best on Shipment.

Pro Tip #4: If you are using a UAV jammer, be sure to shoot a whole clip into the air so the other team is sure to find you.

Please note we have tested just about all of these & recommend them for the next time you play.

We're trustworthy. ;).

Special thanks to Lono for ditching us and allowing our minds to turn.

Please note we have tested just about all of these & recommend them for the next time you play.

Yes, if we find any more, we will share. Then soon soon you will be on your way to Presteige mode.

*Note* Tips and Tricks only help you rank up if your team does all the winning for you.


Stay tuned for next time when we share some handy tips for a different game.

Friends don't bail you out of jail...they ditch you & play frontline

Friends don't bail you out of jail...they ditch you & play frontline

But a true friend will be right there teabagging you.

Somehow i feel like this thread really sucks and that were the only ones that find it funny. Unless that's just because I'm posting in it.

People went to bed and Lono and people are playing Frontlines.

Just give them time.

well if they played with us they would understand, we should have a game to show them.

well if they played with us they would understand, we should have a game to show them.

Inside jokes are always the best.


Wish I had my voice in that game, would have liked to chatted with you guys more.


Well anyway, good night.

Guys if I may add to your list of Tips make sure you change your clan tag to DOTJ. Your smack talking points will increase by 250. Had a great time last night guys, A round of Megitmite for all my friends. Cheers!

Loving the tips,
I shall take your advice. :p

Guys if I may add to your list of Tips make sure you change your clan tag to DOTJ. Your smack talking points will increase by 250. Had a great time last night guys, A round of Vegitmite for all my friends. Cheers!

lol.

CoD4 Tips and Tricks FTW:D

DOTJ 4 EVA!!!!!!!! OK guys this will be my last post on Sarcastic gamer. Because as of this moment i am the newest member of DOTJ. The DOTJ is a group of trash talking homosexuals that like to give (and take it) from behind. And i think i will fit in well with them.

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I had a great time to. And as for this thread i think you had to be there for this to be funny.

Naw, We should do this for all of the games that we play on Live. It was mainly me, Evl0one and Mitch808, so if we could do more it would be great.

We should have a sacastic gamer sarcasm night, no serious people allowed

We should have a sacastic gamer sarcasm night, no serious people allowed

W-wha-WAIT! Sarcasticgamer.com ..... having...a...sarcastic gamer night....hmmm...it's brilliant...why didn't we think of this before.

Also, serious cat is not amused at your discrimination against serious people.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1402/822327651_1efebd248a.jpg

This thread was going ok until someone brought a lol cat in.