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Dave
03-28-2008, 01:55 PM
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The heads over at N4G.com have realized that the majority of their site has been overrun by the PS3 faithful. This outspoken party has reached power by picking fights in any and all articles and humping the competition into the submission. The article written by Matt “Volkov” Schmidt brought to you Bacon Salt, has raised N4G’s collective eyebrows and they decided to do something about it.

Introducing N4G’s Fanboy Wargames!


This Saturday, starting at 2:30pm at the L.A. Colosseum, the two great sides will square off and fight for the amusement of N4G. They’ll chose the top 100 hot headed 360 and PS3 fanboys that post on their site. Most Wii fans are under the age of 18 and it’s illegal for them to be allowed to fight to the death, so they’re out.

Ogre, an N4G spokesperson and Alpha Delta alum, gloated about the event early this morning.
“We’re going to give these nerrrrds swords, shields, and body armor and let them have at it. Hopefully, one side will finally be declared the winner. The time for s*** talking is over! It’s time for action! Bullying someone on the Internet is a lot different that piercing their heart with a sword.
Nerds, Nerds, Nerds, Nerrrrrrrds!”
Finally, we can watch what happens when two uncompromising sides of an issue take their feelings for inanimate objects, to the extreme! It’s time to recognize the fervent fanboys that will give their lives. I just want to note that most of these guys will probably die, right off the bat, from having to lift something heavier than a controller. I’m guessing that the strain will be too much. Just ask the Dual Shock 3 fanboys, or what’s left of them.

The good news is that a week after the slaughter has completed, the bloody melee will be available on pay-per-view.

How did we get here?

DanceDance
03-28-2008, 05:25 PM
This could be the biggest event of the year! Think of the money you could make at the door if you're charging a cover! We level-headed gamers would pay big money to see these boneheads have it.

You could start it off with the lighting of the Torch (in this case, a straw effigy of Jack Thompson), followed by a brief four song set from Jonathon Coulton, and then the undercard battle could be the Halo Fanboys versus the CoD Fanboys, just to get the crowd's bloodlust fired up.

And after the main event, you could release the lions into the stadium and wipe out the survivors...whoever wins, we win!

God, I have too much time on my hands.

Nibos
03-29-2008, 04:15 AM
This shall be there final battle.

Diortem
03-29-2008, 08:11 AM
This could be the biggest event of the year! Think of the money you could make at the door if you're charging a cover! We level-headed gamers would pay big money to see these boneheads have it.

You could start it off with the lighting of the Torch (in this case, a straw effigy of Jack Thompson), followed by a brief four song set from Jonathon Coulton, and then the undercard battle could be the Halo Fanboys versus the CoD Fanboys, just to get the crowd's bloodlust fired up.

And after the main event, you could release the lions into the stadium and wipe out the survivors...whoever wins, we win!

God, I have too much time on my hands.

Yo've thought this through for the rest of us! Ok, Im liking this idea.

PrinceGaming
03-29-2008, 03:35 PM
Lol the next thing could be having the characters of exclusive games fight each other - Imagine the hilarity that would ensue if Mario was forced to fight Master Chief!

Diortem
03-29-2008, 11:04 PM
Mario, Samus, Link, Master Chief, Kratos, Snake, the Arbitor, Sonic, and Tails all in one game...

Special hidden bosses: Bowser Jr., Dark Samus, The wizard from Zelda 3 (I dont remember the name right now), Atlus, MetalGear itself, Guilty Spark, GraveMind, and Chaos!

Ok, this could be bad ass if it was done right. (Dark Samus could easily enhance her commrads to be something REALLY nasty)

Yes, Im thinking someone with MUGEN has work ahead of them.

PrinceGaming
03-30-2008, 09:34 AM
It would be the first ever FPS/adventure/stealth/platforming/fighting/role playing game! Everyone would like it because you can just choose a character from a game you like the genre of. It could also be an RTS - the only thing better than Samus versus Master Chief is 10 battalions of Samuses versus 10 battalions of Master Chiefs!

Diortem
03-30-2008, 10:01 PM
It would be the first ever FPS/adventure/stealth/platforming/fighting/role playing game! Everyone would like it because you can just choose a character from a game you like the genre of. It could also be an RTS - the only thing better than Samus versus Master Chief is 10 battalions of Samuses versus 10 battalions of Master Chiefs!

Nah... Samus, Ghor, the other 2 from Prime 3, and the other 5 from Hunters on the DS vs Master Chief, the Arbitor, and 7 other Spartans.... each backe dup by the Marines of their respective group (pre Phazon, obviously... we want this to be fun, and hypermode = ALL mariens are doomed... regardless of which side).