Hey, I'm Matt. PC gamer extrodinare.

Hopefully I'll be writing many articles for the site in the future :) Look for my first one soon.

Hi everyone!

soon as you check your email. ;D

Grr You hath be the only normal member beating me in posts :'(

Do I hear "spamfest" ::) ;D

No I am not gonna post stupid stuff. I am just letting you know... :-X

Ever tried Spiced Ham?
Tastes horrible lol

Oh so that's ^ not SPAM

Replying to it isn't either 8-)

yet we BOTH continue...

No reason not to :)

hi volkov, I hope you write lots of really good stories for SG.

I thought Volkov always wrote things for sarcasticgamer?

this is a really old thread. Mad Mike man is posting crap on a bunch of threads to get his post count up...

@Madmikeman - please stop posting unless you have something useful to say.

oh, ok :(

I'm interested in how you're new considering you wrote the community rules very long ago.

Oh ok Lono that makes more sense. I read this and was like WTF? Oh and Madmikeman, I like you but spamming isn't cool. we don't judge by post count here.

Says the guy with the bigger count.