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We managed to deliver a show that is 85% devoid of GTA4. In this episode, Lono reveals some drama that has been going on behind the scenes at Sarcastic Gamer for some time now. For those that need a detailed show description before making their listening decision… Here you go.


NPD Numbers defy predictions
Gears of War 2 game play trailer impressions
Someone actually doesn’t care for Gears of War
Gamercast Network Update
SALE! FREE STUFF! WOW!
Songs that SHOULD be on Rock Band
PS3 headset heartache
News with Paul Christy
Doc’s Man Land plus HD versus SD
Idiocrisy plug
Ironman “The Movie”
360 Controller drama
GTA4 Control issues
Doc’s first hooker
Wii Stripper Pole
SG Community: Take a bow
Dave Take Us Out
Martini Time

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download...no...not yet...ok, now.

YAY its here!!!

listening it to it as I type this...

Yes I are listening

I don't know why people in Warhawk don't have their headsets because every game was bundled with a Bluetooth headset... unless they bought it through the PSN...

well I lost mine when I left, now I use my playstation eye, I am not buying one till the MGS bluetooth headset comes out.

well I lost mine when I left, now I use my playstation eye, I am not buying one till the MGS bluetooth headset comes out.

Socom confrontation is bundling one as well.


Oh and Lono, the suit isn't made out of Iron... Tony Stark makes that quite clear when he comments on the name :wink2:

Socom confrontation is bundling one as well.


Oh and Lono, the suit isn't made out of Iron... Tony Stark makes that quite clear when he comments on the name :wink2:

That was a joke dude.... :grin::thumbsup:

Well you can use a usb head set on ps3 thats what i use because all wireless headsets hurt mah ears!!!

BTW dave juke box hero came out on rock band first as dlc.

Great show guys.
I never really got into the first Gears either - I was too busy playing Rainbow instead.

T-Shirt recall??? NOOOOO!! You'll never get my XL pre-shrunk Ultra Cotton T-Shirt back from Me!

Idiocracy is a pretty good movie. Make sure you watch through the end credits for the final joke though.
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Dang! I guess I'll have to get off my butt and go see Ironman this week finally, so you guys don't spoil it for me.

And yeah, the hookers in GTA IV are realer this time. I was shocked :shocked:

When did Idiocracy come out?! How did I miss that one...it looks hilarious. Guess I need to rent that one.

And if yall didn't know if you go to the strip club in GTA 4 and get 3 lap dances, on the third one there is a special treat! (Note: you have to sit through the entire lap dance so the stripper will offer you another one...I think you have to sit through it anyway)

great show, still listening.

"The short sword of vengeance" lol thats great!

Idiocracy is GREAT!! If you don't see it you should be castrated by a one legged carnie with peg arm!

My flat mate has spent an altogether unhealthy amount of time with hookers and strippers in GTA - I'm getting worried. I've seen him with a least 20 hookers and he has now found another Strip Club on the other side of town that do slightly different dances.

And yes Ironman was excellent

Idiocracy is GREAT!! If you don't see it you should be castrated by a one legged carnie with peg arm!

I guess thats a recommendation then?

The gta4 hookers rock my world :w00t:

Next time on "Ow My Balls"... In the Land of Man... in Doc's garage!

Those hookers in San Andreas were just too funny...you would end up sitting in the car next to each other with each character looking straight ahead :D

Those hookers in San Andreas were just too funny...you would end up sitting in the car next to each other with each character looking straight ahead :D

lol soo true!

dont get hookers though.... whats the appeal?

lol soo true!

dont get hookers though.... whats the appeal?

Ironically the appeal in GTA is the health benefit. You can pay 845 hard-earned dollars to the ambulance or get some 30-dollar lovin from a lady of the night.

Notice the girls don't come out until the restaurants close.

They really need to add the prositutes to the radar. Or maybe you could buy a perk like that.... Hooker Tracking. Ho-Track.

lol soo true!

dont get hookers though.... whats the appeal?


Dunno, guess you've gotta be sad and lonely...lol :lol:

great entry, and I HOPE the controller thing doesnt happen to me (I dont have a 360, but I LOVE the controller on my PC)

Yeah, the headset prombelm with the PS3 is really annoying. But me and my mates pretty much play exclusivly with each other so its not that bad.

When did Idiocracy come out?! How did I miss that one...it looks hilarious. Guess I need to rent that one.

A Paucity of Publicity for 'Idiocracy' (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5788260)

by Nihar Patel

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Day to Day, September 8, 2006 · If you haven't heard of Mike Judge's film Idiocracy, starring Luke Wilson, you're not alone. Fans and critics are baffled by the lack of promotional effort from 20th Century Fox. The setting is a dumbed-down America hundreds of years in the future.


They did nothing to promote it at all.


Should Doc get Michael Scott's Plasma for his Man Land in the Garage?
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Should Doc get Michael Scott's Plasma for his Man Land in the Garage?


YES!!

I just listened to the show. good job guys!

It seems that martini time never finishes uninterrupted.when's the last time there was a martini time that didn't stop?

Great show.

SGC is short for Stargate Command though :lol:

/geek

Should Doc get Michael Scott's Plasma for his Man Land in the Garage?
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That was hystercial. That episode was so uncomfortable.

Yes! My voice drop-in finally made it!

Coincidentally, I recorded that before the GTR match...but it still make sense! I submitted around 3 more since then...:D

I still use a SD TV and I really have no problem with it. The only time I have a small amount of trouble with it is in GTA when I try and follow those green destination lines while I am driving, but I am always able to make them out.

When I first saw Idiocricy as soon as it was over, I went out and bought it. It's such a great movie about what's probably going to happen. Anyways great show guys.

Nice show. :thumbsup:
Perhaps Lono's controller is possessed by a ghost or maybe its just cursed? :tongue:

ALSO, Lono, you can use your Eye Toy to talk, as it has a stellar microphone too. So most people are just being ****ing idiots about talking, grrr

and i watched Idiocracy last year, ****ing awesome

Awesome episode. LOL! love the Ironman spoiler Lono.

IRONMAN OWNS

Seen it 3 times now. w00t

It's just so friggen awesome

Idiocracy is GREAT!! If you don't see it you should be castrated by a one legged carnie with peg arm!

Yes. Yes they should be. Sadly every time I see that movie it just seems more real.:sad:


Awesome show guys Had me laughing all the way through.

Oh you should totally record a full length song for Doc's man land and put it for a ringtone.

i had a cop actually jump onto the hood of my car while i was going ****ing fast and he hung onto the roof, so ****ing awesome

Idiocracy is effing rad! "Rehabilitation" would make a sick xbl arcade game, and "Doc's Man Land" totally needs to be a full length song!

Idiocracy is effing rad! "Rehabilitation" would make a sick xbl arcade game, and "Doc's Man Land" totally needs to be a full length song!

Finally someone who agrees good work my friend!

By the way WELCOME!:thumbsup:

i have a bluetooth headset .. just no one from sarcastic gamers is on my friends list so should add me if u want a game of gta 4 anytime .. but yea it should have come with the bluetooth headset. And why did the gta have to be sonsored for australia i may aswell bought gta 3 for ps2 -.- swearing is just as bad tho .. and when u sleep with ur gf in aus version its hilarious

Last week I really felt like just laying down and playing GTA so I lugged my 360 upstairs. My TV upstairs is freaking small... SMALL so I get it up there, set it up, lay down, turn on the game and I have NEVER in my life squinted at a TV as much as I did in the whole 10 minutes that it was up there.

It hurts my eyes just thinking about it.

Last week I really felt like just laying down and playing GTA so I lugged my 360 upstairs. My TV upstairs is freaking small... SMALL so I get it up there, set it up, lay down, turn on the game and I have NEVER in my life squinted at a TV as much as I did in the whole 10 minutes that it was up there.

It hurts my eyes just thinking about it.

Yeah it's JUST visible... sometimes I have to stop the car and look closely at it.... But the icons are stupid difficult to read

Great episode. I also have a Man Land. It's pretty sweet.

i had a cop actually jump onto the hood of my car while i was going ****ing fast and he hung onto the roof, so ****ing awesome

you know, it took me a few seconds to get what you were on about. made me worry a bit at first. :lol:

you know, it took me a few seconds to get what you were on about. made me worry a bit at first. :lol:

I too was confused.

Ok Ploogle's little 'thing' scared the crap outta me. I was listening to the podcast just before i went to sleep (even though usually I listen to it that morning). I was nodding off I think (no it wasnt because it was boring) but when Ploogles bit came on it woke me up a bit sharpish! :eek:

Ok Ploogle's little 'thing' scared the crap outta me. I was listening to the podcast just before i went to sleep (even though usually I listen to it that morning). I was nodding off I think (no it wasnt because it was boring) but when Ploogles bit came on it woke me up a bit sharpish! :eek:

:D You're welcome. That's not even the best one...I have several more that I sent in that have yet to be heard. Probably in about 4 or 5 episodes, based on how long it took for this one to get in.

:D You're welcome. That's not even the best one...I have several more that I sent in that have yet to be heard. Probably in about 4 or 5 episodes, based on how long it took for this one to get in.

really? :shocked: I'll be on my guard in the future. :lol:

I fail to see why you guys are so down on the idea of the Wii Stripper Pole. One second the Wii is a disappointment because it "only appeals to younger gamers", then when some company tries to put a little variety on the system, it's a mistake?

I fail to see why you guys are so down on the idea of the Wii Stripper Pole. One second the Wii is a disappointment because it "only appeals to younger gamers", then when some company tries to put a little variety on the system, it's a mistake?

How bout this for variety, a good RPG, other than zelda, how bout a good shooter....not a frigging stripper pole game... Why would that add variety? What do you get out of that ?

How bout this for variety, a good RPG, other than zelda, how bout a good shooter....not a frigging stripper pole game... Why would that add variety? What do you get out of that ?

He secretly fantasizes about being a stripper?

How bout this for variety, a good RPG, other than zelda, how bout a good shooter....not a frigging stripper pole game... Why would that add variety? What do you get out of that ?

I dunno, what do you get out of playing a set of fake drums? It's variety, it's something different. Maybe it'll be good, maybe it'll suck, but hey, give it a shot.

I'm with you on the RPG point (I don't consider Zelda an RPG at all). Shooters I'd rather play on the 360 anyway, but I agree with you there too. I'm all for getting better representation of those genres on the Wii... but hey, that's no reason to dismiss a new type of game just because you don't think you'll like it.

I must say I agree with Lono. Too many minigame collections and not enough genuinely good games. Though I do think you guys (Doc, Dave and Lono) do put a bit of a downer on the Wii everytime you talk about it. :undecided:

Bang on about the headsets - but one advantage is that you don't get 12 year olds calling you a douche every few minutes, as I've found whenever I've had the pleasure of playing Xbox Live.

Also, Peekaboo have operated as a 'poledance exercise' company for a few years so presumably its a profitable business.

I'm sitting here with my wii i have bought 4 games
Zelda: TP
Metroid Prime 3
Mario Galaxy
Wii Play (for the extra controller and something to shut my siblings up with)

There are other I will get around to getting but I wish people would get off their asses and push the damm console and all it's inovation to the max
Though on a side note I call for an Ace Attorney game to be called to the Wii!
that would be awsome

Now excuse me while I man my tanks to take over Doc's Man Land
Fear the Crazy irishman!!

What are you guys trying to tell me...
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