View Full Version : The "Guess the Punchline" Thread
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 11:37 AM I was reading Eril Falcon's thread about bad jokes, and I thought of this idea...
The title's pretty self-explanatory...
This may work quite well...
But ironically, this is a serious thread, so no spamming... :thumbsup:
Here's mine:
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
Whitefire351 05-29-2008, 11:38 AM opps look at the time
Whitefire351 05-29-2008, 11:39 AM no wait... look ma no hands
Whitefire351 05-29-2008, 11:55 AM What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
strika234 05-29-2008, 11:57 AM not'cho cheese
where do you find a rubber trumpet?
Whitefire351 05-29-2008, 11:58 AM What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
strika234 05-29-2008, 11:58 AM Subordinate clauses.
Whitefire351 05-29-2008, 11:59 AM Subordinate clauses.
wow your good are you just gooling them :-P
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 01:04 PM not'cho cheese
where do you find a rubber trumpet?
Looking for a rubber band.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms, legs and lying on the floor?
crunkhippo 05-29-2008, 01:07 PM Matt
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and floating in the water?
Ploogle 05-29-2008, 01:15 PM Matt
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 02:36 PM Bob.
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
the 6th degree 05-29-2008, 02:51 PM Steak.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef.
Whats the difference between Two Worlds and Michael Jackson?
Ploogle 05-29-2008, 02:57 PM Steak.
Actually, it's "Lean Beef"
Ground Beef.
Whats the difference between Two Worlds and Michael Jackson?
I can imagine something dirty...please NO.
Also, I found where most of you are getting your jokes... (http://www.rose-hulman.edu/~zeigleem/Dumb%20Jokes.htm)
Ploogle 05-29-2008, 03:00 PM Edit: Double post
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 04:14 PM Ground Beef.
Whats the difference between Two Worlds and Michael Jackson?
Not sure about that one...
Let me guess...
Something to do with small children.
Erm... Two Worlds is more appropriate for small children? :undecided:
Ground Beef.
Whats the difference between Two Worlds and Michael Jackson?
One is called Two Worlds, the other is not.
Tinman 05-29-2008, 04:41 PM Ground Beef.
Whats the difference between Two Worlds and Michael Jackson?
nothing, they both suck. -ZING!
What do get when cross an owl, with a bungie chord?
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 04:47 PM What do get when cross an owl, with a bungie chord?
"A snake with a big head".
But the joke sounds familiar...
Is it a quote? :undecided:
Tinman 05-29-2008, 04:49 PM ten bonus points if you get it perfectly.
codinthepocket 05-29-2008, 05:44 PM ten bonus points if you get it perfectly.
My ass. Kung Pow. :thumbsup:
strika234 05-29-2008, 06:05 PM What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and floating in the water?
dead.
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