I would probably ban all the other mods and set up a tyrannical dictatorship.

If I became a mod, the website would explode. Not because of anything that I do, but because of my coolness. I'm already so cool that if that happened the internet would simply brake.

Ban you.

First I'd ban Hobohunter straight away (how he's survived this long is still a mystery to me) Then I'd probably ban randomperson the next time he annoys me (which wouldn't take long). Then I'd patiently wait for the next idiot to arrive :lol:

He's been banned, what is it now? 2 maybe 3 times already

Yeah Hitler banned everyone :rolleyes:

No, he killed a lot, which is kinda the same as banning.
You've got to get your priorities together kid.

I think not banning both of you is unfair to all the other users ;)

I'd delete stupid threads like this one and give spammers (not naming people) 3 strike warnings and then ban....hammer... time!

same as Shane. And You know what? I'd stop posting spam. I know it's what would keep me held back, and I do it sometimes, but i'd stop to be a MOD!!!!!

I'd delete stupid threads like this one and give spammers (not naming people) 3 strike warnings and then ban....hammer... time!
It's okay, you can name them, we all know who they are :grin:

First I'd ban Hobohunter straight away (how he's survived this long is still a mystery to me) Then I'd probably ban randomperson the next time he annoys me (which wouldn't take long). Then I'd patiently wait for the next idiot to arrive :lol:

I'd do that to, except I'd ban Shane for taking my idea for what to do if I was mod, then I would just step down. (I'm just kidding Shane)

Wrong..

[quote=randomperson;123154]Douche, Hobo Hunter is the best threadmaker of all time, hey, he's funny.

He can be occasionally, but he can also be annoying as hell.

He's been banned, what is it now? 2 maybe 3 times already

4 times

If I were a mod...

I would do exactly what a moderator should do.
Simple... :thumbsup:

First I'd ban Hobohunter straight away (how he's survived this long is still a mystery to me) Then I'd probably ban randomperson the next time he annoys me (which wouldn't take long). Then I'd patiently wait for the next idiot to arrive :lol:

If I was a mod, I am not sure what I would do...
I don't think I would ban Hobohunter right away, I would at least give him a chance under my new rule.

First I'd ban Hobohunter straight away (how he's survived this long is still a mystery to me) Then I'd probably ban randomperson the next time he annoys me (which wouldn't take long). Then I'd patiently wait for the next idiot to arrive :lol:



Ummmm, what is so bad about HoboHunter?

Ummmm, what is so bad about HoboHunter?

I guess he spams a lot. I haven't been here longer to see the horrors of him that everyone else has apparently seen.

I guess he spams a lot. I haven't been here longer to see the horrors of him that everyone else has apparently seen.

he posts a lot of junk threads. they can be funny, but sometimes they're annoying.

he posts a lot of junk threads. they can be funny, but sometimes they're annoying.

Can someone give me an example of a particularly annoying thread he has made?

he posts a lot of junk threads. they can be funny, but sometimes they're annoying.

More often then not just annoying. :lol:

More on topic, if I was a mod I'd try to be the best darn mod that ever grace these forums. Or at least as good as I could be.

Who would make me a mod?
Thats just crazy.

More often then not just annoying. :lol:

More on topic, if I was a mod I'd try to be the best darn mod that ever grace these forums. Or at least as good as I could be.

here are some.

here are some.

Those were all spam, but the last wasn't that annoying. Haven't other people done "____ Posts in ____!" threads before?

he was the one to start the trend of that.

and the others had another topic to keep the thread alive

If I were a Mod I would change myself back to a normal user. I don't like to do work without pay. It's not as great as most of you think, but it does make your penis look bigger.

but it does make your penis look bigger.

Wrong it makes your E-penis bigger

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/KillKrazed/epenis.jpg

Hmmm.....
I would reset hobo hunter and random persons post count, Then I would wait for it to get back up and reset it again or ban them:P

I'd make the forums a better place. Btw, your idea is what got Yousty and SupaSlick demoted, they tried to do the same thing.

Wow, that couldn't be more wrong... neither Yousty or SupaSlick were "demoted"... in fact, neither of them quit doing what they did on the site for negative reasons at all... at least as far as I ever heard.

Are you simply guessing this or did someone tell you that?

I would probably screw up royally and everyone would hate me.

I'd then sit in the corner and cry while listening to Linkin Park and write bad poetry on LiveJournal.

I'd do everything i could to stop things that are racist, homophobic, spamming, trolling, etc. That being said i'm not perfect but i'd do my best... although I'm curious as to how all these mod threads got started as they seem fairly pointless as the admins/mods will choose new mods based of action not on what they say! I could be wrong but... i don't think so

If I were a Mod I would change myself back to a normal user. I don't like to do work without pay. It's not as great as most of you think, but it does make your penis look bigger.

I have to agree with you. For me to be a good mod I'd have to really, really care about the well-being of the site. I like SarcasticGamer and all, I'm on it many times a day, but I don't care enough.

Hope no one gets their feelers hurt!

I have to agree with you. For me to be a good mod I'd have to really, really care about the well-being of the site. I like SarcasticGamer and all, I'm on it many times a day, but I don't care enough.

Hope no one gets their feelers hurt!

How could you... :sad:

I thought you loved us :lol:

If I were a mod...I'd rarely use my power. Only if I was absolutely sure that the situation required mod intervention would I use it.

Also, guys, there's no point in banning everyone. DDL keeps a database backup after the hack attempt (I'm pretty sure), and he's basically the root admin of the site. So, anything hugely negative should ONLY be done by DDL. :undecided:

I'd ban Ploogle.

I'd ban Ploogle.

Why? :sad:

exactly

First I'd ban Hobohunter straight away (how he's survived this long is still a mystery to me) Then I'd probably ban randomperson the next time he annoys me (which wouldn't take long). Then I'd patiently wait for the next idiot to arrive :lol:
Yeah, I had a few problems with that post!
1) Hobohunter kicks ass.
2) I would ban PANDOMPERSON immediately.
3) I would take down the Wii section! :lol:

1) Hobohunter kicks ass.


You joined in May? Yeah that's why. You weren't here in December. Those were dark days for SG.

:lol:

It looks like you guys have basically turned this into the "Look at us, we would have absolutely no control of ourselves if given the power" thread. :D

That's where you're wrong, Ploogle. I have perfect self-control. I wouldn't ban you...unless I reeeeeeally felt like it.

:lol:

It looks like you guys have basically turned this into the "Look at us, we would have absolutely no control of ourselves if given the power" thread. :D

Was it ever going to go any other way?

Yeah, I had a few problems with that post!
1) Hobohunter kicks ass.

My response to that is... (Spoiler)
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/KillKrazed/Fail-1.jpg

Anyways being a mod isn't all its cracked up to be to many responsibilities so I too would probably step down

That's where you're wrong, Ploogle. I have perfect self-control.

Uhh... You just posted all OVER this page. Youre like every other post. You cant stay AWAY from this thread! Im the same way with the "Why do Wii fanboys vigorously defend wiis crappy graphics" thread. Theyre all in denial now!:lol:

I "New Post" I can't help it if I respond quickly. And how does that mean I have no self-control?

I "New Post" I can't help it if I respond quickly. And how does that mean I have no self-control?

Does "CANT STAY AWAY from this thread!" ring a bell?

I look at threads I've responded to or that peak my interest to see what people have said. Reading others opinions or jokes or whatever is what I do. I frequent many threads just as I have this one, I've just responded more on this one.

If I was a mod I would lock this thread..

Oh no, wait.
I am a mod! :thumbsup: