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by Jeromy "Doc" Adams

with Dave, Lono, and Rothbart

With all of the Halo 3 Hype that's ramping up, we knew we couldn't let this record-breaking franchise get away unscathed. Here's "The Halo 3 Hype Hoedown", delivering 3 minutes of foot stompin', spoon clackin' funny for fanboys and skeptics alike.

If you feel like rousin' up yer kin to throw down some sangin', try our singalong version! (coming Monday) You might even win a might-perty-prize.

FORUM READERS: CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE VIDEO (http://www.sarcasticgamer.com/2007/09/halo-3-hype-hoedown.html)

hmmm.. that song made me want to make out with my sister.

yeee haawwww!

Great song!

Pure genius, Doc, pure genius. I laughed my ass off at the whole thing.

Great song!

The vid isn't playing for everyone. I am switching back to youtube. This will take a few minutes. my apologies everyone.

hmmm.. that song made me want to make out with my sister.

yeee haawwww!

then I guess we've done our job!!! Nice crooning Dee Oh Cee!!!

lol that was great...nice work.

BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! That was fantastic. Loved the song and loved the video.

this rocks *memorizes song* not..enough *watches 500 more times*

this rocks *memorizes song* not..enough *watches 500 more times*

Thanks! Now get the mp3 with the missing third verse and finish it yourself! I wanna hear you guys make up your own last verse!

Haha! Nice guys, that was great. Now I have both it and bad game stuck in my head... You bastards!

I don't know if I am up for doing my own last verse though. I get the feeling that the amount of mocking my "New Zealander that has been in Canada for 2 years" accent would bring would be too much of a blow.

Loved it.

I really liked how it pays tribute to Halo while at the same time making fun of the game's ridiculousness.

Thanks! Now get the mp3 with the missing third verse and finish it yourself! I wanna hear you guys make up your own last verse!

i don't sing

but im ok at writing songs

yay therteenth post

This is gonna be huge!!! awesome song

The video is on xbox360fanboy.com and thebbps.com yay!

The video is on xbox360fanboy.com and thebbps.com yay!

I posted it on my xanga blog too, which gets like millions of visits each day.




I like to think it does anyway.:p

I posted it on my Game Battles page and posted a quick blog on GB that it was there.

Okay, I just had to do this. Download the full song without the extra singalong verse **** -SOrry Ploogle, don't want that version out there just yet.---Doc

The editing started with "How You Killed Your Brand." I just don't like to listen to songs with even a little bit of swearing in them, so now the song plays "now you're getting kicked by the Wii." :P

Great job, guys!

Another great song from SG. Keep 'em coming, guys!

Okay, I just had to do this. Download the full song without the extra singalong verse.

The editing started with "How You Killed Your Brand." I just don't like to listen to songs with even a little bit of swearing in them, so now the song plays "now you're getting kicked by the Wii." :P

Hey, your I-don't-like-swearing behaviour seems quite strange to me. I'd understand it (and agree with it) if the song played "now you're getting your ass kicked by the f*ckers from Nintendo", but it's just "ass"! "Ass"! "Ass"! We live in the 21st century! Every movie nowadays has to contain at least 30 uses of the word "****" and 15 of "bitch", and you can't stand one "ass"? Oh.

Definately the best song to date :D

It's on joystiq (http://www.joystiq.com/2007/09/14/halo-3-hype-hoedown-satire-song/) now, their RSS feed as well. :D

Somehow the trail of comments derailed into a discussion about Gordon Freeman versus Morgan Freeman pretty quickly. Everyone seems a "Go!" for the Jack Thompson beating though.

Actually, I don't like movies with a lot of swearing in them either.

I can't sing worth jack, but I wrote the ending.
Edit: Here's the song + lyrics: Song (http://h1.ripway.com/ploogle/HaloHoedown_plooglesing.mp3)

The French won't be so stuck up aujourd'hui.
When the third game with Master Chief's released.
All the geeks will get more coffee
All the sadists will be jolly
When Bungee finally gives us Halo 3.

All the troops will come back from overseas
And the whole world will smell of potpourii
Folks will plant a tree on Earth Day
All the games won't be so cliche
When Bungee finally gives us Halo 3.

No more waiting at the DMV
No more bad calls by a referee
No more time to do our schoolwork
All the fanboys will go berserk

Everything's gonna be all right
Once they finally finish the fight
When Bungee finally gives us Halo 3.

I loved the bit about curing world hunger.

-SOrry Ploogle, don't want that version out there just yet.---Doc
If you say so, Doc...

I just don't like to listen to songs with even a little bit of swearing in them

I recommend buying a couple Ludacris CDs and listening to them non-stop for a couple days and then you'll realize that cussing doesn't necessarily ruin good music. Especially with such "great" lyrics as:

"Who the **** you talkin' to? Not me. Couldn't be me. Naw, not me..."

or

Move b****, get out the way. Get out the way b****, get out the "way!"

The editing started with "How You Killed Your Brand." I just don't like to listen to songs with even a little bit of swearing in them, so now the song plays "now you're getting kicked by the Wii." :P

Since when has Donkey (ass) been a swear word lol

"Now your getting your donkey kicked by the wii"

poor eeyore :(

http://disney.go.com/characters/pooh/images/meet/eeyore/ph_bi_eeyore_thumb.gif

Joking aside i do agree that in some songs swearing is used just to pad the song out.

anyways great song! i have been listening to it ever since! its ever so tempting to download "she'll be coming round the mountain"

I better not or else I will be bullied :(

another great job! made me laugh! (and have a love for the tune :S)

a hint of sarcasm rothbart?

a hint of sarcasm rothbart?


Never. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/natedoggcata/1189737922516.jpg

one of the best nice song

If you could get the kickassness of Jack Bauer and the wittiness of.... Someone witty and put it in a song you would get this.

Great song! But this thing better be solving cancer if people are going to pay 130 bucks for this!

XD Hilarious.

Hey guys the video got mentioned in the Bungie Weekly Update! That means even more hits and more members! Yea.

Congrats on getting mentioned in the weekly update at Bungie. A really funny video, tributes the game while still making fun of the hype around it.

But I guess I'm just as hyped as the next guy... 10 more days!

Congratulations on making it on the homepage of Bungie.net and halo.bungie.org. My two life goals you have accomplished in just a short couple of hours.

55,000 views on Youtube. Holy. *****. ****. It's been 16 hours....

Will it make 1,000,000 views?
That is the question.

perfect. nice work!

What a great song, love all of your songs you do, they just get better and better, Well done!!:)

yayy! you got the Bungie Weekly update!

well done guys :D!!

Awesome job guys, definitely one of my favorites so far.

Congrats on making the Bungie Weekly Update!

Thanks for confirming my hopes that Halo 3 will be the best thing since the invention of..... well...... ANYTHING!

55,000 views on Youtube. Holy. ****ing. shit. It's been 16 hours....

Halo sells lono...

Halo sells.

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Never. ;)

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Nice photoshop. :P

Never. ;)

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... Wow. And they thought the labor thing was bad.

Great job guys... you really do know how to make people laugh... I mean Lono doesnt even have to say anything and people crack up.

Glad to be a part of this fun site.

Later.

Do I see a record deal with Microsoft coming along?!?!?

I am waiting until this is shown on Attack of the Show.

And knowing G4 they will butcher the crap out of it.

Ah well, it's free advertising for the site.

200,000 views on youtube. 25 honors.... out of control...

Yeah - I was surprised it didn't make it on AOTS on friday. It always annoys me when they cut things off. However, if they promoted it correctly, it would drive more people to the site.

There's still hope for g4 yet guys....

Wow. Am I the only one that's entered? That must mean that I'm the best singer out of all the entries! O_____O

When's the deadline for the contest?

What contest?

Lono,
If you feel like rousin' up yer kin to throw down some sangin', try our singalong version! (coming Monday) You might even win a might-perty-prize.
I guess Doc was just joking. I'm pretty sure about it. Besides, no-one has really entered the competition; writing the lyrics isn't enough, it's "singalong" not "writealong".

Hey! I sang!

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...not very well, I'll admit, but hey!

200,000 views on youtube. 25 honors.... out of control...

How do you get honors? (Nevermind, found out)
(By the way, could you make the 'Second Life' video a response on the video)

I hope it doesnt go on G4 to be honest.

They have a way of butchering everything on there. Hell, they even butchered themselves (G4-TechTV merger).

Oh well, like I said, free advertising for the site.

Hey! I sang!
Oh yeah. Sorry. I guess you've edited the post, I could swear there were only the lyrics a few days ago.

I hope it doesnt go on G4 to be honest.
Yeah, but who cares about what G4 thinks, seriously? :P People will come to the site to see it even if G4 says it totally sucks and the videos are crap. At least I hope so.

Why do you bust on Wesley Crusher Doc?
What did the smartest teen in Starfleet ever do to you???
LMAO :D

Why do you bust on Wesley Crusher Doc?
What did the smartest teen in Starfleet ever do to you???
LMAO :D


Actually I would've laughed harder had I not attended PAX and experienced a new found appreciation for him. He delivered an EXCELLENT keynote and took us on a great trip down the memory lane of a gamer...

Haven't read his blog though, it could be crap for all I know. I'm SURE he put a ton more effort into his keynote speech than a daily/weekly blog entry.

Ok, so here is the first part of my own verse:

Oh Lono will find a bride to be
Doc will actually perform a surgery

Oh Rothbart will dig himself a hole
And cover himself in tarter sauce
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Im trying to come up with more, but its just not clicking.

I wrote my ending too. What do I do with it?

oh god this game is truly overhyped whats next? a halo 3 nintendo Wii? god forbid that ever happen. I know some people that are missing school on the day it comes out just to get it and play it I however don't own a 360 so I won't be playing Halo 3 anytime soon

Ok here it is, sorry if its not perfect,

Oh Lono will find a bride to be
Doc will actually perform a surgery
Oh Rothbart will dig himself a hole
And cover himself in tarter sauce
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3.

Sarcastic Gamer will no longer be
The internet will be free of sleaze
Captain finally gets a job
And Volkov runs away and hides
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Lono will divorce again you see
Doc will hit a major artery
Rothbart will get smothered
And Captain will get fired
When Bunige finally gives us Halo 3

Volkov runs to china
Gets lead poison then dies
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Hope you like and I hope I win a prize!

Ummm...Mikey? Most of those lines don't rhyme, and they don't fit the tune...

Ok, so here is the first part of my own verse:

Oh Lono will find a bride to be
Doc will actually perform a surgery

Oh Rothbart will dig himself a hole
And cover himself in tarter sauce
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Im trying to come up with more, but its just not clicking.

Ya don't say... tarter sauce? Is that like tartar sauce? :D

Poogle, yes it does fit tune. I checked it serveral time.

Rothbart, I have no idea what u mean. I didnt claim my spelling was the best if thats what u are talking about.

***Only part that doesnt work is very end***

Mikey, why so angry?

Me and my friend came up with a brilliant idea today.

We will go to the Halo 3 midnight release at our local EB Games. I will dress as Ratchet, my friend as Clank. We will both hold a sign that reads: "Sony loves you, Halo fanboys".

(and of course we will both be wearing bullet proof vests to shield us from the fanboys' attacks on us.

Hmm, im not angry. Although I am a but mad because I forgot to add u to song, oh well

Me and my friend came up with a brilliant idea today.

We will go to the Halo 3 midnight release at our local EB Games. I will dress as Ratchet, my friend as Clank. We will both hold a sign that reads: "Sony loves you, Halo fanboys".

(and of course we will both be wearing bullet proof vests to shield us from the fanboys' attacks on us.

They better stand 5.56 and 7.62 rounds... fanboys are known for carrying assault rifles with them.

You might also consider a helmet... they got bats.

And... a crotch protection... I'm not gonna explain that one.

Captain finally gets a job

Maybe you're thinking of Dave...I have a job. ;)

Me and my friend came up with a brilliant idea today.

We will go to the Halo 3 midnight release at our local EB Games. I will dress as Ratchet, my friend as Clank. We will both hold a sign that reads: "Sony loves you, Halo fanboys".

(and of course we will both be wearing bullet proof vests to shield us from the fanboys' attacks on us.

We barely knew you. *sniff So sad.

Fantastic, this song is getting more hits by the hour...

Me and my friend came up with a brilliant idea today.

We will go to the Halo 3 midnight release at our local EB Games. I will dress as Ratchet, my friend as Clank. We will both hold a sign that reads: "Sony loves you, Halo fanboys".

(and of course we will both be wearing bullet proof vests to shield us from the fanboys' attacks on us.


if you film it, we'll post it. that sounds ****ing funny.

330k views already.

lol, I meant no offence when I did that. Sorry if it has offended u.

Hey, I don't know if you already knew this, but you have been featured in Bungie.

Congrats guys!

http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&cid=12771

if you film it, we'll post it. that sounds ****ing funny.

I'll try.

I haven't used my camera in ages though, i'll need to look for it.

Ok, so here is the first part of my own verse:

Oh Lono will find a bride to be
Doc will actually perform a surgery

Oh Rothbart will dig himself a hole
And cover himself in tarter sauce
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Im trying to come up with more, but its just not clicking.


oooooooooook........ whats with the tarter sauce?

you know, I havent a clue. Its the first thing that poped in my head

After rechecking, I have found a total of 4 lines that dont work :[


Oh Lono will find a bride to be
Doc will actually perform a surgery
Oh Rothbart will dig himself a hole
And cover himself in tarter sauce
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3.

Sarcastic Gamer will no longer be
The internet will be free of sleaze
Captain finally gets a job<<<
And Volkov runs away and hides<<<
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Lono will divorce again you see
Doc will hit a major artery
Rothbart will get smothered
And Captain will get fired
When Bunige finally gives us Halo 3

Volkov runs to china<<<
Gets lead poison then dies<<<
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

I didnt realize it at first sorry

Aren't lyrics supposed to rhyme? I don't know...

ok ok, I get it. It sucks. But it only took me 30 minutes to do. You cant expect more. I never claimed to be a genuis song writer. And I know it was probably a bad idea to say bad things about yall (although I meant no offence by it, not even to you lono) but it was just made for fun.

I have several unrecorded parodies... writing (with rhyming) is fairly easy... now if I could only convince someone to record one (or get drunk enough myself to do it) we'd be in business. For the record, I hate singing... or at least having attention drawn to my singing. :eek:

ok ok, I get it. It sucks. But it only took me 30 minutes to do. You cant expect more. I never claimed to be a genuis song writer. And I know it was probably a bad idea to say bad things about yall (although I meant no offence by it, not even to you lono) but it was just made for fun.

It's all good mikey, obviously, one of the things the guys on here like to do is rib each other.... so whaddda expect??? lol :)

I just wanted to say I am a big fan Doc. Keep up the great work. I play all your songs to all my gaming friends, and my girlfriend loves you.

Anyway here are my lyrics:


When Halo 3 comes out this fall
You'll have to chose between that or watchin' football
But it'll be Halo that you beatin'
And the Patriots will stop cheatin'

When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

If the servers crash like they did in the beta
That would really make me a Microsoft hate-a
That would suck like Kakuto Chojin
I'd say "What the ****?" to Major Nelson

When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Nice. I like that one.

Roth, care to share any of yours?

Nice. I like that one.

Roth, care to share any of yours?

Here are a few (http://www.gamercastnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4785) that I did back when Doc wrote Ring of Fire (as challenge by me). Follow the link for a better formatted version including the original songs' lyrics (if we had the [table] bbCode enabled in the forums here, I'd post them that way too... hint, hint...)

I've done others and have at least three I can think of right off hand that haven't been posted anywhere yet... maybe someone will sing them someday...


Next Generation (to the tune of The Who's My Generation)

People always put it d-down (don't think Wii's next generation)
Just because you flail around (don't think Wii's next generation)
Some games do look awful d-d-dumb (don't think Wii's next generation)
Wii-itis makes you go numb (don't think Wii's next generation)

This ain't next generation
This ain't next generation, baby

Why won't it just f-fade away (don't think Wii's next generation)
And let us play our HD g-g-games (don't think Wii's next generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (don't think Wii's next generation)
I'm just welcoming next g-g-g-generation (don't think Wii's next generation)

This ain't next generation
This ain't next generation, baby

Friend codes just won't f-fade away (don't think Wii's next generation)
Nintendo won't d-dig what we all s-s-say (don't think Wii's next generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (don't think Wii's next generation)
I'm just welcoming next g-g-generation (don't think Wii's next generation)

This ain't next generation
This ain't next generation, baby

Claims you can't put it d-down (don't think Wii's next generation)
After Wii Sports you'll s-s-start to frown (don't think Wii's next generation)
The coming months look awfully b-b-bleak (don't think Wii's next generation)
Yeah, I haven't played my Wii in weeks (don't think Wii's next generation)

This ain't next generation
This ain't next generation, baby

Flashing Red (to the tune of The Rolling Stone's Paint It Black)

I see a red ring and I want it turned back green
No red ring anymore I want it to be green
I hear the Xbox 360 revving its fans
I have to turn the volume high as I can stand

I see a flashing red ring and I want it green
With quiet fans, cool to the touch, know what I mean?
I see people post their horror stories up online
Like all of them I guess I get to go post mine

I even wrapped my 360 inside a towel
I turn it on to see the red ring flashing now
Maybe when I call they'll send me back a new Elite
If they'd do something for my trouble that would be sweet

But when they answer I don't hear the words I want
Their tone so condescending almost like a taunt
I figure if I get riled up they'll see my point
But as I plead my case they just disappoint

I see a red ring and I want it turned back green
No red ring anymore I want it to be green
I hear the Xbox 360 revving its fans
I have to turn the volume high as I can stand

Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
Don't wanna see it flashing, flashing red
Red as fire, red as blood
I wanna see the ring steady green all the time
Don't wanna see it flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing red
Yeah!


Red Ring of Death (to the tune of Prince's Little Red Corvette)

I guess I should'a known
By the way you sounded like a jet
That you wouldn't last

See you're the kinda product
That's goal is only profit
Build 'em and ship 'em fast

I guess I must be dumb
cause I had a bookshelf full of good games
Some new and some of them used

But it was Saturday night
My friends were waitin' online
And I said what have I got to lose?
And that's when I saw the...

Red Ring of Death
Watching it as it flashed
Red Ring of Death
I need a console that's gonna last

I guess I should'a closed my eyes
When I logged into your site
At least it was free

Cause I felt a little ill
When I saw the forum posts
Of the people that had called before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough class

But it was Saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And I said "Now Habib, just listen to me!"
I've seen the..

Red Ring of Death
Watching it as it flashed
Red Ring of Death
I need a console that's gonna last

A console like yours (a console like yours)
Ought'a be stable (ought'a be stable)
Cause I'm on the verge of being obscene
(Cause I'm on the verge of being obscene)

Come on Habib (Come on Habib)
Listen to me (Listen to me)
I want you to replace your frickin' red ring machine
(I want you to replace your frickin' red ring machine)

Red Ring of Death
Watching it as it flashed
Red Ring of Death
I need a console that's gonna last

Red Ring of Death
Xbox you've got to cool down (got to cool down)
Red Ring of Death
Cause if you don't I'm gonna wrap your
little red ring right up in a towel

(Red Ring of Death)
Wrapped up in a towel (got to cool down)
You, you, you got to cool down (Red Ring of Death)
You're fans are moving fast (so fast)
I need a console that's gonna last

Microsoft you had a big lead you see
And the games...
I say the games are so good
You must be hatin' Wii

Xbox you're much too loud
Red Ring of Death
I need somethin', I need somethin' that's
That's gonna last
(Red Ring of Death)
You've got to cool down (You've got to cool down)
Red Ring of Death

Cause if you don't, cause if you don't,
the ground) | You're gonna run Microsoft right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Wow, those are all really good. When is Doc gonna make them?;)


I couldn't help but notice there wasn't one ripping on Sony.

Wow, those are all really good. When is Doc gonna make them?;)


Thanks. Razz Doc about it, he claims he can't "do" Prince... but I never really heard back on the rest...


I couldn't help but notice there wasn't one ripping on Sony.


My personal favorite parody was a Sony-critical song... In my opinion it was (going to be) the best Sony-critical song (http://www.gamercastnetwork.com/forums/showthread.php?p=67370)... The jabs were objective, the melody was followed extremely closely (it flows very well), the lyrics had a LOT of thought behind them...

Unfortunately it didn't get finished before it became irrelevant... I had trouble finding instrumental music to record it and lost motivation to finish the few remaining lyrics I needed to be done with it (the lettered lines indicate rhyming that was needed to match the original... btw, that song clocks in at like 8 minutes or something crazy).

Keep in mind it was from March of this year... pre-Kutaragi being gone, pre-Home announcement, pre-Most of the cool things that've been done post-launch:

Please Don't Let the PS3 Die (to the tune of American Pie)

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How Playstation used to make me smile.
I'd stay up late to have a chance
To play each level and advance
And, maybe, I'd be happy for a while.

But lately Sony's made me shiver,
Unsure PS3 will deliver
True next-generation gaming
Who should I be blaming?

I can't remember the first lie
Was it E3 footage, 2005?
The rootkits or those laptops fried?
What if their console died?

Oh why, why Kutaragi-san, why?
Did you design the PS3 and
then release it to die.
Where are the great games, that you expect us to buy
Sony please don't let the PS3 die.
Just like you've let the PSP die...

Oh Ken, did you write the business plan
Or were you just their idea man
Cause, Ken, I think they, need some more
Your system has impressive specs
But will you release some damn games for it next?
Sony, please, pick yourself up, off the floor.

Well I know your downfall, story's long
You've done so many things so wrong.
You've been the laughing stock of gaming news,
When all you had to do was tell us the truth!

You lost a lawsuit that cost you rumble
Your executives messages were such a jumble
Your lousy game selection has made us grumble
What if, Playstation died?

I started singin'
Why, why, David Karraker, why?
Did you say those stupid things,
And ban that Kotaku guy.
You're the head of Sony's PR and that's what you would try?
Sony, please don't let the PS3 die.
Just like you've let the PSP die.

Now for ten years you've been number one
And you've brought so many people fun
But you can't count on that for too long.
When the PS2 broke on the scene
Like the PS3 devs cursed the machine
and that's why we have this song.

And while last-gen was winding down
Microsoft sought to steal the crown
The first to do HD
It was the 360
And while Sony planned the PS3
Microsoft catered to you and me
And now we've even got the Wii
Don't let Playstation die.

We're all singing,
Why, why Mr. Harrison why
Are exclusives leaving PS3
Except from you guys?
Are first party games enough to ensure a new customer buys?
Oh Sony, please don't let the PS3 die
Just like you've let the PSP die

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We're all singing,
Why, why, Mr. Kaz Hirai
Can't developers get unified
online from you guys?
You've had years to come up with your answer to Xbox Live
Sony please don't let the PS3 die,
Just like you've let the PSP die.

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And I'm singing,
Why, why, Howard Stringer, why
Don't you fix your crazy pricing
If you want us to buy
Maybe throw in a headset and a game on the side
Mass market won't pay $599
Don't fool yourself and say it'll be fine

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And I'm singing,
Why, why, Mr Jack Tretton, why?
Did you say that you'd buy any
PS3's we could find?
And at $1200 bucks each were you out of your mind?
Sony please don't let the PS3 die,
And you might think of replacing this guy.

And I'm singing,
Why, why, Sony corporate why?
Do you hire people that don't know
their ass from the sky?
The PS3 has promise but get rid of these guys.
Sony, please don't let the PS3 die.

Hi guys, im new here and also a HALO Fanatic, i've written the correct lyrics in the Video, i listen it a couple of times, so i can write it correctly....

There'll be lots of happy gamers wait and see
when the 3rd game with Master Chief's release
do id house men alert it all
the streets evade decerded

When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3
Yeah the world have been a better place to be
Ice cups roofstops melting instantly
no more femine ridden places
no more flies on childrens faces

When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

Finally give a care in Cancer NDD
They'll get some music shows on MTV
New Orleans will get residence
we'll get a decent President
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

North Korea will a pieces
Lindsay Lohan will find Jesus
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

"Hey lets run back that again"

AlQaeda will lay down their guns in flee
your wii mote wont destroy your new TV
fill it up your car with gas
wont take a suit case full of cash
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

You will never channel surfin Zero Z
Fat foo toes top wearin baby tees
Centeners wont make doodie calls
and dirtier foot bathroom stalls
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

Yeah the world have been a better place to be
when that 3rd game with Master Chief's release
Michael Vic go stop abusin
Bary Bombs will stop sedusen
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3

No more BLOG in from WIL WHEATON
No Jack Thomson will get beaten
When BUNGIE finally gives us Halo 3......................

do id house men alert it all
the streets evade decerded
Ice cups roofstops melting instantly
no more femine ridden places
Finally give a care in Cancer NDD
North Korea will a pieces
fill it up your car with gas
You will never channel surfin Zero Z
Fat foo toes top wearin baby tees
Centeners wont make doodie calls
and dirtier foot bathroom stalls
Bary Bombs will stop sedusen


Here my friend, use and enjoy! :D

http://www.tweakmonster.com/articles/cpucleaning/images/qtips.jpg

good god.... too many jokes....

Haha funny, im just a human being im not perfect unlike UR's !!!!!!!!

Haha funny, im just a human being im not perfect unlike UR's !!!!!!!!

everyone is fair game dude. We're just messing with you.

haha i know, ^_^.... bye, till next time gotta go 2 bed

Lono's right, we're just playing... and I'm far from perfect. Last time I went to take a dump at Doc's house, I missed the toilet! Actually, don't tell him, but I missed the entire bathroom!

His wife said I'm not welcome back, but it was an honest mistake.

From looking at Kengy's lyrics and his going to bed at 3:30pm ET, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he's not an American, or even living in an English speaking country so I'm going to refrain from making fun of him.



As for the PS3 lyrics from Rothbart: what you had was actually really good. You probably should have thought it through a little more though when you picked to use American Pie.:p You could have just cut out a couple verses to shorten it up a bit and I guarantee you would have had a hit.

I love it I seen it like 2000000 times!

From looking at Kengy's lyrics and his going to bed at 3:30pm ET, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that he's not an American, or even living in an English speaking country so I'm going to refrain from making fun of him.


Say "Fat foo toes top wearin baby tees" without laughing... I dare ya! :D

Say "Fat foo toes top wearin baby tees" without laughing... I dare ya! :D


Hahaha, damn you, I seriously tried and couldn't. It's just too funny.

I did it, rothbart. =)

It's all true damnit. Every word cause the chief is that badass.
j/k lol

I said it. I'll upload a sound recording if you want. :P

Lono's right, we're just playing... and I'm far from perfect. Last time I went to take a dump at Doc's house, I missed the toilet! Actually, don't tell him, but I missed the entire bathroom!

His wife said I'm not welcome back, but it was an honest mistake.

Oh no, she can't WAIT to see you again.

As for the whole "Sony loves you, fanboys" plan, I can't do it :(

I'm leaving out of town on that day.

Check this out! Halo 3 Hype video got mentioned on Russian HW news site!

http://www.3dnews.ru/games/games_weekly_23092007/index2.htm

(Google translated Version (http://www.google.com/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.3dnews.ru%2Fgames%2Fg ames_weekly_23092007%2Findex2.htm&langpair=ru%7Cen&hl=en&ie=UTF8))

know whats funny? gamespot has a review up for halo 3 already.

All non-disclosure agreements for the big websites ended today at noon. that's why the reviews are up.

just watched this video today after the sarcasticgamer rep told me about it. i work at a store where we had the midnight launch for halo 3. i thought the video was pretty funny! :-)

I must appologize, mine has one curse word, but it really fills it out

The gamers will cry and wee
When they finally get thier game to be
They'll find out all the glitches
So they can start the b*tchin
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Oh sony will get a nintendo wii
And they whine that content isn't free
They see the double standard
And kill thier own commander
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Oh the hype is finally over now you see
Cause without that new xbox live fee
The flood will probly stop it
While your stabbin through the prophet
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

The fanboys will finally stfu
And everyone will have it but you!
When Bungie finally gives us Halo 3

Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

This is seriously one of the best videos ever made. Ice caps will stop melting instantly:p:p:p, when bungie finally gives us halo 3. Lol now everyone at work is looking at me laughing my ass off the whole day :eek: :p

no more blogging from wil wheaton whahahahaha :p

Good video. I have two questions: Do they still inbread in West Virginia? Is Dave there?

I forgot to mention that Chatterbox Video Game Radio (http://www.chatterboxgameshow.com/) use the Halo 3 Hype Howdown as the intro music in their 190th episode (http://ripple.radiotail.com/1007/Show190_09-18-2007.mp3) (I should also mention this is a "real" radio show in Phoenix, AZ.) Unfortunately, they talked over part of the song, but not loud enough to clearly understand, it just made both the song and talking blur together.

after hearing the hype hoedown I joined sarcastic gamer

Wow. You've racked up quite a few posts since joining...O_O

zomfg 3 more posts I'll be ahead of you.

Oops. Looks like you're...quite a few posts ahead of me. :p

Do you just like...post EVERYWHERE?

O_______O

hooray for me, I'm almost at 50%

zomfg 3 more posts I'll be ahead of you.

thats over 50 posts in around 12 hours....calm down dude! :D

Holy crap. You're like...the most active member I can think of.

yay for me :D

That song is legendary. I laughed so hard my stomach started hurting

Hahaha XD
When the karoake (SP?) part came up, I started chanting random stuff about...stuff...that I don't really want to mention here lol.

This is the video that made me Join. :)

Good job on it. It made me Lol. :)

This is also the video that got me hooked on Sarcastic Gamer.

A friend from school sent me a link, and I came here about a month later. Three weeks of reading the articles, and I joined the forums. The rest you guys know already. :p

you guys freaking rock

Also one of the reasons I joined.

Hyperbole... the perfect antidote to relentless fanboys.

Can it get rid of Jack Thompson?:rolleyes:

OH, I think Doc has something else up his sleeve to get rid of good ole jack...:rolleyes:

Can't wait 'til the next episode then.

Can he get rid of Uwe Boll while he's going?

Holy crap. I just happened to notice the numbers for the video on YouTube.

13053 ratings
Views: 1,576,092
Comments: 8,965
Favorited: 16,118 times
Honors: 2
Links: 5

IMo the best parody yet :p

Master Chief for president! He'd fight his own wars. He'll be like "Cortana, I'll be back at 5 I have some shit to handle in Iraq.

what can you say, alot of people like halo....and anything halo related...

funniest halo song ever!

dude.... why'd you steal my sig?

His sig is F'ing awesome though.

agreed, but why would he need mine?

Funny stuff

I know is out of topic but you m guys should check the halo series red vs blue on youtube,funny stuff.

Or go to redvsblue.com like you're supposed to.

great song!!!

its good to see that people can still see a hype as a funny thing

During a Baroid Bonds blood test after judgement day (Halo Jesus launch) Bonds had no steroids, I think we'll have a cure for at least one type of cancer.

But lindsay lohan didnt find Jesus

All the refrences in this song are all so true and so funny! Pure greatness!

I saw this video on youtube, and decided to join the site. Look where I am now.

all of SGs parodies are awesome in my opinion the halo 3 hoe down is genius

Incase you didn't know, this video was featured in the October issue of OXM UK, just to give you a heads up ;)

This is probably my favorite SG parody song. Not because it's friggin' hilarious, which it is. And not because it's so well made, which it is. I love it because this is the first thing from Sarcastic Gamer I ever saw. I watched it on youtube, then went to the SG channel and watched more. I decided to come to the site and saw it had a podcast. I downloaded every episode and laughed with every one. I became an instant fan and made an account, and I am so glad I am able to be a part of this growing community.

Very creative and fun guys good work.

This is how i found out about SG

I love this song very creative. I've been listening to it since it first came out

i love this song and everyone i know loves this song. the How you killed your brand is funny as hell to!

My favourite parody song

It is amazing and a classic and to bad there is no ODST one

I will dance on a grunts head!