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Did You Know That Cars Have BRAKES, Bitch?

Posted 11-02-2009 at 09:17 PM by Shanghai Six
Yes, I said it.

I was coming from Best Buy after picking up the "Buy 2 Get 1" free deal. I was sitting at a red light with four cars ahead of me when this dipshit put her car into the back of my car. Fortunately, her stupid Toyota Camry more or less bounced off the back of my 300, 30+ mph. No screeching of brakes, no nothing.

Good times.

Meanwhile, two weekends of Extra Life, a weekend of being sick and Halloween with a full boatload of...
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Setting People on Fire for Fun and Profit

Posted 10-14-2009 at 08:10 PM by Shanghai Six
Updated 10-14-2009 at 08:14 PM by Shanghai Six
Sitting on the bus back to Crystal City today, I had a revelation that I'm a pretty lucky son of a bitch.

Perfect example, and one I'll never forget. One of my first jobs in high school was working at McDonalds. The manager there was a pretty large prick, I think because the fact that I wasn't a "lifer". I was there to make a few bucks over the summer. He made my life pretty shitty, and I wanted to push the clamshell grill down repeatedly on his head.

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Sergeant Major Shanghai Six

Posted 10-08-2009 at 08:26 PM by Shanghai Six
Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Jesus, haven't written here since before PAX? Sad. Well, that's what happen when they lock my access to video gaming websites from me at work; I can't be as active here.

Whatever.

Seriously considering playing hookey tomorrow to go get my copy of Demon's Souls and start chipping away at that. Nice four day weekend coming up, and I can't wait to get 'er started.

Anyway, I figured out what to call my role...
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Too Racy For Front Page! Shadow Complex’s Orson Scott Card in Men’s Room Sex Sting

Posted 08-29-2009 at 12:46 PM by Shanghai Six
In a twist of the ironic, legendary science fiction author and outwardly vocal homophobe Orson Scott Card was arrested Tuesday after allegedly soliciting sex from a male plainclothes police officer in a men's room at Minneapolis airport. Card was on his way to a press junket to promote his new book “Empire” based on the recent XBLA release of Shadow Complex.

Gaming journalists across the community are hailing Shadow Complex as a runaway success. However, game developer Chair hired...
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Friday, August 28th, 2009

Posted 08-28-2009 at 09:49 AM by Shanghai Six
Wow, 2009 just keep on a flyin'.

Just sat through a two hour interview yesterday. Went in to the interview kinda "meh" about it, but came out with a giant boner. Wow.

It always amazes me. I kinda feel like a fraud and that I don't know my job, but then I sit down at this interview and start answering questions like a pro, and it's like, "Oh, wait, I DO know what I'm doing."

Got Batman yesterday, sprinted from the mailbox back...
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