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An update on the Soul Calibur IV protest

Posted 05-31-2008 at 01:30 PM by Yamster
Updated 05-31-2008 at 04:02 PM by Yamster

PARIS, FRANCE - Following the recent protests by Soul Calibur IV's female fighters over the skimpiness of their clothes, Namco have delivered a formal response to the actions taken by the gaming characters: their clothes will now fall off.

To put it simply, fighters who succeed in unleashing a devastating smackdown on their opponents will cause their foe's armour to drop off, bit-by-bit, until there...

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Soul Calibur characters protest for better outfits

Posted 05-24-2008 at 11:51 AM by Yamster

ŌTA, TOKYO - Female characters from the upcoming video game Soul Calibur IV lined up outside Namco Bandai Headquarters earlier today to protest against their newly designed outfits which they say are "too impractical for combat". The protests have come following the news of English scrapper Ivy Valentine's cover-up for her appearance on American shores, with other leading ladies taking it upon themselves...

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Sonic Descends Into Alcoholism

Posted 05-20-2008 at 05:25 PM by Yamster
Updated 05-23-2008 at 03:14 PM by Yamster

FORMER TOP OF THE WORLD VIDEO GAME STAR Sonic the Hedgehog has checked into a rehab clinic today following scandalous reports of his descent into alcoholism. The spiky blue mammal was spotted last week on the loop-the-loop of the Green Hill Zone, clutching a bottle of Scotch whisky in a brown paper bag, complaining about how his life has become "miserable since he fell from grace".

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