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I Wrote This Whilst bored in Work Last Week...

Posted 10-19-2009 at 10:15 PM by Krelith

[Disclaimer: I often censor the workings of my inner mind when posting on the interwebz, and for good reason. The following is the kind of BS that people in my daily life have to deal with. In their opinion, it's a good thing that I don't write on the blog regularly, as repeated writing would eventually result in less censorship of my general thought processes and lexicon. I wrote this on my lunch break. You've been warned...]

A Day In The Life Of A Smartie

The air...

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kReviewed - Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

Posted 03-23-2009 at 03:53 PM by Krelith
Updated 04-16-2009 at 04:09 PM by Krelith

Platform kReviewed upon: Xbox 360
Difficulty: Normal (Major Hazard)

It's been a while since I've been able to say I found a game funny. It's been even longer since I actually laughed out loud toward one. Eat Lead begins with an achievement unlocked for starting the game... It's Hazard Time and laugh number one is out of the bag!

I've truly never wanted to love and hate...

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Demo Impressions on "Wanted" and "Riddick"

Posted 03-06-2009 at 01:33 PM by Krelith
Updated 03-06-2009 at 04:29 PM by Krelith

I want to preface this article by stating that I'm not judging the games as a whole, don't know about you guys but I haven't played them yet. I'm just giving my usual inconceivably frank impressions on a couple of demos that hit today. Oh, and sorry for the lack of my usual pictures, I'm in a hurry to write this and get back to Killzone.

Firstly, Riddick: Dark Athena

I got into the game, interrupted a conversation in the best way a person can possibly interrupt two...

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2009: The ACTUAL year of the ps3?!

Posted 01-26-2009 at 12:10 PM by Krelith

I'm going to make this relatively quick, but it recently occured to me that 2009 may in fact be the year that the ps3 rocks a few socks. I know that this sounds a little cliché but hear me out for a second.

Here are six exclusive titles for ps3 in 2009 that have been announced or are more than likely to be released:

- Killzone 2
- Uncharted 2
- God of War 3
- Heavy Rain
- InFamous
- Ratchet & Clank Future 2

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kReviewed - Resistance 2

Posted 01-24-2009 at 02:42 PM by Krelith
Updated 04-16-2009 at 04:11 PM by Krelith

Platform review is based upon: PS3 (Exclusive)

Well here it is, another kReview. And this time I'm aiming my crosshair at Resistance 2! So, I've got a cup of tea, plenty of Dragonforce coming through my speakers and frankly nothing better to do on this particular saturday night. Let's begin!

PREFACE: Resistance 2 is the hugely anticipated sequel to Resistance: Fall of Man....

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