http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums Parody, Satire, Opinion, and Occasional Facts. en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:51:38 GMT vBulletin 60 http://forums.sarcasticgamer.com/styles/redcarbon/misc/rss.jpg http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26038&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:42:20 GMT Hey guys, today my school debating society was given the following motion, "This House believe religion is immoral". If you don't know about debating the motion is the thing being debated over by the two teams, one agreeing the other disagreeing. As you can imagine the debate that followed was a lively one with the proposition (the people supporting the motion) talking about the wars, racism and suffering it has caused and the opposistion (the people against the motion) arguing that religions teach people to be kind and fair to others.

So I just thought I'd throw it out there to the SGC to see the response, I'll being playing devil's advocate. ]]> The Lobby TheStonedSheep http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26038 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26037&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:28:51 GMT My friend Dallas and i have started writing our second movie, its a movie very much in the style of a Jack Black film.

but
we've run out of ideas so far the story is
Dallas has a girlfriend with a rape fetish, she wants him to break in to her house and rape her, like actully break a window to get in...the problum is that she has a kid so it turns in to like a stealth rape. but long story short our room mate gets there and seals the deal before dallas. and yeah

thats pretty much the opening
as you can imgine we dont care about how inmuture a theme/story is. we'll do it.

anyone have anything? ]]> The Lobby ImNotEmo http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26037 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26036&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:52:52 GMT well I cannot seem to sync my trophies (it gets to 46% then error code 80022A07) which i have looked up onPSN forums. Basically its told me to try again at off peak times. However I also cant seem to get MW2 trophies, as i completedone of the trophy levels and nothing appeared (i have no idea if this is only MW2 or whether its all trophies, i will check tomorrow with other games). I hear there may be patches coming but any help you guys could give. well I cannot seem to sync my trophies (it gets to 46% then error code 80022A07) which i have looked up onPSN forums. Basically its told me to try again at off peak times.
However I also cant seem to get MW2 trophies, as i completedone of the trophy levels and nothing appeared (i have no idea if this is only MW2 or whether its all trophies, i will check tomorrow with other games). I hear there may be patches coming but any help you guys could give. ]]> Playstation 3 trueblu93 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26036 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26035&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:12 GMT Well Atlus is once again being amazing. In lieu of the disappointment in the cover's ink smearing, They have decide to replace your strategy book for free.
Details in the link!

Replace Your Demon's Souls Strategy Book ]]> Playstation 3 darkwonders http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26035 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26034&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:54:08 GMT I've got a real craving to play some COD:MW2 and i havent really played in a proper gamernight so does anyone want to play some COD:MW2 at 8pm GMT (3pm EST)? I'll probably be playing it for most of the night so it would be great if some of the American SG'ers could join in too. My Gamertag is:Fallen Heero send me a messege and i'll invite you to the party or just post here and i'll add you to my friends list. ]]> Official SG Gamernights FallenHeero http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26034 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26033&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:49:53 GMT Gamespot's giving out codes for early demo downloads.

http://www.gamespot.com/event/codes/...opslot;thumb;1

Haven't tried it yet, but I'm downloading it as we speak. ]]> Xbox 360 TheBlackSpank http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26033 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26032&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:16:20 GMT Chose 6 people from any film, comic, video game, book, historical person...etc, etc... You get the point. Only chose 6 though. If you wanna name it or give any details, go for it.

I'll start with my 6.

1. Riddick from Chronicles of Riddick
2. Sam Fischer from Splinter Cell
3. Bruce Lee
4. John McClane from the Die Hard series
5. Muhammad Ali
6. Jean Claude Van-Damm as Guile from that stupid Street Fighter movie

I know it's not an end all fighting group, but it would definitely be entertaining. ]]> The Lobby Chinobill2 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26032 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26031&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:10:09 GMT I was wondering what would everyone here like to see in the next gta game? In my opinion i think it would be cool to see Sanandreas come back, but of course in HD, or maybe a south american setting where in one mission you have to use a plane to travel to jamaica to do a drug deal. ahhh idk but as long as they bring back the tank :thumbsup: I was wondering what would everyone here like to see in the next gta game?

In my opinion i think it would be cool to see Sanandreas come back, but of course in HD, or maybe a south american setting where in one mission you have to use a plane to travel to jamaica to do a drug deal. ahhh idk but as long as they bring back the tank :thumbsup: ]]> General or Multiplatform Gaming Skelzor93 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26031 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26030&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:20:33 GMT

Very disturbing accusations are being hurled from the Bungie camp this morning, as the developer takes aim at Inifinty Ward.

“Modern Warfare 2 is just like an idea we’ve been kicking around for some time,” said Bungie’s Jeff Needler.* “For years we’ve been talking about releasing something awesome that innovates upon a franchise without just recycling the same character models, weapons, vehicles, and graphical assets.* It’s obvious that corporate espionage has occurred here.”

Needler went on to say that Bungie planned to start on this ambitious new project right after they finished Halo 3 ODST: Chapter 2 and Halo 3 ODST: Chapter 3 part 1.

“We were even planning to pull a couple people off of Halo Wars 2,* Halo Reach and Halo Reaching Farther to get an AWESOME game underway,” says Needler.* “I swear to God we were about to make something just as awesome as this.* I swear.”




Click here to view the article. ]]> Sarcastic Gamer News News Bot http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26030 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26029&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:00:08 GMT

After selling* 70 bajillion copies of Modern Warfare 2 in a day, Infinity Ward has heard it from all gamers.* After playing through Call of Duty: World at War on Veteran, Modern Warfare 2 seems like a walk in the park.* Simply put, Veteran just isn’t hard enough, I mean, if I’m not walking into a wall of grenades at every turn, what’s the point, right?

Well, Infinity Ward has responded.

Justin Thyme, IW VP of Communications posted this on his Twitter account:

@Youtubevideomaker “We get it, Favela on Veteran isn’t cheap enough, so we’ve got something up our sleeve coming soon this Christmas.”

It seems that IW having to live in the shadow of juggernaut Treyarch and last year’s Call of Duty: World at War and the batshit insane Veteran difficulty level has formed a few cracks in IW’s otherwise fantastic Modern Warfare 2.

Thyme responded to the cryptic Tweet last week when he said,

“We understand that there has been some criticism regarding the level of difficulty in our single player campaign. We understand that our fans have come to expect a certain level of cheapness when completing our single player campaign on the highest difficulty. While we apologize for a lack of ridiculous amount of grenade spam found in other CoD games, mainly used to hide poor AI issues at the higher difficulty levels, we recognize that a lack of grenade spam in our campaign could hurt us in the long run with our hardcore following that has come to expect that type of thing.”

When asked what else IW has in mind with their proposed DLC to satiate the rabid fan base, Thyme said,

“Well, we want to give you about as much of a chance as a civilian at the Moscow Airport, so, we’re also bringing infinite respawning enemies back too…”

The new difficultly level entitled “No Russian, Bitches” drops on 12/25/09.




Click here to view the article. ]]> Sarcastic Gamer News News Bot http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26029 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26028&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:23:03 GMT Here are some codes that I'm giving away to the SG community. I might get some more giveaways soon. Make sure to follow me on twitter for more updates: http://www.twitter.com/godfree

This demo haven't came out to the public yet. So enjoy!

• MCFBF-XQ9PG-GQCP4-C23MW-4DFBQ
• FJ7YF-VGPYV-R28YX-F2M4X-3BCH6
• KT3QG-VQTGF-2RGCT-FM6QV-YHPH8
• QH3C2-BT2KC-PMVF4-W3PWT-3DQFM
• VTCFX-YV3K6-XWXGK-46G2C-WH9RQ
• JFRP6-BH7J9-HG73D-86GHF-CBMM6
• HV7RK-DPWT3-DRBV8-C6GXX-7F7Y8
• QBFPH-QTPW9-W7WR4-7YX37-V6R8M
• R6PQ3-GPHG8-4JJCM-XB3RT-K472D
• CHPDB-BMR7G-F98M9-G38GT-4YMPG
• GJ43J-2TPD7-P32CR-DH8CR-C4KR8
• BRWXF-P8PHQ-YR4RV-3447X-8248Y
• MH7T8-Y2MKP-JWXK3-YHKBR-DWJW3
• GWCY2-GQP6T-8BD32-6PY2J-6YCJ6
• JR3MX-CXY39-M4CK7-BPMGG-8CH2W
• DRKRC-R29MR-P878H-78427-MK3GM
• WTJK8-RP2VV-Q2GJM-TFYTG-X2T6Q
• M8C3Q-YWHRX-HGHRJ-XFTR9-PKRC6
• T7DHT-M3W8K-Q6PVY-D4Q3T-7JJXJ
• CQBF3-3P982-GD7WQ-D8JG2-B4WXM

]]> The Lobby godfree http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26028 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26027&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:08:28 GMT I am looking at purchasing a PSP go, but I have a few questions first. I bought a PSP 3000 off Kijiji yesterday and I sold it for twice what I paid to somebody. I got it for $100 with an 8 GB card, a case and 2 games (probably stolen) Question #1. Is there an option to turn the screen off while listening to music after about 30 seconds? (Other PSP models have this option but it takes about 2 minutes to turn off) Question #2. How does the picture quality compare to the older PSP models? Question #3. I have bigger than normal hands, is that going to be an issue? Thank you in advance. I am looking at purchasing a PSP go, but I have a few questions first. I bought a PSP 3000 off Kijiji yesterday and I sold it for twice what I paid to somebody. I got it for $100 with an 8 GB card, a case and 2 games (probably stolen)

Question #1.

Is there an option to turn the screen off while listening to music after about 30 seconds? (Other PSP models have this option but it takes about 2 minutes to turn off)

Question #2.

How does the picture quality compare to the older PSP models?

Question #3.

I have bigger than normal hands, is that going to be an issue?


Thank you in advance. ]]> Handhelds Mantook http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26027 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26026&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:11:28 GMT Next week im going to a big LAN party and I thought id bring my ps3 with me. The lcd monitor im using is a Samsung Syncmaster 225BW and im wondering what i need to buy to get picture and sound :D would really appriciate some help :D thanks Next week im going to a big LAN party and I thought id bring my ps3 with me. The lcd monitor im using is a Samsung Syncmaster 225BW and im wondering what i need to buy to get picture and sound :D would really appriciate some help :D

thanks ]]> General or Multiplatform Gaming CayennSG http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26026 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26025&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:47:43 GMT Only found out this week it was coming back after playing in the beta this summer and even winning myself a game in the crowd. Not only that they have adjusted the way you get selected for the 1, redone the graphics and interfaces and added achievements.

Me and my mates had a load of fun with this over the summer as geeky as it sounds its really easy to get caught up with it and much more immersive than an actual gameshow.

will anyone else be playing the live show later.

anyone shaking their head at me right now i also have MW2 & L4D2 waiting at home but they will be taking a back seat to my 1vs100 habit. ]]> Xbox 360 cynical monkey http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26025 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26024&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:40:02 GMT

As if fake mustaches and kissing Rothbart’s ass wasn’t enough, we’re proud to bring you the next round in our series of sponsor competitions, ramping up to the January launch of the Sarcastic Gamer Racing league.

Be further intrigued/disturbed after the jump!



Silver Sponsor: Frawlz Gumballs

Here at Sarcastic Gamer, especially among the cast of the Blu Show, we’ve been known to put a lot of things in our mouths. Nothing has tasted as sweet nor PWN’d our jaws with the same ferocity as Frawlz Gumballs. They are the leading brand in chewing and blowing satisfaction. You know you want them…Frawlz in your Mouth.

The Contest:
Guess how many gumballs Frawlz can fit in HIS mouth. That’s it. In a couple of weeks (TBD) we will reveal the answer via webcam. That’s right, Frawlz will stuff as many gumballs in his mouth as he can, and you all will witness it.* The gumballs used will be the standard 1″ size.

*We will not be held responsible for any psychological damages caused by viewing this spectacle.

Send your answers by email to undeaddog@sarcasticgamer.com

Rule Clarification: For those of you not sending entries because you are holding out for a higher sponsor, I need to reassure you that winning a Silver level sponsor does not take you out of the running for Gold. If you win Silver and are then chosen for Gold, your lesser sponsor will default to a runner up. With only 12 sponsors for 24 drivers, it is important that you enter as often as possible.

…and of course the contest may be for SGRL drivers, but the fun and hilarity is for everyone! We hope you all enjoy everything we have in store.




Click here to view the article. ]]> Sarcastic Gamer News News Bot http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26024 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26023&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:35:50 GMT Keeping with my trend of only watching movies/playing games years after anyone still wants to talk about them, I just finished up "There Will Be Blood."

So...did I miss something? Other than watching Daniel Day Lewis act crazy for like 15 minutes, did this movie have a plot? Did it need to be 2.5 excruciating hours long? Why does every movie that rottentomatoes scores over a 90% turn out to be boring?

Anyway, if anyone can explain to me why this movie was good, please do. I want to like it, I just don't right now. ]]> The Lobby Hollitz http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26023 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26022&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:33:11 GMT

Not wanting to mess with a formula people seem to love, Infinity Ward announced today that it’s first pack of single player story add-on DLC for Modern Warfare 2 will be very familiar in composition to gamers who already loved the campaign presented with the retail game disc.

“The ‘Way-To -Go Now Die!’ pack is something we’re very proud of,” said Infinity Ward’s Mike Fritzingham.* “All 7 missions will feature some of the most incredible combat and chase sequences you’ve ever played, followed by the extreme emotional car crash of having done all that just to have your character blown away by a point-blank shot to the head.* I mean, why mess with what works, right?”

In a related story, the first Multiplayer Map Pack is due in early January, and will reportedly contain at least 7 new online maps so enormous that you can’t quite memorize no matter how many times you’ve played them.




Click here to view the article. ]]> Sarcastic Gamer News News Bot http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26022 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26021&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:12:33 GMT

I know not everyone enjoyed the original EA/DICE Battlefield: Bad Company, but I certainly did.* Liked the characters, liked chasing down Serbian war criminals, and then liked “requisitioning” their stolen gold.

Modern Warfare 2 has stolen a most of Battlefield: Bad Company 2’s multiplayer thunder with it’s release last week, but after watching this trailer and it’s fully destructible environments, I felt a little excitement.* And let’s face it, you’re not driving around Abrams Main Battle Tanks* that can put 155mm rounds through buildings in MW2.

So check out some building destroying goodness after the jump!








Click here to view the article. ]]> Sarcastic Gamer News News Bot http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26021 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26020&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:04:29 GMT Hey i was looking through my Friends list earlier and i relised something... half of the peaple i have on there i either dont know or dont care about. The bad thing about this is when i go to play with them there like WHO THE F*** ARE YOU!??!?!?!?!?! but now i want to play with (hopefully intelligent) people and im willing to play just about anything. So come on SGC lets play something... Hey i was looking through my Friends list earlier and i relised something... half of the peaple i have on there i either dont know or dont care about. The bad thing about this is when i go to play with them there like WHO THE F*** ARE YOU!??!?!?!?!?! but now i want to play with (hopefully intelligent) people and im willing to play just about anything. So come on SGC lets play something... ]]> Official SG Gamernights bigdad1962 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26020 http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26019&goto=newpost Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:22:54 GMT Well I suppose that you do not know what I care about since you're here, but here it is:

Twitter, Facebook, last.fm, and Zune being on Xbox live. I don't need any of these things on my Xbox, they're just their to attract people who are too lazy to pick up a computer. I mean, how many people actually care when someone "tweets". I know I don't. Seeing as how I haven't used my Twitter account since I made it (and why people are so obsessed with following other people's "tweets"), I really can't see why this Twitter thing is so popular (I know that I definitely don't care what someone's thought are on a subject, what they had for lunch, or what they're doing at the exact moment they post their stupid "tweet"). If I want to check Facebook, I'll log onto my account. Since my Xbox and my computer are in the same room, it seems as though Microsoft is just giving me a stupid gimmick. I don't have a Zune, and I can only guess that not a lot of people do, seeing as how I more than half of all mp3 player sales go to the iPod. Finally: What the hell is Last.fm?

So, I definitely don't care about any of these things, at all, Microsoft. Instead of giving me crap I don't want or need, why don't you make everything on the Marketplace free for a day. (How many people would freak out if that happened?) ]]> Xbox 360 SplittingMnut http://sarcasticgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26019